Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,635 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,539
She'd admitted to lying about all sorts of things, so why not this? I'll never understand why known, admitted liars act shocked when people don't believe them.
People keep saying she speaks like a 12 year old, but a 12 year old who is an avid reader, as she claims to be, even of just 'on-level' middle school books is not going to sound like an idiot the way Amber does at times. She stumbles over words that she shouldn't. She mixes up idioms and colloquialisms like a non-native English speaker who grew up speaking something else in another culture. The kids who read R. L. Stine books growing up or read adolescent books now, would not make some of the mistakes that she makes. How many 12 year old can't easily pronounce the word 'disrespectful', that's a mistake a very small child would make, 'dispekful'. Or can't articulate themselves enough that they cram together, 'smiling* with air' for an explanation or having to, 'remember herself to' rather than, 'remind herself to'. Very rudimentary speech. She looked at a package that said, 'Ramen Fury' and said, 'Ramen FURRY'. She doesn't get basic cultural references. How does one go 30 years without hearing of Allah? That's not an obscure reference, especially for someone who lived through 9/11 and all the talk of Islam on every news station and in every news publication, let alone the innocuous references to religion in pop culture. Her Trump dig in the previous video was expected, because you know if pressed about that answer, she would not be able to come up with a solid reason for wanting to stick glass up his @ss - she just knows that's the 'in' thing to say.

Part (most) of her problem is the personality disorder, which makes it so hard for her to take correction. Remember how she tried to die on that hill about, 'with fierce'? or 'Oh no, this hair product is great for my face. :) ' She tends toward this response,
giphy.gif
rather than going, 'Ohh, I see. Thanks' and working on it.

I think you make some good points here, but I disagree to an extent. I actually think some of Ambers issues with phrases and pronunciation can actually be BECAUSE she is a reader. There has been some correlations done between kids and reading. Studies have shown that some kids who read a lot gain word function and have a larger vocabulary but can fail when it comes to turning that into real like usage. You can read and learn those functionally but you aren't necessarily going to learn how to pronounce them. We even see this built into characters in film and TV at times. I often wonder when she speaks and stumbles over her words if she is trying to make an attempt to sound smarter or more worldly but simply fails.

Its not like she surrounds herself with intelligent people, and the kind of people she surrounds herself with are just as likely to mispronounce things as often as she is, so she cannot learn from others. Her talking to the camera might even be the bulk of the talking she does. Where is she going to learn or even notice she is wrong? Because of us "haters"? If anything I think that's why she digs in, like the youtubers who turn their common mispronounced words into a joke.

Like you I do find her lack or world knowledge as a supposed reader rather sad, but I am not surprised. I doubt she ever had anyone as an adult to guide her, and if she just picks up radom popular or well marketed books with no real attempt to branch out what is she going to learn? We've all met that person who ONLY reads a certain subset of books (like vampires, or romance, or sci-fi) and I'd assume her interests are similarly narrow. If she does in fact read to escape she isn't going to pick up a memoir or any non fiction book and she sure as hell doesn't strike me as someone who'd read the news.
 
Big AL is big mad
View attachment 1983857
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER SONICHU, AMBER, DO SOMETHING INTERESTING!
It’s so dispekful how y’all think Amberlynn don’t be readin all them books she don’t read. Her vocabulary situation type deal says it all right there. Point blank period. Foolish trolls.
 
This shit with Becky has happened before, fam. Remember last year when Becky suddenly stopped appearing in videos? Everyone speculated and speculated until Amber finally chastised everyone by saying Becky chose to stop appearing because of all the terrible haydurs. I'm guessing that's what's going on now.
I always laugh at that statement by becky that she doesn't want to be on camera cause the haydurs,but is more than happy receiving and spending the money from them while doing absolutely nothing with her life.
 
I always laugh at that statement by becky that she doesn't want to be on camera cause the haydurs,but is more than happy receiving and spending the money from them while doing absolutely nothing with her life.
I agree, but we only have Amber saying this. It could well be that Amber does not want Becky to outshine her. Still, this dynamic duo has no problem receiving money for doing absolutely nothing of interest.
 
It's hilarious how she carries most of her weight below her bra line. If you couldn't see her upper arms, she looks 1/3rd her size from the chest up.

Then, below the bra line, she's a fucking pregnant walrus + tree trunk legs. :story:

Just to add onto this, the reason she's hash tagging the fyp .... only the best, hottest, top influencers make it there

That's the most cringe inducing, most pathetic part of this whole thing... not only does she lack the self awareness to know that she shouldn't be on a platform where kids half her age are competing
but she seems under the genuine delusion that she is in fact, one of the very hot, thin, up and coming influencers half her age

I almost think maybe she doesn't watch other videos but how is that possible if she's following all these trends. I can only conclude that, in her mind, she thinks she is objectively fucking smoking hot, and not like the fat in her body has reached a blubbery tipping point and has begun collapsing on itself, and is in the process of sucking her giant moon head into it. Some may call this delusional
I honestly think she's delusional enough to believe she could trend with the tik tok hotties.

