Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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LOL oh honey.
I would put actual money down that Becky's family never lets an issue rest. It might go dormant for a while as other things in life need attention but the minute they are reminded of it the gloves come off all over again. Probably why the recordings were released at this time. Amber was around the family and they were reminded of what an asshole she is.
Their greed will outweigh an vocal animosity though. Amber more than likely helped pay for that "memorial" trip and christmas is around the corner. They are a family of grifters remember? They ultimately only care about the money or gifts they can get from her but they will talk shit behind her back.
 
How strong are your neck muscles to hold up that great galaxy brain?? I'm a complete sped when it comes to maths but jesus, 7500lb force? That's about four-fifths as heavy as a hippopotamus or about one-and-one-fifth times as heavy as the tongue of a blue whale. Approximately one-and-two-thirds times as heavy as a giraffe or one-and-nine-tenths times as heavy as a car - or about half as heavy as an elephant (or a Tyrannosaurus Rex if it were still alive today!) Imagine the sheer fucking carnage of such an accident. The amount of blood, fat and gore splattered down the street would be akin to a small dead whale getting blown up and about as stinky.
Thank you fren! :feels:

Fun fact:
Amberlynn getting catapulted out of her car (I modelled a 30mph collision with a standard car) with or without a seat belt, because it doesn't actually make a difference at this point, will produce the equivalent force of just over an 1/8 of the tsar bomba. And the force doesn't only go forward, it'll also go back into her body as well.
Liquefied is an understatement.
Her and Becky being inside of that car is absolutely appalling behaviour, and I can only hope that they don't take anyone else out with them.
 
There are serial killers with more support than Big Al.

I was thinking about this earlier in the thread. Remember the family annihilating shitbag Chris Watts? He has women fawning over him even though he’s in prison. This guy has whole support groups, his family even thinks he’s innocent after all the evidence. There are YouTube channels dedicated to trying to prove that his wife deserved to be murdered...

... and yet 99.9% of Amber’s audience fucking HATES her and she’s never done anything even CLOSE to being so horrific. It’s an example of exactly how fucked in the head people are, really.
 
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Please accept my apologies as I am very late but I imagine she would look something like this...
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If she landed on a pedestrian, could she survive? I assume the pedestrian would not. Just wondering how truly unkind the universe could potentially be.

ETA just noticed her feet and I can't stop laughing.

I was thinking about this earlier in the thread. Remember the family annihilating shitbag Chris Watts? He has women fawning over him even though he’s in prison. Has whole support groups, his family even thinks he’s innocent after all the evidence. There are YouTube channels dedicated to trying to prove that his wife deserves to be murdered...

... and yet 99.9% of Amber’s audience fucking HATES her and she’s never done anything even CLOSE to being so horrific. It’s an example of exactly how fucked in the head people are, really.

FATPHOBIA!!!!
 
Most people would at least film their Christmas decorations put up appropriately on display around the house. Oh no, not Lazy Shelf Ass and The Thumb! Let’s just film hundreds of dollars of crap taking up the bed and floor in the main fucking bedroom of the apartment. JFC, Amber, white trash have more tact.
I don't know any childless people who live in apartments and buy as many seasonal decorations as Amber does. Because, you know, limited storage space. I wonder where she'll put them now that she doesn't have a basement to throw them in after the holiday is over.
 
I don't know any childless people who live in apartments and buy as many seasonal decorations as Amber does. Because, you know, limited storage space. I wonder where she'll put them now that she doesn't have a basement to throw them in after the holiday is over.
Where did she put the Halloween decorations? Most people have a couple of bins of decorations that they may had for years, but hers are all new and I would not be surprised if she would get even more in the next few weeks. It will go from cute to crazy hoarder woman.
 
Papa Beshear is finally putting his foot down about Kentucky's increasing COVID problem and issued new statewide restrictions. No more indoor dining for three weeks. No more gatherings of more than two households with over eight people in attendance. Even schools are suspending in-person instruction. This is so unfair. Amberlynn was just finally getting out and about, enjoying that glamorous big city, chain restaurants on tap lifestyle that she's been lusting after for years. Like, what's the point of even wearing huge magnetic eyelashes if a waitress can't even compliment her on them inside, now? So not fair.
Amber will still get her doordash, ubereats and other deliveries, no worries. Now that she's in a big city will every restaurant option available via delivery, I doubt the idea of going to a restaurant even gets her out of the house anymore. Sure, if she already has to be out for an appointment. But otherwise, ubereats all the way. On the plus side, she doesn't have to pick up the check for becky, she can just order food for herself.
 
Please accept my apologies as I am very late but I imagine she would look something like this...
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I imagine her fat would have a dampening affect and I don't think she'd overcome gravity to that degree. More likely she'd suffer massive internal injuries from sheer as the shock ripples through her body.
 
Hm... interesting. This is what came up when I plugged in Amberlynn Reid. Normally the channel would come up first.
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try doing it on your cell phone. it doesnt come up at all that way
On my tablet she came right up on the first try at the top of the page.

That apartment must smell like stale mayonnaise, rotten ayygs, multiple candle fragrances and a mix of cat and dog piss.
Living that bumfuck Kentucky lifestyle, in the city.
Ooh that's Becky's favorite candle scent!!! Baaaaaybe! This is shooo cyute.
 
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I was thinking about this earlier in the thread. Remember the family annihilating shitbag Chris Watts? He has women fawning over him even though he’s in prison. Has whole support groups, his family even thinks he’s innocent after all the evidence. There are YouTube channels dedicated to trying to prove that his wife deserves to be murdered...

... and yet 99.9% of Amber’s audience fucking HATES her and she’s never done anything even CLOSE to being so horrific. It’s an example of exactly how fucked in the head people are, really.
So what you’re saying is, Amber needs to kill somebody in order for people to fawn over her.

Get on it, lard ass! Your yewtoob bux are slipping from your sausage mitts as we speak!
 
Very interesting Shadow banning in the home country of the user is the usual protocol if so. I assume this is because the nature of her channel. If so it will create a DSP like effect where detractors net views the difference is Amber needs this to "live"

So theory time - Could the whole Jenny Craig issue be similar to Chantal's where Chantal did not do mukbangs to escape persecution.
 
There have been viewers claiming her channel has been deleted in the reaction lives I've watched since the voice messages were linked. I assumed they were trolls, but it's possible there's something else to it.
I can see her channel first, followed by the most recent videos, when searching. That's checking using premium, via browser logged out of YouTube, and VPN. Searching outside US, also.
 
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