Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Anti Pickle Serum]

isn't it funny how she literally cant fit her whole body in frame?

She's not filming herself in IMAX, how could she?

 

[Howfluffyisdapuppy]

Nope, she only wears cardigans with the odd hoodie here and there when it comes to winter

Those disgusting flats are worn all year around, those running shoes she shows herself wearing once in a blue moon aren't even her's from how worn they look plus Amber gives a shit about her "fashion" and the granny cardigans she wears don't go well with sportswear

Doesn't KY get any snow? She can't stay indoors during a pandemic that will kill her, then I don't see her staying indoors during winter so she doesn't risk slipping on ice in those slippers and cause a dent in the pavement

Can confirm, KY does get snow but only briefly and generally in small doses. Day time temps aren't exactly freezing temps either, it gets cold for the "south" but you can easily get by without an ACTUAL winter jacket here - especially where she is now. It will hit the teens or feel like its below freezing for a few weeks here or there but that's it. Average temp for winter is in the 40's during the day, but the weather can be fuck all in Kentucky. Christmas 2019 it was 70 here. Honestly she kind of fits in, because most people either start bundling up like its below zero when it hits 50 or the completely ignore the weather entirely and wear shorts, flip flops and a tank top as they walk into walmart to get bread and beer during a snow storm.

 

[wilderbeans]

Was she trying to say ugh! In the picture and misspelled it as uh? I cannot fathom why anybody would just write uh over their breasts in a selfie without so much as a punctuation mark to clarify what the fuck she means. Uh..... wtf ALR? Uh? What? Uh!!!!!!!! Ugh, you disgust me with your attention whoring.
Uh no thanks.

 

[Confederate Fag]

Was she trying to say ugh! In the picture and misspelled it as uh? I cannot fathom why anybody would just write uh over their breasts in a selfie without so much as a punctuation mark to clarify what the fuck she means. Uh..... wtf ALR? Uh? What? Uh!!!!!!!! Ugh, you disgust me with your attention whoring.
Uh no thanks.

I think she meant, “uh”, as in “um? How do I look this good?” Narclynn is at a loss for words and is stunned by her own reflection. She can’t believe how good she can look (to herself), completely disregarding the reality (as usual) that it’s only due to filter magic and even with that, she’s only slightly less unattractive and still a deathfat.

 

[Clintonberg]

The Filter's take on the shape of her face vs. the actual shape of her face-

 

[StuffedChocolate]

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[Borbie Dahl]

The Filter's take on the shape of her face vs. the actual shape of her face-

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That’s hilarious! You can’t fault the AI tho, Ambers ‘features’ aren’t exactly ‘typical’ or common. It is very humorous to see a computer struggling to decide how to deal with a giant flesh puddle. Where does the shadow go on a melted candle-esque ice berg gorl?!? Idk. Apparently technology doesn’t either.

 

[escándalo]

She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.

 

[Hater238704]

Good thing ALR no longer lives in Key West, her birthplace. With all that blubber she would collapse upon stepping outside in August/September heat.

I think she should take a vacation there. Would love to see the looks as she lays on the beach lookin cyuuute

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.

It really looks like she wants to dumb her schedule. She is more interested in shopping and eating than doing her "job". The Patreon is really dead and buried; too restrictive and too much expectation to provide content. Her views are mostly under 100k and with low CPM, her income now is not what it used to be, and she is mad about it.

 

[Creme Egg]

her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

Lol wat. For these videos her average is 83,000 views. That's hardly dead.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Lol wat. For these videos her average is 83,000 views. That's hardly dead.

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She used to get 100k views per video almost immediately after uploading. She might be doing okay, but she isn't getting as much views as before.

And her constant spending doesn't help.

 

[Punkinsplice]

We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.

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Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.

The filter doesn't cover her whole face. You can see the line of the filter's edge right before the face sore. Almost had it! She shouldn't squeeze at her cysts. They don't really pop and go away. The sac is still beneath the skin collecting skin cells. That is why she gets them in the same place each time.

Edit: She ninja'd by @Clintonberg on the filter

 

[Turd Fergusson]

After finishing an online class this morning, I realized that Amber and Becky could use their free time (LOL) to better themselves or learn new skills. It seems that they are stuck in time where are they already know everything they need and nothing else is important. Becky has some talent but could use additional training to be really good at drawing mangas, even making a go financially at it. Amber, if she finally follows her WL doctor, will need to cook at home more and could take on-line cooking courses to prepare food that would be compatible with her diet. Most people, except maybe the aged, like to learn but do not have the time because of work and minding children, but these two have all the time in the world. Learning is enjoyable, but I guess when all you like is eating, that is all you will do.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Regarding the coat, maybe it's a deathfat thing? Chantal was walking around in January or February this year in Ottawa without a coat. It gets really fucking cold here. All the blubber keeps them warm?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

All the blubber keeps them warm?

Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.

It is a bit of a blessing in disguise. If any of them were to slip and fall on ice, and break something, the bedbound saga would start. Neither of them is wearing winter footwear that provides good traction. I do not expect either of them to go for a long walk in the dead of winter.

 

[draculasestateagent]

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64% of people are lying.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

These are the only negative comments I could find. It was recently posted so maybe there will be more, maybe she's deleting them, I don't know.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

i wonder who this person is that they are posting her dox on insta like this?
seems particularly spiteful, but perhaps I shouldn't speculate too much.
haydur nation be cray...

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These are the only negative comments I could find. It was recently posted so maybe there will be more, maybe she's deleting them, I don't know.

here's the link: https://www.instagram.com/p/CFU7Ls2hWa2/