She pictures herself representing "curvy" girls, as one of the coolest "big" girls on Tik Tok. It's just a matter of time! She's gonna be there any day now!

She has always thought she was a "big" girl with a pretty face. So pretty, in fact, that most non-haters would overlook the extra 500 lbs and just gush about her "beautiful hair" and "perfect makeup". She's fucking nuts in her own way.

Big AL is big mad
But she does lie about reading. It's obvious she almost never reads an entire book; she reads the description, a review or two, then skims the text for dramatic parts.

Even the stupid "young adult" crap she buys is too much for her concentration level. She's endlessly lazy, boring and unimaginative.

she can type "supposedly" but still pronounces it "supposebly"
That's spell check saving her fat ass.
 
I always laugh at that statement by becky that she doesn't want to be on camera cause the haydurs,but is more than happy receiving and spending the money from them while doing absolutely nothing with her life.
The thumb deserves a little something for wiping Amberlynn's ass to be fair.
 
I like to fantasize that Becky will come back having lost a lot of weight and looking like the neon 90’s cartoon tumblr twink we always knew she was inside.

She’s lost some weight before, and if it wasn’t for Amber, I think she could make it to just being chubby.

She’s got issues but she somehow still has common sense, like saying “no” to eating out when she’s trying to lose. (And then quickly crumbling when Amber binge monster gets abusive with her).

There’s some sense of taking accountability and being disappointed when she fails, as opposed to Amber crying about how hard it is and how the binge monster isn’t her fault or her at all for that matter.
 
I like to fantasize that Becky will come back having lost a lot of weight and looking like the neon 90’s cartoon tumblr twink we always knew she was inside.

She’s lost some weight before, and if it wasn’t for Amber, I think she could make it to just being chubby.

She’s got issues but she somehow still has common sense, like saying “no” to eating out when she’s trying to lose. (And then quickly crumbling when Amber binge monster gets abusive with her).

There’s some sense of taking accountability and being disappointed when she fails, as opposed to Amber crying about how hard it is and how the binge monster isn’t her fault or her at all for that matter.

The ONLY way she will loose weight and feel anything but misery for herself is by leaving Amber.
 
this empty room ,we all saw in the tik tok, made me think about another angle to the mystery of missing Becky and Pets.
maybe they are planning to move?
this apartment cost a lot of money and revenue on youtube is dwindling for small, cornered channels like Ambers. does someone know for how long they rented the place?
maybe Beckster and the pets are already on the move? renovating a cheap little fagshanty for Amber?
i dont know somehow i wish this would happen, since they moved to Lexington they did become so boring.
 
I think you make some good points here, but I disagree to an extent. I actually think some of Ambers issues with phrases and pronunciation can actually be BECAUSE she is a reader. There has been some correlations done between kids and reading. Studies have shown that some kids who read a lot gain word function and have a larger vocabulary but can fail when it comes to turning that into real like usage. You can read and learn those functionally but you aren't necessarily going to learn how to pronounce them. We even see this built into characters in film and TV at times. I often wonder when she speaks and stumbles over her words if she is trying to make an attempt to sound smarter or more worldly but simply fails.

Its not like she surrounds herself with intelligent people, and the kind of people she surrounds herself with are just as likely to mispronounce things as often as she is, so she cannot learn from others. Her talking to the camera might even be the bulk of the talking she does. Where is she going to learn or even notice she is wrong? Because of us "haters"? If anything I think that's why she digs in, like the youtubers who turn their common mispronounced words into a joke.

Like you I do find her lack or world knowledge as a supposed reader rather sad, but I am not surprised. I doubt she ever had anyone as an adult to guide her, and if she just picks up radom popular or well marketed books with no real attempt to branch out what is she going to learn? We've all met that person who ONLY reads a certain subset of books (like vampires, or romance, or sci-fi) and I'd assume her interests are similarly narrow. If she does in fact read to escape she isn't going to pick up a memoir or any non fiction book and she sure as hell doesn't strike me as someone who'd read the news.
I know exactly what you mean, but I don't think that's the case here. A kid or anyone reading the word, say, genre, knowing what it means and how to use it, but not hearing it, thus not knowing how to pronounce it is normal. As they hear the word more, they'll begin to say it correctly or be corrected by someone else. Some of the mistakes she makes are more idiotic, than, 'I read, but am unsure of the pronunciation' or using a word where another would've been better. Even the way she puts her thoughts together, at its worse, the phrases are just dumbly combined like 'scrumption down', 'sexually strived', or in the example I listed of 'smiling with air' that's poor articulation/lack of a vocabulary to pull from. That's more than, say, pronouncing 'subtle'(suttle/suh-tul) like 'sub-tul' and saying "he wasn't very sub-tle about it', which would be used correctly in the right context, but said incorrectly from not having heard the word. That would be understandable.

