Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,639 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,544
Too bad she's not capable of taking a selfie without using a filter that can't accommodate her fat face. Or is it the new trend to have the ear piece jabbing into your cheek?
Maybe I don't do social media right but it rubs me a wrong/weird way when someone put like poop emoji (or those weird ass eye emojis on Ricky?) on friends, but when taking selfie they will take the longest time, try all filters and angles to make themselves look good (impossible with AL tho)
 
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24 hours of tweets in which Amber explains that not all the groceries will be ate, she's not an idiot, and confirmation that she hasn't even started looking for a therapist.
 

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Lol lardass knows she tucked that belt.
It hasn't fit her fatass for years and certainly doesn't now.

Who is she trying to fool? Just like she cheats the scales.

Bitch is the most delusional I've ever seen.
When she was flailing around showing it off it went slack and she accidentally pulled the belt out, seatbelts don't do that if they are latched. She thinks nobody noticed because she's so clever.
 
Maybe I don't do social media right but it rubs me a wrong/weird way when someone put like poop emoji (or those weird ass eye emojis on Ricky?) on friends, but when taking selfie they will take the longest time, try all filters and angles to make themselves look good (impossible with AL tho)
Amber just loves making everyone else look as shitty as possible. Especially her partners
 
Where is Becky ?
Sitting behind that large orange alcoholic drink, I’m guessing.

Amber is so cunty on Twitter. Insisting she had water, half of a 1000 calorie meal, and half a cheesecake (that she doesn’t even like!). The person who tweeted her made an excellent point, but Amber no curr.

That banana cheesecake was 1250 calories. IF we take Dumbo at her word, she still ate over 1,100 calories, and we know damn well she ate much more before and after that.
 
Did she finally get her hair done or is that part of the filter?
I despise snapchat crap.
That’s filter color. It would be nice if she dyed her hair though. We could all place bets on how long it takes to turn diarrhea green from lack of maintenance, and maybe even get a new dangerhair SJWlynn persona. “I’m a ruhvolutionerry y’alllll”
 
I feel sorry for the poor waitstaff. Imagine working at a shitty chain restaurant during a pandemic: miserable, risking your health, and masked all day. This beast waddles in huffing and puffing, so grotesque it doesn't even fit in a chair. Stuffing itself with cheap greasy reheated apps and carb piles in between trips to Target and Wommart where its meaty paw fondles every shiny and bright knick knack it can get its scooter close enough to reach out for like a toddler in a shopping cart.
I imagine the way the waitstaff reacts depends on one very important thing: Does Amber leave good tips?
 
So now she has the fags as another excuse to go out and eat like shit besides D&D

If she was smart she'd keep the fags and D&D separated under the pretext of the pandemic so now she can go out to eat as twice as much

Also it's hilarious how much of a big deal she makes out of drinking water. It's such a fucking mundane thing, but Amber has nothing going on in her life, anything trivial that happens she'll try to milk the shit out of it

And tbh there's no point in reasoning with her about how many calories she shoves in her maw. She's clearly a food addict that always tries to find a scapegoat like "oh this was only 500 calories stop crying lol fat people can still go out to eat too they don't have to eat just celery and oatmeal"

Keeping track of your calories without limiting them also is fucking pointless and it's pretty much what Amber does

I imagine the way the waitstaff reacts depends on one very important thing: Does Amber leave good tips?
She likes to flex about spending money although I never heard her brag about ever tipping someone (and it's not because she'd also indirectly reveal that she went out to eat again, she's shameless about that)

So my best guess is that she probably doesn't tip, even though she likes to pretend that she cares about the people around her by saying how grateful she is for them to still do their job during a pandemic or some shit
 
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