Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[New & Improved Username]

If she gets the full hysterectomy, what might be the effects of sudden menopause on a 500lb baby whose hormones were fucked up to begin with? That would be pretty entertaining if it pushes her back up to 600.

If the cancer is fully wiped out with surgery she could eat even more to reward herself for beating cancer.

 

[kiwirevolving]

If she gets the full hysterectomy, what might be the effects of sudden menopause on a 500lb baby whose hormones were fucked up to begin with? That would be pretty entertaining if it pushes her back up to 600.

If the cancer is fully wiped out with surgery she could eat even more to reward herself for beating cancer.

Emotional eating because she has cancer

Rewards herself by eating because she beat cancer (and she will flaunt that around like crazy with stupid hashtags)

Vicious cycle

 

[Twinkie]

Hey gorls if you noticed a bunch of yer shit is missing it's cuz I've moved it to the Supporting Cast Thread, that's where Amberlynn's family is discussed. I didn't want to set notificaitons for moving these posts because I moved a lot. Didn't want to spam you guys with alerts.

 

[Amber’s period hole]

Feeling disappointed. Even when this bitch gets cancer she's still completely boring as shit. I'm tired of prerecorded crap, give me a health update or something.

I mean, the last non-prerecorded videos were not any better. I want a vlog, or a fight with the meth slut. Or a rant like the Snapchat rant (maybe during a muckbang?). I miss the 1-day diet plans.

 

[Poop Bun]

Feeling disappointed. Even when this bitch gets cancer she's still completely boring as shit. I'm tired of prerecorded crap, give me a health update or something.

Totally in agreement! I thought that things would maybe be more entertaining or something, maybe more "embarrassing updates", we all love those.

I suppose I can find entertainment in the fact that she thought scripting cancer into the show this late in the season would boost ratings. She's failing at something she's planned - again.

 

[smallmilk]

Post a video

Feeling disappointed. Even when this bitch gets cancer she's still completely boring as shit. I'm tired of prerecorded crap, give me a health update or something.

Seriously, I thought we were gonna get some interesting videos, but nah...

 

[bothiggedyhog]

After dealing with a string of deaths with huge domino effects, i've come to have an opinion.

Fuck you amber. you could have prevented this, and now if you die due to your own personal neglect, everyone who knows you, even on a smaller scale us farmers, will be fucked up. everyone warned you, and now you're not just hurting yourself but anyone who cares enough to give a shit. I've had to be in beckys fucking position dealing with multiple people dropping like flies all around me, people I cared about, and after months of trying to deal with the pure fuckedupness of that scenario, all I see now is selfishness.
You've basically committed a slow suicide. you don't deserve to die, but nobody else deserves to fucking deal with the impact of your death.

 

[Elwood Blues]

There was another thread in which apparently we were allowed to do something I've wanted to do for years, but I somehow missed it, so I'm doing it here LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING REBEL WHO GOES OUT THE 'IN' DOOR:

FAT

 

[70 is the New 89]

The damn moms DO have the answers but want to play like they don’t cause they know how awful they were as mothers. My mom acts like she has Alzheimer’s but only about my childhood or anything to do with me. I bet ambers does the same,

A lot of parents don’t remember the shitty things they did to their children because it didn’t happen directly to them. They only remeber the shitty things their kids did in response to their actions because that was the part of the story that centred around them.

Listen to some parents talk about how awful their kids are/were, and they make it sound like the behaviours came out of nowhere... While they are shit-talking their child.

Emotional eating because she has cancer

Rewards herself by eating because she beat cancer (and she will flaunt that around like crazy with stupid hashtags)

Vicious cycle

“I need more calories because my body is trying to recover.”

“I can eat what I want because I almost died.”

“I can eat whatever I want because cancer taught me to live life to the fullest and not deny myself anything. Life is too short... No Becky, you can’t have that!!!!”

 

[Free the Pedos]

If she gets the full hysterectomy, what might be the effects of sudden menopause on a 500lb baby whose hormones were fucked up to begin with? That would be pretty entertaining if it pushes her back up to 600.

If we judge by Chantal it drives you to despair and ever more out of control eating.

 

[chinnys boil]

A lot of parents don’t remember the shitty things they did to their children because it didn’t happen directly to them. They only remeber the shitty things their kids did in response to their actions because that was the part of the story that centred around them.

Listen to some parents talk about how awful their kids are/were, and they make it sound like the behaviours came out of nowhere... While they are shit-talking their child.



“I need more calories because my body is trying to recover.”

“I can eat what I want because I almost died.”

“I can eat whatever I want because cancer taught me to live life to the fullest and not deny myself anything. Life is too short... No Becky, you can’t have that!!!!”

"At first it was all like cute begging, and then it became like YOUR GOING TO FUCKING FEED ME"
- Becky 2020

 

[clusterfuckk]

it feels like she uses a random word gen and connect them into a poem. Her writing makes no sense

She writes like the beatnick writers in the 60’s. Like Burroughs and Kerouac.

Only like 10 times fucking worse.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

After dealing with a string of deaths with huge domino effects, i've come to have an opinion.

Fuck you amber. you could have prevented this, and now if you die due to your own personal neglect, everyone who knows you, even on a smaller scale us farmers, will be fucked up. everyone warned you, and now you're not just hurting yourself but anyone who cares enough to give a shit. I've had to be in beckys fucking position dealing with multiple people dropping like flies all around me, people I cared about, and after months of trying to deal with the pure fuckedupness of that scenario, all I see now is selfishness.
You've basically committed a slow suicide. you don't deserve to die, but nobody else deserves to fucking deal with the impact of your death.

I'm sorry to hear you're going through tribulations. Death is really hard.

 

[New & Improved Username]

"At first it was all like cute begging, and then it became like YOUR GOING TO FUCKING FEED ME"
- Becky 2020

R.amen
A.nd
P.ints of IceCream
E.aten non-stop

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"At first it was all like cute begging, and then it became like YOUR GOING TO FUCKING FEED ME"
- Becky 2020

You think ol' Beckster has seen Little Shop of Horrors?

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

She admitted that she is not a narcissist because she took a test on the internet which told her that she was not. Introspection? I do not believe that she could pronounce it.

A narcissist cannot possibly admit they're a narcissist.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I guess that answers if the mook bong was prerecorded or not!

 

[SituationTypeThing]

To be fair, do you really think Amber has read any of them? She probably only read Rupi Kaur-esque poetry because of tumblr, there's 0% chance she's ever encountered Donne.

The closest Amber will ever get to Donne is being bit by a flea.

Edit: but she went to some kind of school? I don't know how USA schools are, but you teach poetry there right? She must at least been exposed to something else than herself?

Yes i meant something like the English language study. In my country in consists of learning words famous authors, poets and the language structure (our own).

Amber dropped out of high school and got a GED, a graduation equivalency diploma. I don't know what's required to get one, but I'm fairly certain muddling through The Canterbury Tales or learning iambic pentameter isn't part of it. Those who actually attend all four years of high school do study English (grammar and literature) for all four years.

In grade school, a teacher picked amber's poem as the best in the class, and Amber enjoyed the attention. Her smooth brain confused being good at enjoying attention with being good at poetry.

 

[mekalekahi]

Shes so detached from what a normal meal is that she thinks eating 6 huge ragoons and a big tray of sushi in under 10 minutes isn't stuffing her face.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Dainty gorl barely touched the Taco Bell meal for six.