Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Amber still being a cunt on Twitter because getting off her ass and doing something productive is too close to work, and our gorl don't do no work.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Bull. Motherfucking. Shit.

So how are you suppose to get to your CT appointment? Are they going to beam you in Star Trek style?



When? Giving hand jobs in a theatre doesn’t count.

 

[ADHD]

I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.

Right, it doesn't make any sense from a medical standpoint. Maybe she's afraid some of the Karens from FB/Reddit will be camping out to catch a glimpse of her, now that her new dox have been confirmed. It would be easier for them to do since it's a large apartment complex and it would be impossible for Amber to know by sight alone who is a resident and who is not, and that doesn't include people who could be there presumably to shop at the stores.

 

[stronkwonk]

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When? Giving hand jobs in a theatre doesn’t count.

i don't give a shit, but for the sake of drama i wish that someone would yell at her for equating vagina-having to womanhood/her being transphobic

 

[Cuck Shack]

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Bull. Motherfucking. Shit.

So how are you suppose to get to your CT appointment? Are they going to beam you in Star Trek style?


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When? Giving hand jobs in a theatre doesn’t count.

Typing in all caps about how much she LOVES VAGINA! What's next? "BECKY HAS VAGINA, OVARIES, C CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!"

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[ADHD]

Unless Becky was sticking actual food up her period hole before this test, I highly doubt it. Amber only puts in effort for food.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Eating destiny’s ass doesn’t count, Amber. You basically rimmed a 12 yo sped boy

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

This is why God abandoned us

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Right, it doesn't make any sense from a medical standpoint. Maybe she's afraid some of the Karens from FB/Reddit will be camping out to catch a glimpse of her, now that her new dox have been confirmed. It would be easier for them to do since it's a large apartment complex and it would be impossible for Amber to know by sight alone who is a resident and who is not, and that doesn't include people who could be there presumably to shop at the stores.

I think it has dawned her that where she lives they is going to stick out like two morbidly obese lesbians waddling down the street in a high end community of elitist fatphobes



Is this a new version of events? All I remember is the red sofa seemed to help with the loss

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think it has dawned her that where she lives they is going to stick out like two morbidly obese lesbians waddling down the street in a high end community of elitist fatphobes

How much Amber walked outside before moving to Lexington? Not much. She walked to the tree and to the car and this was pretty well it. I do not see her walking kilometers on end along rambling roads. Let’s face it, she was housebound in Monticello, now she continues to be in Lexington.

She has been to Lexington before. It is not that she should be suddenly surprised that she stuck out like a sore thumb on the street. She could walk around her complex if she wanted. Of course, she uses her surgery as an excuse to stay in.

 

[Thumbsballs]

I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.

No, she’s not allowed outside for OUR protection.

 

[krazy orange cat]

No, she’s not allowed outside for OUR protection.

I chose to believe that she's not allowed outside because the property management doesn't want her scaring away prospective new tenants.

 

[skinnysituation]

COUNCIL

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Amber still being a cunt on Twitter because getting off her ass and doing something productive is too close to work, and our gorl don't do no work.

God I love doing this. Another highlight reel!

If cancer cannot redeem her reputation, faking her own death seems reasonable.

Olive oil? Vegetable oil? Canola oil? Cooking spray? Coconut oil? Lymphedema syrup? Literally ANYTHING is better than water.
"My food happens to taste good." Press X to doubt.

As one of the first members of the Show Layrg Brigade, we do not claim this one.

You can miss several years of your life, but you sure as hell cannot miss a candle sale.

I thought the L-D ratio means nothing?

That's what all incels say.

I'm still torn about this. Only time will tell really, we just have to wait until she makes a damning contradiction.

She can't peel and wash a fucking potato, what makes you think she can be a candlemaker?

Tee hee, I am not seething at all! I am totally not cunting out on Twitter to drum up controversy because my viewership has been cut into a third!!

She is scarred from Toxic Shock Bacterial Vaginosis Lake you guyzzz

ONLY. FANS. ONLY. FANS. ONLY. FANS.

I would fake a rape, but I would never fake cancer!!

Of course, it's the fault of the methheads that could not stop slapfighting.

Correction: you cannot walk for two minutes.

I have no response for this other than, "lol"

There is no proof of this. At all. Anywhere.

Just a lazy narc. Not that deep sis.

Don't gas up the poor onion.

Spoiler: SAD ONION

You have my pass to be homophobic, go on.

Press X to doubt.

Why would Amber block one of her own socks? Also, does she seriously think that the majority of people would defend her?

April Lauren seems like a nice, honest lady with a successful channel. Her audience seems to adore her, quite a change of scenery.

I think Amberlynn is pretty insulting to rape and domestic abuse survivors to lie about such traumatic events. Especially when the accuser is a liar AND the suspect. But idk that's just me.

Don't kid yourself, private jets usually have tight doors.

Sorry babe, your rotting cunt threw my sniffer for a loop.

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. It's quite enjoyable.

I can't tell if this Josephine character is a based troll or just some sped, but, I hope she continues whatever she is doing.

I am NOT horrifically deformed and demonstrably insufferable, you're clearly homophobic.

So you settle for a disabled 13 year old boy?

Press X to doubt.

ADD ANOTHER ONE TO THE LIST BOYS!!!!

Talk to Cleverbot gorl.

Who cares about constructive criticism, let's just laugh at the cow.

THEY EXERCISE AND PRACTICE MODERATION.

To conclude, Josephine might just be my new favorite Twitter sperg. I really hope she stays here for long.

 

[pr3nt177]

I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.

'cos she's "vulnerable" due to her op.

Becky seems to be going on food and tat crap runs daily; they appear to be getting endless home deliveries (food and goods) - obviously neither a problem in her mind but Covid-19 is somehow going to swoop from the skies as soon as her hoof goes over the threshold.

 

[Smiling with air]

I chose to believe that she's not allowed outside because the property management doesn't want her scaring away prospective new tenants.

And small children

 

[marjoram]

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Is this a new version of events? All I remember is the red sofa seemed to help with the loss

Yep, new story. Old story featuring hopping spider/toad/blatant lie, at least FatAl admitted she let the cat out. She also said she "ran" after Gracie. Hope the stripper(Libby's sister) sees this, Al's really slamming on her.
Density was all bummed out, making missing posters, Al's like "yeah, sad SEE OUR NEW COUCH???!"
'Course Farmers favorite theory was that Al stuffed Gracie into her grockbot and made cat stew.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Cute - caliming she doesn't have a pool where she lives. Uh huh.