Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Anti Pickle Serum]

"Thankfully my boss told me I can just come into work whenever I want, as long as it's once a week."

jesus fucking christ, what a cunt.

Is her boss Lara Flynn Boyle? I heard Amber has a job keeping LFB warm at night...

 

[Repeat the Cycle]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

lmfao fuck her schedule right??
why the fuck does she even feel the need to announce these if she never had the intention of sticking to it

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

Imagine having the privilege to be able to say "schedules just arent for me"

 

[ADHD]

LOL. Tammy weighed in at 596. Amber is nowhere near 496, so..... why is she exaggerating how much more Tammy weighs? Is that a little TLC jealousy coming out? Also, that weigh in is from the beginning of the season, and based on this screencap from a video of Tammy and Amy trying food, it looks like Tammy's bullfrog neck has deflated a bit, so for all Amber knows, their weights are much closer than Amber would like to admit.

 

[497]

This is absolutely true, when you grow up with druggie parents it's all around you, certain drugs still trigger my ptsd. She's not lying here. She's telling the truth and I totally get it. When your parents do drugs in front of you all the time, especially in the 80s and 90s with the just say no stigma it creates major tra


This is absolutely true, as a child in the 80s and 90s when all of society says it's bad their is a horrible stigma to it and it causes tons of triggering trauma. I wish she were lying but I know she's not.


I sent her the book The Courage to Heal and I hope she's reading it. I sent it cause it takes a survivor to know a survivor, hate me all you want I just had compassion for a person as fucked up as me.


I want to return to my truth and I fight for it every day. You haven't been through it, you aren't an expert. Imagine if 2/3 of your life was locked in your brain behind partitions, wouldn't you want to break the walls down and know the truth no matter how ugly it is?


I'm sorry I posted four times in a row, I'm a big fucking autistic asshole, I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just drunk, I sent this b

she'll get the book and think it's something she forgot she ordered (like she forgot she ordered an extra fries) and toss it in the donation pile. hope you weren't hoping for a shout out like "thanks to the viewer who sent me this book, I'm really enjoying it, I read half of it in one day"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Tammy got down to 550 and gained back about 50 to bring her 596. Amber was 572.4 and lost about about 75 and then gained 50 bring her down to 526 or whatever she says she is. So not wrong, their weights and losses and gains are very similar. Tammy was even lighter than Amberlynn's heaviest at one point.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Do people forget Amber accidentally admitted she was 593.6 in a video?? Is Amber forgetting that?

 

[Angel Dust]

Do people forget Amber accidentally admitted she was 593.6 in a video?? Is Amber forgetting that?

When was this?

 

[Sodium-King-90]

When was this?

One of her sit down videos in Eric and Rickie's bathroom. Someone that's more well-versed in Amber lore here may know the title... If she didn't delete it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

One of her sit down videos in Eric and Rickie's bathroom. Someone that's more well-versed in Amber lore here may know the title... If she didn't delete it.

it was a mistake, immediately after she says 493. slip of the tongue. true or not, it is not part of her narrative.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

it was a mistake, immediately after she says 493. slip of the tongue. true or not, it is not part of her narrative.

Can confirm, it’s not worth digging up from last summer, tho it was exciting at the time cause Amber was in a boring stretch, but none the less, while recounting a string of weights & dates in list format Amber said 5 when she meAnt 4. Amber would later explain away all the stirring excitement, after letting it build for a minute, simply summing things up as- her words sometimes get jammbled. Ya know, we need to reeee-lize that Ambers not some like pro you tuber vlogger person. Geeez

 

[Clotso Coof]

How funny that she bends over to pet Twinkie Storr or can bend over from the chair she dragged into the kitchen behind the island to get out the Panera crap and then also bend over again to get the bag while she tried to convince us the food that came wasn't what she ordered. Reminds me of her "I can't sit in a car for a long time." bulshit over the past couple years. Except for CF, staycation when she didn't stay at home, and recently, the Gatlinburg trips.

LiarLynn as usual.

