Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Smoovy Jay]

I have some information about the apartment complex and surrounding area that Amber lives in.

The Henry is part of a quickly- and cheaply-built shopping center called The Summit at Fritz Farm. In the past 25 years or so, super-rich Thoroughbred horse farms in Lexington have downsized and turned to leasing large portions of their land to build large outdoor shopping centers and neighborhoods complete with churches. The area around The Summit was already a long-established neighborhood but The Henry apartments were built in the back of the clusterfuck that is the shopping center consisting of mostly restaurants (Lexington is obsessed with restaurants). In Google maps you can see the entrance to the office area, but there are many keypad-locked doors going to the apartments which are built above the office and reach up many floors on either side of the street there and one of the parking garages is attached to both sides. I'm going to assume there are elevators inside but the general public can't get in at all.

Like many "luxury" apartments, The Henry is stupidly overpriced. I know the forum has looked at the website and has seen square footage vs rent cost ($1150 for 768sqft 2BR 1BA or something like that). If it were in a large metro area that would be impressive, but Lexington with less than a million in population including all the suburbs that rent is ridiculous and I have never understood why people choose to live in these tiny apartments in complexes like this one. You can rent an actual freestanding house twice that size for around $850 though houses get smaller and prices get higher in the more "fancy" neighborhoods with HOAs and all that. Since corona the housing market is down and I've seen some really nice houses up for $700/mo recently. However most everywhere only does year leases and wants them renewed year after year so she's not getting out of there before next summer without owing The Henry a large sum of money.

I can answer pretty much anything about the area, but no I can't or won't go stalking after this hambeast. She never leaves the apartment anyway and she never will because doing so involves walking a fair bit: to the elevator, to an outside door, to wherever Becky's car is parked in the garage. Becky could drive the car up to the nearest door in the parking garage but Amber would still have to walk all that way in order to leave. This is why she has spent even more time indoors than she already was when living in a house. And... I hope someone is taking those dogs out to potty 5-6x+ per day as dogs need. Gross.

Also, that Target is an absolute shithole. It was nice back in the 90s but that building has been there forever, it was branded Gold Circle in the 1980s and Target has kept up the outside of it but inside is just dirty with the shelves and especially the clothing and shoe areas trashed at all hours of the day. I'm wondering if they've ever even changed the carpet. The Walmart is much nicer, and that's a Walmart. The Target doesn't have much of a grocery area either, although they moved some shelves around and made a produce section around 8-10 years ago. The building it is in will never get bigger so it'll never be a Super Target unless they buy out some more of the strip where it's located to expand. They mostly just have junk food there (no surprise).

We know they live on the ground floor and we’ve seen her wait for Becky to bring the car around.

 

[Poop Bun]

At least the poop bun made an appearance.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I go there when you touch me #fyp March 11/2021

#fypシ March 7/2021

 

[marjoram]

Big Al teaching the kids on tic tok that herpes are forever.
Fat bedbound herp kween finally performing a public serviçe.

 

[pot of sneed]

Now I wonder how she got le herpe. Was it Destanky, or sucking off guys since she's said she's given handjobs to dudes so I wouldn't put it past the sow to suck off her fingers afterwards and get infected jizz all over her no-lips.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

she posted that pic on Snapchat too, I love how the filter goes up into her eyes not just sprinkled across the bridge of her nose.

 

[Boonum]

this empty room ,we all saw in the tik tok, made me think about another angle to the mystery of missing Becky and Pets.
maybe they are planning to move?
this apartment cost a lot of money and revenue on youtube is dwindling for small, cornered channels like Ambers. does someone know for how long they rented the place?
maybe Beckster and the pets are already on the move? renovating a cheap little fagshanty for Amber?
i dont know somehow i wish this would happen, since they moved to Lexington they did become so boring.

Beckster missing...Has anyone checked the grockpot ?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

She never leaves the apartment anyway and she never will because doing so involves walking a fair bit: to the elevator, to an outside door, to wherever Becky's car is parked in the garage.

Well, at least we know why she's really gaining weight now. She used to be much more active and with each move she became more and more sedentary. With Derpy D she was going out often either shopping or to restaurants, with Becky she did stuff with her and with the gays but that declined over time as she gained, then she and Becky move to Lexington into the Henry and Becky barely does much of anything now and Amber pretty much never steps foot outside anymore. Going out and doing stuff with the D at least forced her to be active and try to keep the weight manageable so she could be mobile, but Becky is as active as a chilled slug on a cold morning, which really doesn't help a deathfat in high danger of losing mobility.

