Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bilibin]

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She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.

I don’t think it’s about wanting to do mukbangs, it’s more that when she did mukbang videos she worked like an hour a video. Ordering food, eating, minimal editing. When she has to vlog, she is in some ways on the clock all day and even though she’s not spending all her time working, she has to keep it in mind and put in more time and effort for the same views.

She is going to try and go back to videos that are one and done.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

64% of people are lying.

Or messing with her. I’m also certain she was hoping for an out with that poll.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

It is a bit of a blessing in disguise. If any of them were to slip and fall on ice, and break something, the bedbound saga would start. Neither of them is wearing winter footwear that provides good traction. I do not expect either of them to go for a long walk in the dead of winter.

So all roads lead to the bedbound saga.
Either because of broken laaaygs and then faaaat or no broken laaygs but Uber 24/7 and then faaat.

And afterwards to the museum of medical oddities. Aaam livveeen for it!

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.

Chantal will be parking outside this winter (don’t know if she had indoor parking before) so if she’s not wearing a coat this winter, it definitely means the fat is keeping her warm. But she’ll probably be bed bound by then. PrincessLynn gets at door pickup and drop off so it won’t matter for her.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

I put 'no' because I don't like any of her videos.
But people might have thought if they said no, she might not upload on MTF and blame the polls for changing the schedule

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Chantal will be parking outside this winter (don’t know if she had indoor parking before) so if she’s not wearing a coat this winter, it definitely means the fat is keeping her warm. But she’ll probably be bed bound by then. PrincessLynn gets at door pickup and drop off so it won’t matter for her.

We know she has that one thicc hoodie from the dumpster diving saga.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

We know she has that one thicc hoodie from the dumpster diving saga.

Or maybe we’ll see her new fashionable coat in her look book she’s preparing for IG.

Sorry to derail. Back to Amber. She sucks.

 

[Punkinsplice]

So all roads lead to the bedbound saga.
Either because of broken laaaygs and then faaaat or no broken laaygs but Uber 24/7 and then faaat.

And afterwards to the museum of medical oddities. Aaam livveeen for it!

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Omg, her hand fits so well in there I had to look twice to make sure it was hers. Brilliant and horrifying Kate Winslet art!
Edit: BTW, where can I get a quarter of a baby in a jar? I want to decorate for the Holidays this year.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I put 'no' because I don't like any of her videos.
But people might have thought if they said no, she might not upload on MTF and blame the polls for changing the schedule

That’s what I thought at first and I wanted to be petty so i votes no. Then I thought about it and realized she wants out. She’s so fucking lazy and she was bitching and moaning about having to vlog (you know, her only source of income), I’m certain she was hoping for a majority “no” vote.

But who knows, I don’t think in idiot so who’s to say?

 

[ADHD]

A fat girl gets diabetes, no one doubts it. A fat girl gets cancer that is very common in morbidly obese women, people insist she's lying.

I don’t think it’s about wanting to do mukbangs, it’s more that when she did mukbang videos she worked like an hour a video. Ordering food, eating, minimal editing. When she has to vlog, she is in some ways on the clock all day and even though she’s not spending all her time working, she has to keep it in mind and put in more time and effort for the same views.

Yeah, she has to put in a lot more effort, especially if she's vlogging herself while walking. Her breathing is so horrible you can tell she hardly ever gets up and walks around. Also she has to get fully dressed if she's vlogging herself out and about, with mukbangs she only has to wear a top.

 

[Moonpie]

So the beast changes her eye color to a pretty color other than her ugly ass plain brown wonky eyes and gives her thin ass lips some volume.
This cunt is pathetic.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

After 3 weeks of vlogging for 3 days a week, Amber is finding it difficult to maintain that breakneck schedule. It is not like she has a lot of other tasks to do like cleaning (Becky), driving (Becky), food preparation (various restaurants), pet cleaning (Becky). I guess watching Youtube videos and reading KF is taking a lot of her. I realize that she needs a holiday from all the work she is doing. I guess we might find ourself with a Monday and Friday schedule, or even a Saturday only schedule. Oops, not Saturday, she takes Saturday and Sunday off to rest; then maybe Wednesday only schedule.

 

[escándalo]

@Bilibin Do you know what I bloody forgot that attribute. Agreed fully because going back on her videos the last few years they are all static because the bitch can't fucking move. I still think bedbound 2.0 is coming soon I think around vlogmas which she will not do this year.

P.s. she is like others have said looking worse post cancer than with cancer.

 

[FrownyFace]

So the beast changes her eye color to a pretty color other than her ugly ass plain brown wonky eyes and gives her thin ass lips some volume.
This cunt is pathetic.

It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.

She made a video way before saying shes most self-conscious about her ears.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.

One of the reasons she wants to lose weight is that she will then be able to get lip filler. I guess when she is down to 150 pounds, people will look at all the sagging skin and say that at least her lips are plump.

 

[Howfluffyisdapuppy]

Regarding the coat, maybe it's a deathfat thing? Chantal was walking around in January or February this year in Ottawa without a coat. It gets really fucking cold here. All the blubber keeps them warm?

Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.

Chantal will be parking outside this winter (don’t know if she had indoor parking before) so if she’s not wearing a coat this winter, it definitely means the fat is keeping her warm. But she’ll probably be bed bound by then. PrincessLynn gets at door pickup and drop off so it won’t matter for her.

Have had to purchase clothing Amber's ACTUAL f'ing size for friend of the "family". I may be giving Amber too much credit though. There is no way Amber is going to fit in a legit winter coat from torrid, her shelf ass is way too big. Chantal could if she wanted. Amber could go to Woman Within and get a legit winter coat but I doubt she would hit the purchase button. She would have to actual measure herself because we all know a real coat doesn't stretch. Using her new "bra" as a size guide she may or may not actual be too big for a crap ton of the options.
The pictures on that site aren't going to make her feel cute or pretty and she is going to be faced not only with how gigantic she is, but with how UGLY her jacket is going to be. Her size is going to be full price too, and if she didn't think ahead it'll be sold out all winter.

I cannot really blame Amber horribly much, if she lived up north it might be worth spending $150-200 on a jacket that could fit a whole family. Makes more sense to wear layers and just have your chauffeur warm up the car.

 

[Pippeyy]

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These are the only negative comments I could find. It was recently posted so maybe there will be more, maybe she's deleting them, I don't know.

She just turned comments off. Countdown to her rant that this why she can’t have nice things.....

 

[Can I borrow a feeling]

Her bra band is just over 4 feet. Size 6 at torrid has a hip measurement of just over 6 feet. We've seen her proportions. So her shelf ass + gunt has to be 6, maybe 7 fucking feet of fat circumference. Jesus christ.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She just turned comments off. Countdown to her rant that this why she can’t have nice things.....

Cuntylynn in 5...4...3....