If bending at the waist is so painful because of scar tissue mass, why isn't sitting in the same position painful? Scar tissue doesn't know the difference; it's immobile, just like LiarLynn.

LOL. Tammy weighed in at 596. Amber is nowhere near 496, so..... why is she exaggerating how much more Tammy weighs? Is that a little TLC jealousy coming out? Also, that weigh in is from the beginning of the season, and based on this screencap from a video of Tammy and Amy trying food, it looks like Tammy's bullfrog neck has deflated a bit, so for all Amber knows, their weights are much closer than Amber would like to admit.

Amber would flip her shit if Tammy ever got below her weight. Here's hoping, just for the lulz.

Rate me if this has been posted before, I haven't caught up on the general discussion thread. But I just saw this episode of 600lb life and holy shit does she remind me of Amber. She even has the poop bun and torrid tops. Best of all, she has a fat butch wife who mopes about bringing her (and her fat family) endless amounts of food. In terms of looks, she looks more like Chantal though. She "cannot" go upstairs to the shower, so she cleans herself with a rag on a stick and a bucket while sitting nude on the toilet. She does this once a month, after literally the whole family forces her to. Her wife "makes excuses" not to be intimate and she doesn't know why.

Fatty McFatso

LOL, Season 8 Episode 5, "Gina's Story".

It's exactly what Amber's life would be like if TLC filmed it and if they lived with more people: Gina and her butch slave-wife Beth. Unlike Thumb, Beth has a job. but Beth also has serve the rest of Gina's deathfat family. Thumb is really lucky Amber is the only one she has to slave over.




Money quotes from the Gina episode: "Beth and I haven't had sex since three years ago before(!) we got married, and she always comes up with different excuses on why or not. And Beth does make comments on how big I'm getting and how much I'm eating that make me feel bad about my weight."

From Gina's worthless mother on slave-wife Beth, speaking to Gina: "She's your wife, she shouldn't do that to you. And she shouldn't constantly make you feel like you're the problem, and telling you what you don't do: 'you're lazy', 'you smell' ".

Gina also admits that Beth and her family beg and beg her to bathe for days/weeks before she finally takes her once-a-month sponge bath. She stinks so bad even her slave Beth can't take it anymore.

Your link is down, but here's the TLC Youtube link with the quotes and lots of fake crying from deathfats.

 

[C3PBRO]

Idk if this counts as social media exactly (it's the stupid cookie game) but Amberlynn was staring at her phone yesterday and decided to be a solid gold so here it goes.

 

[dfranki723]

I'm convinced she hit 600lbs+ around the time she filmed that horrific Burger King mookBONG. She was fucking humongous back then. It was so obvious because for a morbidly obese girl her face isn't that of a typical deathfat but around that time she got those staple squinty eyes because of the excess face fat. It was very noticeable.

She had to have hit 600lbs around that time.

 

[kebab4you]

it was a mistake, immediately after she says 493. slip of the tongue. true or not, it is not part of her narrative.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/weight-loss-update.44474/

 

[ADHD]

That's a really interesting way of admitting that Becky has someone from a "hate group" on her FB friend list.

 

[smallmilk]

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That's a really interesting way of admitting that Becky has someone from a "hate group" on her FB friend list.
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Her entire family?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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That's a really interesting way of admitting that Becky has someone from a "hate group" on her FB friend list.
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Why keeping it secret? She claims that she vlogs her life but instead we see little of it. Being engaged has no negative implications by itself unless of course, you do not intend to get married.

 

[dfranki723]

Whenever something mildly interesting occurs in Fambo's life I get the feeling she spends hours scouring the internet and the ''hate'' groups waiting for someone to pick up on it.
Any attention is good attention.

Be grateful for the people who hate you Tubby, you wouldn't have been able to have Thumb buy that ring for you otherwise.

 

[Harpy Supreme]

Umm, okay?
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Holy smokes this is actually hilarious. 10/10 Amberlynn, I am unironically impressed. She is not a funny person but a broken clock is right twice a day.

I get the feeling she wasn't actually trying to be funny though and was more going for harrowing.

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