And that gradual decline is one I'm familiar with in the deathfats I've known. Gradually they go out less and less, and once they buy the electric mobility chairs or house scooters, their leg and back muscles start to atrophy from lack of use and it's just a matter of time until it's a bed or recliner they spend 90% of their time in.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Now I wonder how she got le herpe. Was it Destanky, or sucking off guys since she's said she's given handjobs to dudes so I wouldn't put it past the sow to suck off her fingers afterwards and get infected jizz all over her no-lips.

For sure Destiny. Amber started getting break outs while in the midst of the Destiny era. She (amber) would sperg for twenty minutes straight about how the herp she has isn’t the ‘std’ one. (It’s fairly obvious that you don’t have the herpes on your junk Amber, we can see the crusty lumps on your face). they bolth had flare ups together back in the day. So, so long ago it was...Colors are dull now. Gummy candy lost it’s sweet. It’s a harsh cruel world that lets you find true & honest joy in a partner & then tear it away. Blast ye, fate. Blast ye!

 

[Pippeyy]

she posted that pic on Snapchat too, I love how the filter goes up into her eyes not just sprinkled across the bridge of her nose.

What kind of 30 year old woman has a Blake Lively movie poster on her wall? I bet she uses a sex toy tied to a stick to reach her bean while she stares at it.

 

[TC-P]

What kind of 30 year old woman has a Blake Lively movie poster on her wall? I bet she uses a sex toy tied to a stick to reach her bean while she stares at it.

No one needed to have that image put into there head. NO ONE!!!!!

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

What kind of 30 year old woman has a Blake Lively movie poster on her wall? I bet she uses a sex toy tied to a stick to reach her bean while she stares at it.

Comparing Blake Lively to spedirific Necky... it's like watching someone eat filet mignon while you've got bread and water.

 

[peach tea]

I know exactly what you mean, but I don't think that's the case here. A kid or anyone reading the word, say, genre, knowing what it means and how to use it, but not hearing it, thus not knowing how to pronounce it is normal. As they hear the word more, they'll begin to say it correctly or be corrected by someone else. Some of the mistakes she makes are more idiotic, than, 'I read, but am unsure of the pronunciation' or using a word where another would've been better. Even the way she puts her thoughts together, at its worse, the phrases are just dumbly combined like 'scrumption down', 'sexually strived', or in the example I listed of 'smiling with air' that's poor articulation/lack of a vocabulary to pull from. That's more than, say, pronouncing 'subtle'(suttle/suh-tul) like 'sub-tul' and saying "he wasn't very sub-tle about it', which would be used correctly in the right context, but said incorrectly from not having heard the word. That would be understandable.

While not scholars, her friends do know basic grammar and can articulate their thoughts. What gets me is, we've seen Destiny and even mild mannered Becky correct her word usage, which points to them doing it offline, with the reasoning that, if they'd do it in a vlog for the public, they're definitely doing it privately. People joke about Destiny being stupid, but her grammar is generally fine. She has the knowledge that you'd expect from someone who graduated high school, even if she looks a bit slow and acts immature. Amber may not surround herself with geniuses, but none of them, that I can think of, speak more poorly than she does. Not Eric, Rickie, or even Dana.

To be honest, stuff like,'impreciating, 'inscrutiating', talking about how to 'storage' something rather than store it, her scale not being 'liable' (rather than reliable), basic grammar mistakes like not knowing the past-tenses of common words, highered rather than raised, dogs having natural extinct, declaring she hasn't 'dranked' water, saying 'wroten' instead of written, and declaring ' I've never almost drownded" point more towards dull/dumb than anything else. That's how a 4 year old speaks, rather than a 14 year old *who might benefit from audiobooks.

* I see Becky has been located. That's an.. interesting haircut and she's lost a lot of weight.

You realize she just says stuff like that to troll, right? She read a comment about how mispronouncing a word annoyed someone and now she does it at every given opportunity because she thinks it’s funny to piss people off.

