Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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A bunch of bullshit questions she made up/cherrypicked to answer. And no, she absolutely did not have norovirus in the same way Chantal did not have c diff. That ain't how it works, Big Al, since you read here. As for "not deserving" vlogmas - nobody gives a shit what you do, and if your fat ass isn't posting shit, some other fatbody will be. One of the issues with telling lies like the norovirus thing in the age of the internet is that more people see those claims and many people will know that you're lying. Meh, whatever. You're pathological, and that will never change.

Amber is a great example of why when little kids discover lying it should not be tolerated. No matter how cute you think a little 4 year old is when they're gleefully spinning some yarn, they need to be taught how bad that is. Unless you want to create another #Amberlynn, I guess.

I'd say there's a place for allowing imagination to run free. If you're just referring to kids lying about something bad/wrong they've done, then I agree. That should be intolerable.
 
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"My weight has no affect on my health, guys!! These fatohobes just can't stop seeing fat as unattractive!"
*Flashback to Amber calling herself a monster*
 
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Her fucking upper arm looks like a sock filled with yoghurt, of course the majority of the population would be disgusted by that. It's a choice to be your size Amber, I'm all for judging life choices.

Yes, it's tougher for some people to lose weight but they don't weigh almost 600lbs - that right there is absolutely a choice you've made, a choice to be a greedy cunt. There are plenty of heavier women who are lauded for their beauty, you are just unfortunately physically grotesque and lack any redeemable qualities. Of course everyone hates you.

She also doesn't realise that attractive people deal with their own issues due to being good looking. The delusion is magnificent.
 
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"My weight has no affect on my health, guys!! These fatohobes just can't stop seeing fat as unattractive!"
*Flashback to Amber calling herself a monster*
Hmm, her weight has no affect on her health and yet in the video she uploaded today she blamed binge eating disorder for having to get her uterus yeeted before 30. Does she think that the people reading her Instagram and the people watching her YouTube are a Venn diagram that doesn't intersect at all?
 
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"My weight has no affect on my health, guys!! These fatohobes just can't stop seeing fat as unattractive!"
*Flashback to Amber calling herself a monster*

What the fuck is a "lewk"? She put in the barest possible effort and then ghosted for two days when she a) met the YT cha-ching date and b) got tired even of doing that minimal effort. The second one is just stupid; she has, many times, called herself a monster and ugly - but, she misses the point that we (at least I) don't dislike her because she's a giant fatbody but because she's just a shitty human being and would be at any size.

Hmm, her weight has no affect on her health and yet in the video she uploaded today she blamed binge eating disorder for having to get her uterus yeeted before 30. Does she think that the people reading her Instagram and the people watching her YouTube are a Venn diagram that doesn't intersect at all?

Clearly. And she does not have BED and I wish she'd shut her fat fucking mouth on that, but she won't, because it's always easier to blame this on something over which she supposedly has no control, compounding the stupid, since behavioral modification for BED (and other eating disorders) is in fact possible.
 
If she had norovirus, everyone else would have had it as well. It's more probable that she could have had an E.coli infection caused by poor hygiene because she is unable to adequately keep herself clean after taking a dump. If she can't reach to wipe and wash, she can't remove fecal bacteria. It's also likely that she gets it on her hands when she attempts to wipe herself and she is constantly touching her face and mouth with contaminated hands.

I still think it's more likely that what she is claiming to be Norovirus was actually a gall-bladder attack caused by massively overeating fatty food, sweets, and alcohol while Destiny & Dana were there. You don't actually have to have any gallstones to have a sick gallbladder and the symptoms of gallbladder disease match exactly what she described, including a yellow or greening complexion. Fairly sure that Norovirus doesn't turn you yellow....
 
If she had norovirus, everyone else would have had it as well. It's more probable that she could have had an E.coli infection caused by poor hygiene because she is unable to adequately keep herself clean after taking a dump. If she can't reach to wipe and wash, she can't remove fecal bacteria. It's also likely that she gets it on her hands when she attempts to wipe herself and she is constantly touching her face and mouth with contaminated hands.

I still think it's more likely that what she is claiming to be Norovirus was actually a gall-bladder attack caused by massively overeating fatty food, sweets, and alcohol while Destiny & Dana were there. You don't actually have to have any gallstones to have a sick gallbladder and the symptoms of gallbladder disease match exactly what she described, including a yellow or greening complexion. Fairly sure that Norovirus doesn't turn you yellow....
There are numerous amount of conditions, including norovirus and gallbladder attack. that can produce the same type of illness, lasting 24 to 48 hours. One of them is not Covid-19 which is strange why you would have yourself tested for it. Amber gets tested for the most strange conditions, like her twitching eye, but totally ignores much more serious conditions like her sleep apnea or bleeding for 2 years.
 
What the fuck is a "lewk"? She put in the barest possible effort and then ghosted for two days when she a) met the YT cha-ching date and b) got tired even of doing that minimal effort. The second one is just stupid; she has, many times, called herself a monster and ugly - but, she misses the point that we (at least I) don't dislike her because she's a giant fatbody but because she's just a shitty human being and would be at any size.



Clearly. And she does not have BED and I wish she'd shut her fat fucking mouth on that, but she won't, because it's always easier to blame this on something over which she supposedly has no control, compounding the stupid, since behavioral modification for BED (and other eating disorders) is in fact possible.
I looked it up, wasn't gonna post it, but I must for our Betty White: it means a look that is designed to be unique to your mood, occasion, or event. Like some Carrie Bradshaw shit on a 600 pound tooth fairy with a sweet tooth.
 
I looked it up, wasn't gonna post it, but I must for our Betty White: it means a look that is designed to be unique to your mood, occasion, or event. Like some Carrie Bradshaw shit on a 600 pound tooth fairy with a sweet tooth.
You're the best.

Her "look" is always that of some 50 year old trailer park trash woman with great-grandkids.
 
Hmmmmmm. A layyyyhg problem now. Alright people let’s start taking bets on what it is! I’m guessing either an open sore that is refusing to heal or close or poor blood flow and circulation.
Ive noticed in recent vlogs she was dragging the biggest leg a lot more than usual. Maybe cellulitus again. Her lymphoedema does look like it's gotten worse in that leg.
 
What is this “proof” of exactly? Are we to believe Amber wouldn’t possibly lie to her mother? Please. Amber has dragged that woman mercilessly for years, & Amber has also established a solid pattern of doubling down when she’s lying & being found out. She’ll make fake documents, forge signatures, record bogus voice memos, all kinds of stuff. Amber has no loyalty, morality, integrity. The list could go very far.
To be clear I’m directing this sentiment at ms Lynn, not the person who posted the screen shot.
 
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