Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Why Amber so salty?
She just stopped regularly uploading with no updates. So when haydurs update on the situation, she gets all salty?? 😒 Congrats, you toxic glob.

most people would be happy and want to brag about being engaged to such a hot lesbian but not Amber, gotta keep being a cunt to the haydurs while ordering more cheesecake factory because of the bullys.
 
Question: how hard did she have to push to give birth to her top lip?
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This should spur a frenzied spate of journal buying. After all she needs journals to menu plan for various parties, plan the parties themselves, wedding gift wish lists, etc.

How about that fifty dollar Jordan whosit's journal? That seems chic enough to write down all the shit for such momentous occasion?

She, (wait for it), can easily guarantee she never has to be actually like... MARRIED by announcing she won't set a wedding date until she loses X amount of weight. And of course, coof limits what she do for a wedding unless she flat out plans to wait until after the pandemic.

"BAAAAAAAAYBUH! Come sign this prenot...pretup...prenup!"


If bending at the waist is so painful because of scar tissue mass, why isn't sitting in the same position painful? Scar tissue doesn't know the difference; it's immobile, just like LiarLynn.

How dare you, haydur? She has special, DAINTY scar tissue. No plebian healing for our gorl.

Idk if this counts as social media exactly (it's the stupid cookie game) but Amberlynn was staring at her phone yesterday and decided to be a solid gold View attachment 1849137 so here it goes.
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So Becky is friends with one or more haydurs? Good to know!

Question: how hard did she have to push to give birth to her top lip?
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Wash your fucking hair. With water and real shampoo, you crufty bitch.

LOL, Season 8 Episode 5, "Gina's Story".

It's exactly what Amber's life would be like if TLC filmed it and if they lived with more people: Gina and her butch slave-wife Beth. Unlike Thumb, Beth has a job. but Beth also has serve the rest of Gina's deathfat family. Thumb is really lucky Amber is the only one she has to slave over.

I thought the same. Beth finally left, though, so good for her. Becky seems to be in the shit (literally) for the long term.

 
Dumb basic question here but why do I sometimes see Amberlynn Reid and sometimes Amberlynn Reia? Does she think the latter sounds more feminine and dainty? 🤔
Dainty? No way, Jose. Moron? Yes you've won the Secret Square!

Hamber can't do a fucking thing for her bloated self. So, she paid some fucktwit to make a new intro for her... and they spelled her name wrong.

Like the tard this Hamplanet is, she went with it. Twas ever thus Reia or Reid.

And there you have da fax.

Wash your fucking hair. With water and real shampoo, you crufty bitch.

C'mon, she's KWEEN in that filtered bullshit. I can look like Roman Reigns with filters. But the minute you saw me in real life, you'd be "Daphuq?"

The bigger question is: Why da catfishing if she and da Thumb are engaged? Why would you be posting "I'm too sexy for my fat!" filtered pics like this with Fat Kentucky Nuptials looming?

Questions I could give a flying fuck about.
 
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Dainty? No way, Jose. Moron? Yes you've won the Secret Square!

Hamber can't do a fucking thing for her bloated self. So, she paid some fucktwit to make a new intro for her... and they spelled her name wrong.

Like the tard this Hamplanet is, she went with it. Twas ever thus Reia or Reid.

And there you have da fax.
It was spelled correctly, but the text was italicised which tilted the top of the 'd' out of the frame and made it look like an 'a'.
 
Dumb basic question here but why do I sometimes see Amberlynn Reid and sometimes Amberlynn Reia? Does she think the latter sounds more feminine and dainty? 🤔
It was spelled correctly, but the text was italicised which tilted the top of the 'd' out of the frame and made it look like an 'a'.
I used it in this video edit I made. It was the worst intro. Amberlynn Reia
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I'm about two years late on this fucking meme but I hope you laugh anyway :optimistic:

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Going off a post I read in another ALR thread the other day, one thing I've always thought was weird was people's comments about how Amber would be so attractive/pretty, but for the fat. We've seen photos of Amber from the time she was a toddler to now and they've all been exceedingly average (to below average, the 500+ years) photos. But, for some reason, people think there's a gorgeous woman hiding just beneath the fat. Where's the evidence to suggest this? You don't win a new face when you lose weight, you still have to deal with whatever genes your parents passed down to you. Her parents are average.

This isn't an insult, there's no shame in being ordinary, but at some point it has to become condescending when fat people, especially women, are told they have, 'such a pretty face!' I guess if you're ego is big enough, it may just be confirmation that others are seeing what you see. She can barely look away from herself on camera, despite claiming that she think she's ugly. No one eye bangs themselves like that if they think they're hideous.
 
Going off a post I read in another ALR thread the other day, one thing I've always thought was weird was people's comments about how Amber would be so attractive/pretty, but for the fat. We've seen photos of Amber from the time she was a toddler to now and they've all been exceedingly average (to below average, the 500+ years) photos. But, for some reason, people think there's a gorgeous woman hiding just beneath the fat. Where's the evidence to suggest this? You don't win a new face when you lose weight, you still have to deal with whatever genes your parents passed down to you. Her parents are average.

This isn't an insult, there's no shame in being ordinary, but at some point it has to become condescending when fat people, especially women, are told they have, 'such a pretty face!' I guess if you're ego is big enough, it may just be confirmation that others are seeing what you see. She can barely look away from herself on camera, despite claiming that she think she's ugly. No one eye bangs themselves like that if they think they're hideous.

YES to this. I just cannot see it, no matter how many times she desperately wants people to tell her how she has a pretty face (based on her repetition of claiming people say oh, it's too bad you're a lardass, you have such a pretty face, a classic Big Al tell) and no matter how many times she wants people to tell her she's not hideous or a monster (as she continually claims to think that about herself, which is impossible since she's a classic narc and eyefucks herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME).

Minus her fat suit, she'd be average looking trailer trash.

C'mon, she's KWEEN in that filtered bullshit. I can look like Roman Reigns with filters. But the minute you saw me in real life, you'd be "Daphuq?"

LOL

The bigger question is: Why da catfishing if she and da Thumb are engaged? Why would you be posting "I'm too sexy for my fat!" filtered pics like this with Fat Kentucky Nuptials looming?

Questions I could give a flying fuck about.

Absolutely everything she does is in service to her ego.
 
YES to this. I just cannot see it, no matter how many times she desperately wants people to tell her how she has a pretty face (based on her repetition of claiming people say oh, it's too bad you're a lardass, you have such a pretty face, a classic Big Al tell) and no matter how many times she wants people to tell her she's not hideous or a monster (as she continually claims to think that about herself, which is impossible since she's a classic narc and eyefucks herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME).

Minus her fat suit, she'd be average looking trailer trash.
Jesus, all the eye fucking. I think the most blatant display (aside from every video with 57 different thot filters enabled) of AL getting off to her own image is the video where she has the fake septum ring.
 
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