Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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sophiexeon said:
In the thread it seems it's been agreed that she said "I'm literally almost down a hundred pounds."
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That’s definitely not what she said. I slowed it down and let multiple people who don’t even know who she is listen and even they said that her words were “almost 700 pounds”. This is my hill and I’m going to die on it, autistic or not.
 
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mythical mother said:
That’s definitely not what she said. I slowed it down and let multiple people who don’t even know who she is listen and even they said that her words were “almost 700 pounds”. This is my hill and I’m going to die on it, autistic or not.
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I think she talked about “losing a big chunk of weight. I was almost at 100 lbs. I don’t wanna talk about it. “
 
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Well, we need detectivelynn in here to make sense of all the recent shenanigans. So far we have:

She’s posting month old videos to YT, gorl can’t shut up and doxes herself
She’s posting more recent(?) to tiktok - as shown by the herpes lip.
There’s been no sightings of Becky or the animals on either platform for at least a month
Becky had a recent post on FB where she looked slimmer, happier with a new hairdo.
Amber’s recent(?) tiktok showed an empty room behind her where the bed should be
Mysterious phonecall with good news on a Sunday(?)
NOT WEARING THE RING(s)! 😱

Add to that the recent flirtations with Patreon and Onlyfans and you get a godawful mess of who knows what is going on. Knowing Amber it’ll be nonsense whatever it is. (yawns).

I, for one, am super excit........... (snore...)
 
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This is the actual transcript of the video

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StrawberryDouche said:
This is the actual transcript of the video

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Her terrible English is at work here. I got the impression that she gained 100 pounds after her hysterectomy. It's all irrelevant anyways. She's still a heifer at her size and she'll die that way, too.
 
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Well, our gorl thinks she’s a mastermind in her latest video for trolling the haydurs into thinking she stuck to a diet for more than 72 hours. I would put money on the ‘big news’ being a housing loan or one of her estranged family members coming back into her life. Regardless, she’s continuing to gain weight and snowball into the 700 elbee category faster than anyone thought possible. The next big event that’s gonna happen is her ankles/back/legs snapping under the pressure of a 5 foot frame having to deadlift 600lbs every time she wants to get up.
 
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mythical mother said:
That’s definitely not what she said. I slowed it down and let multiple people who don’t even know who she is listen and even they said that her words were “almost 700 pounds”. This is my hill and I’m going to die on it, autistic or not.
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She definitely says "I was literally almost 700 lbs. I don't want to talk about it".
Slow it down to .75 and it's obvious. In the original she's speaking very quickly, but slowed down you can hear the sibilant "S" in 700.

ETA: Fine, disagree all you want, but if you play it back at .5 speed it's even more obvious. Except i was wrong about "literally". She actually says "totally". She says "I was totally almost seven hundred pounds, don't want to talk about it." I'm surprised she admitted it, too, but she did.
 
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Can't wait for when she uploads a video with a clickbait title like 'THE TRUTH' with a thumbnail of her alone looking dejected (that she DIDN'T choose you guise) where she spends 10 minutes rambling about quitting jenny craig and how she was malnourished and starved so she's gonna lose weight on her own plan where she can eat 6000 calories a day but still lose weight because she walks in place for ten seconds once a month. Also it's coming close to when she's gonna bring Beckster back into the videos so she can laugh at the haydurs for thinking they broke up.
 
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I’m a little late on this but one of my absolute favorite Amber things is saying it’s a compliment that someone thinks she’s lying. Like it’s totally believable that she read 24 books in a month, that’s something some people do and she doesn’t have anything else to be doing. If people really thought you were lying about it then it’s because you lie so constantly that no one can believe a completely believable and boring claim (or that you’re so fucking stupid no one can believe you know how to read). But you take that compliment gorl.
 
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