While not scholars, her friends do know basic grammar and can articulate their thoughts. What gets me is, we've seen Destiny and even mild mannered Becky correct her word usage, which points to them doing it offline, with the reasoning that, if they'd do it in a vlog for the public, they're definitely doing it privately. People joke about Destiny being stupid, but her grammar is generally fine. She has the knowledge that you'd expect from someone who graduated high school, even if she looks a bit slow and acts immature. Amber may not surround herself with geniuses, but none of them, that I can think of, speak more poorly than she does. Not Eric, Rickie, or even Dana.

To be honest, stuff like,'impreciating, 'inscrutiating', talking about how to 'storage' something rather than store it, her scale not being 'liable' (rather than reliable), basic grammar mistakes like not knowing the past-tenses of common words, highered rather than raised, dogs having natural extinct, declaring she hasn't 'dranked' water, saying 'wroten' instead of written, and declaring ' I've never almost drownded" point more towards dull/dumb than anything else. That's how a 4 year old speaks, rather than a 14 year old *who might benefit from audiobooks.

* I see Becky has been located. That's an.. interesting haircut and she's lost a lot of weight.
 
Last edited:
new tik tok is up. iam to dumb to post it here , sorry.
the herpes has grown.
this goes to show that her timeline is fucked up, her youtube vlogs are old ones.

march 7 beginning herpes, covered up.
Unbenannt.png
march 10, no herpes at all.
march10 no herpes.png

march 12, giantherpes.
march12 giant herpes.png

something in this timeline does not add up.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
“Cold sore” lmao cold sores don’t appear in giant clusters like that. It’s even easier to see with how weirdly thin her lips are. Gorl thinks she’s too dainty for the herp but it’s as big as her.

She did get her baby parts yeeted, forcing her into early menopause. Are the lack of womb parts fucking with collagen production?
 
I have some information about the apartment complex and surrounding area that Amber lives in.

The Henry is part of a quickly- and cheaply-built shopping center called The Summit at Fritz Farm. In the past 25 years or so, super-rich Thoroughbred horse farms in Lexington have downsized and turned to leasing large portions of their land to build large outdoor shopping centers and neighborhoods complete with churches. The area around The Summit was already a long-established neighborhood but The Henry apartments were built in the back of the clusterfuck that is the shopping center consisting of mostly restaurants (Lexington is obsessed with restaurants). In Google maps you can see the entrance to the office area, but there are many keypad-locked doors going to the apartments which are built above the office and reach up many floors on either side of the street there and one of the parking garages is attached to both sides. I'm going to assume there are elevators inside but the general public can't get in at all.

Like many "luxury" apartments, The Henry is stupidly overpriced. I know the forum has looked at the website and has seen square footage vs rent cost ($1150 for 768sqft 2BR 1BA or something like that). If it were in a large metro area that would be impressive, but Lexington with less than a million in population including all the suburbs that rent is ridiculous and I have never understood why people choose to live in these tiny apartments in complexes like this one. You can rent an actual freestanding house twice that size for around $850 though houses get smaller and prices get higher in the more "fancy" neighborhoods with HOAs and all that. Since corona the housing market is down and I've seen some really nice houses up for $700/mo recently. However most everywhere only does year leases and wants them renewed year after year so she's not getting out of there before next summer without owing The Henry a large sum of money.

I can answer pretty much anything about the area, but no I can't or won't go stalking after this hambeast. She never leaves the apartment anyway and she never will because doing so involves walking a fair bit: to the elevator, to an outside door, to wherever Becky's car is parked in the garage. Becky could drive the car up to the nearest door in the parking garage but Amber would still have to walk all that way in order to leave. This is why she has spent even more time indoors than she already was when living in a house. And... I hope someone is taking those dogs out to potty 5-6x+ per day as dogs need. Gross.

Also, that Target is an absolute shithole. It was nice back in the 90s but that building has been there forever, it was branded Gold Circle in the 1980s and Target has kept up the outside of it but inside is just dirty with the shelves and especially the clothing and shoe areas trashed at all hours of the day. I'm wondering if they've ever even changed the carpet. The Walmart is much nicer, and that's a Walmart. The Target doesn't have much of a grocery area either, although they moved some shelves around and made a produce section around 8-10 years ago. The building it is in will never get bigger so it'll never be a Super Target unless they buy out some more of the strip where it's located to expand. They mostly just have junk food there (no surprise).
 
Back