Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lymphadainty]

The only thing Amber would ever grieve about is if something happened to the love of her life - especially since she just moved to Lexington to be closer. I'd imagine the obit would read something like, "Local Cheesecake Factory burnt to the ground due to grease fire."

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I expect nothing less from Amber. That was absolutely none of her business to talk about, but she’s so desperate for attention that she had to talk about her ex’s dead mother’s death to a complete stranger. Fuckin’ bitch.

 

[Confederate Fag]

She's so proud, folks.
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Obviously, the occasionally, self-inflicted “punishment” wasn’t severe enough. And now as a defence she’s implying that she’s a recovered bulimic without saying it outright , which in her mind is different and better than blatantly lying about it. Sorry, Hamber, we know you were never bulimic, and “thinking about puking” or “trying” to puke once or twice doesn’t equal an eating disorder. You’re just a fat ass with zero discipline and zero accountability. Every time I think this cow can’t get any lower, she pulls shit like this.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

She misses her so much??? Mendy died less than two weeks ago and I'm sure Amber rarely saw or spoke to Mendy - if at all - before she passed.

She's such a disingenuous cunt, looking for pity off the death of poor Mendy. That makes me so mad.

 

[Who Now]

he is, however, hilariously triggered by green beans of all things:

She be flexing over the fancy brand vs the store brand. Life is full for ALR

 

[Mandaark]

The only thing Amber would ever grieve about is if something happened to the love of her life - especially since she just moved to Lexington to be closer. I'd imagine the obit would read something like, "Local Cheesecake Factory burnt to the ground due to grease fire."

Or getting banned for freebleeding all over their furniture.

 

[497]

This is way kinder than the usual 'lurk more faggot' that most people get.


My personal theory is that she no longer has cancer, but she has been confirmed with having the beetus.
Please have beetus

hopefully, she'll *admit* to having the beetus now that Chantal has. I always thought AL would die by a spider bite/cut off foot like nanaluvstroubles did, I feel like a bad person for thinking that and I wouldn't want AL to die that way but just how she is, she seemed like the type to get an infection and die from the beetus.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Very respectful of Amber to just throw out how Destiny's mom died of cancer.

I'm sure Destiny really asked for that sort of attention so she can have Hamber's haydurs start flocking to Destiny's DMs and social media posts saying they're sorry for her mother.

And using any sort of emojis in a post where you announce someone's passing that you call close or dear doesn't show any respect whatsoever. Amber can go eat a dick and Destiny will still lack any sort of dignity still to refuse Hamber's handouts.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Destiny will still lack any sort of dignity still to refuse Hamber's handouts.

Why would you think differently about a 15 year old sped boy? Color me confused.

"I made you cum!" pretty much says it all. Dusty just collecting her sped reparations, that's all.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

"Local Cheesecake Factory burnt to the ground due to grease fire."

Maybe Amber will be inside when it happens.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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She misses her so much??? Mendy died less than two weeks ago and I'm sure Amber rarely saw or spoke to Mendy - if at all - before she passed.

She's such a disingenuous cunt, looking for pity off the death of poor Mendy. That makes me so mad.

And with no word of her condolences to Dusty, Mendy’s actual DAUGHTER (or special little boy however you prefer) or her family. This may just be the most disgusting Narclynn I’ve ever seen. Like yeah whatever fuck Dusty and Becky and Norma (I don’t know much about mendy) they’re nasty people in their own right blah blah blah. This is still prime cunt behavior.

Where the fuck is Shrimpgate when you need it? She was a lot less insufferable then compared to...this.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Quoting myself because she said dumb shit about Becky on social media

Speaking of that... fucking yuck
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Her pathological lying is insane.

"Oh, you think I'm a jealous girlfriend??? In reality, Becky is a pervert who tells me all about random pretty girls that she comes across and I don't mind at all!"

Amberlynn, shut the fuck up

 

[Arcadia]

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What? I don’t care how bad you are grieving, you don’t get to do this. You don’t answer a question that is going to be seen by potentially thousands of people about your ex-girlfriend’s mother and say how she died. If Destiny had any sense in her head, she would never talk to Amber again and disappear entirely (she won’t, but she should).

The emoji use here when talking about something so serious is what really makes it imo. Stay classy Amber

 

[Darth_Texan]

Maybe Amber will be inside when it happens.

Dear God, with all that fat feeding the fire? It will be a massive conflagration

 

[Fupacabra]

I was thinking... Amber should just give Becky a number instead of calling her by name. It would save time when referring to Becky in online conversations. I'd suggest she picks 0. It perfectly represents her because:
- Zero is nice and round, just like Becky,
- It's the actual number of times they've had sex,
- It represents chances of Becky to make something out of herself in life,
- It's exactly how much fucks Amber gives about Becky.

 

[repentance]

I'll agree with one thing you said- the oxy is causing the Twitter rant.
Evidently she's one of the ones who get a talkative, euphoric rush from opiates. Totally see it. Been around it all my life.
Which means she will probably become hooked.
Addiction runs in her family anyways.
And she's already hooked on food so it isn't far out of the realm.

She's a bit far out from surgery to still need opioids unless she left hospital on a high enough dose that she needs to be tapered off them.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

but at that point she did still have human shaped legs

This is what really scares me when I look at someone that big. I've seen pics and medical stuff of obese people breaking their ankles and bones slipping out of their sockets. I'm surprised that Amber's knees or ankles haven't fractured yet.

 

[Arcadia]

Sounds awful, but after watching her antics for a couple of years, now I only follow the fat piece of shit because I want to watch her suffer and die. Every single day something good happens to her (nice, new apartment etc) I lose a little bit more faith in God/humanity....

Relax you make it sound like old Hamber is some kind of war criminal avoiding the Hague or something.

She's just an idiot who manages to skate by which is part of her charm really. I'd advise you to either learn to laugh at her or pick a cow that doesn't piss you off

 

[Moonpie]

She's a bit far out from surgery to still need opioids unless she left hospital on a high enough dose that she needs to be tapered off them.

She was just talking on Twitter debating about needing to take a pain pill or not for the day. Depends on how often she's taking them.

 

[a dinosaur]

And, as expected after a messy Q&A...