 

[Fupacabra]

Well, at least we know why she's really gaining weight now. She used to be much more active and with each move she became more and more sedentary. With Derpy D she was going out often either shopping or to restaurants, with Becky she did stuff with her and with the gays but that declined over time as she gained, then she and Becky move to Lexington into the Henry and Becky barely does much of anything now and Amber pretty much never steps foot outside anymore. Going out and doing stuff with the D at least forced her to be active and try to keep the weight manageable so she could be mobile, but Becky is as active as a chilled slug on a cold morning, which really doesn't help a deathfat in high danger of losing mobility.

And that gradual decline is one I'm familiar with in the deathfats I've known. Gradually they go out less and less, and once they buy the electric mobility chairs or house scooters, their leg and back muscles start to atrophy from lack of use and it's just a matter of time until it's a bed or recliner they spend 90% of their time in.

Too bad she doesn’t live in Venice, then she could step outside her apartment right into a boat and float around the city easily. And after she finally dies, Becky could push a (cucumber) boat with Amber in it right into the sea where Amber would slowly disappear into horizon joining the eternal Cheesecake Factory in the Sky.

 

[Bookish]

You realize she just says stuff like that to troll, right? She read a comment about how mispronouncing a word annoyed someone and now she does it at every given opportunity because she thinks it’s funny to piss people off.

She does that at times, like the 'buffet' pronunciation. She said it correctly multiple times in the past, then all of a sudden began saying 'buff-ette'. That's trolling. Most of it is not and extemporaneous speech, some going back to the Krystle(sp?) or Destiny era, before she became quite as obnoxious as she is now. Most them are one-offs that she doesn't repeat and she's absolutely serious saying them. I don't think I listed any of her troll terms like situation, moment, food name, in particular, and mukbang, which she knows how to actually pronounce and purposely pronounces 'mook bong' because her fav. YT'er does, etc. that she does just to annoy people. She's consistently struggled with past tenses since she started her channel.

That's 12 inches of cleavage, if it's an inch. She clearly thinks she's stunning with those, 'big reveal'/ugly-to-beautiful TikToks. Despite the Becky sighting, I think there may be some overlap/cheating action there by the end of the year, between Amber's catfishing and Becky's recent weight loss.

 

[marjoram]

She does that at times, like the 'buffet' pronunciation. She said it correctly multiple times in the past, then all of a sudden began saying 'buff-ette'. That's trolling. Most of it is not and extemporaneous speech, some going back to the Krystle(sp?) or Destiny era, before she became quite as obnoxious as she is now. Most them are one-offs that she doesn't repeat and she's absolutely serious saying them. I don't think I listed any of her troll terms like situation, moment, food name, in particular, and mukbang, which she knows how to actually pronounce and purposely pronounces 'mook bong' because her fav. YT'er does, etc. that she does just to annoy people. She's consistently struggled with past tenses since she started her channel.

That's 12 inches of cleavage, if it's an inch. She clearly thinks she's stunning with those, 'big reveal'/ugly-to-beautiful TikToks. Despite the Becky sighting, I think there may be some overlap/cheating action there by the end of the year, between Amber's catfishing and Becky's recent weight loss.

Yeah, Al mangles common words daily 'cause she's an uneducated idiot and also does it just to be an obnoxious, irritating bitch. Never forget "suck-a-lint" or my personal trigger to punch her fat face, "kit-ten".

 

[FatalTater]

I have a vague memory of #Amberlynn saying 'buffet' wrong and getting corrected by someone she was with, and she loud-whispered back that she was saying it wrong on purpose, as a joke. She doesn't understand that if you live in Kentucky, you can't make that kind of joke unless it's really over the top. Buffet said as "buff-eteria" is funny. BuffET instead of buffAY is meh at best.

 

[Xenomorph]

Yeah, Al mangles common words daily 'cause she's an uneducated idiot and also does it just to be an obnoxious, irritating bitch. Never forget "suck-a-lint" or my personal trigger to punch her fat face, "kit-ten".

Mine is how she exhales hard when pronouncing words with an "H" makes me cringe.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She has so many annoying vocal mannerisms, it's enough to drive a teetotaler to drink. Mine is her inconsistent pronunciation of the letter 't'. Either she treats it as a silent letter r over-emphasizes it.

 

[marjoram]

She has so many annoying vocal mannerisms, it's enough to drive a teetotaler to drink. Mine is her inconsistent pronunciation of the letter 't'. Either she treats it as a silent letter r over-emphasizes it.

Hanging the christmas tree "ordamens".