Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

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Amber has sold things before. I believe it was right before she moved in with Becky. She put a bunch of scarves on FB marketplace and no one bought them, she ended up giving them to Rafe or Dana.

Also... Peep the bottom right corner Becky's Garbage Pail Kids ad. Those are the clear plastic things from the Advent Calendar she gave to Amber. Trouble in paradise?View attachment 2010612
idk bro I don't think this is that deep. I think they realized their house is full of bullshit and thought they could get some beer money about it. They've filled that two-bedroom to the brim.
 
If they need money, garbage pail cards seems like a really weird thing to sell. What about their 5000 BBW candles. I'm sure some are discontinued and there are probably people who would want them. Or one or two of the sets of kardashian kologne. They have a lot of shit that takes up space and they'd never notice it missing, But instead they're selling garbage pail kids.

Re the bed, I doubt it has amberfluid on it. She was never able to mount it; it was too high and skurrry for her.
 
If they need money, garbage pail cards seems like a really weird thing to sell. What about their 5000 BBW candles. I'm sure some are discontinued and there are probably people who would want them. Or one or two of the sets of kardashian kologne. They have a lot of shit that takes up space and they'd never notice it missing, But instead they're selling garbage pail kids.

Re the bed, I doubt it has amberfluid on it. She was never able to mount it; it was too high and skurrry for her.
Amberlynn wouldn't sell things she actually cares about like reality star perfumes and candles. Those are things she values. The garbage pail kids cards are something she doesn't have any genuine interest in, she just had to act like she cared when she got them so everyone didn't crucify her for shitting on beckles gift.

She mentioned in a video around dec-jan that she is sleeping on the couch so becky could "set something up" in the bedroom (the proposal I assume.) What she actually meant is that she has always slept on the couch so she doesn't choke to death in her sleep on her own goddamned neck fat but that isn't socially acceptable to admit so let's just pretend we started sleeping on the couch to help becky.
 
Amberlynn wouldn't sell things she actually cares about like reality star perfumes and candles. Those are things she values. The garbage pail kids cards are something she doesn't have any genuine interest in, she just had to act like she cared when she got them so everyone didn't crucify her for shitting on beckles gift.

She mentioned in a video around dec-jan that she is sleeping on the couch so becky could "set something up" in the bedroom (the proposal I assume.) What she actually meant is that she has always slept on the couch so she doesn't choke to death in her sleep on her own goddamned neck fat but that isn't socially acceptable to admit so let's just pretend we started sleeping on the couch to help becky.
She's admitted, or at least implied she's been sleeping on the couch since they moved in. First it was because of surgery recovery, then she admitted she couldn't mount the bed, then there was just something so comfortable about the couch. I think she's casually implied she and becky sleep in becky's mancave once or twice. But then she forgets her lie and does things like filming herself with her head on pillows on the couch, squinting into the camera saying "I just woke up and opened my eyes." on the sofa.

If she had even a modicum of sense, well... she'd get a sleep study, but she'll never do that. She should just get a lounger or a small L shaped sofa with a lounger on the end and put it in the bed room. Then she could share her stink evenly between the furniture.
 
If they need money, garbage pail cards seems like a really weird thing to sell. What about their 5000 BBW candles. I'm sure some are discontinued and there are probably people who would want them. Or one or two of the sets of kardashian kologne. They have a lot of shit that takes up space and they'd never notice it missing, But instead they're selling garbage pail kids.

Re the bed, I doubt it has amberfluid on it. She was never able to mount it; it was too high and skurrry for her.
The BBW and perfume is stuff Albert cares about. Garbage that Becky bought her (with Amber's money) on the other hand, that junk isn't worth keeping.
 
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She'll once in a while mention getting rid of a bunch of stuff - typically clothing to Dana & she'll make a big show out of "donating" stuff when the heat under her ass is turned up higher than usual. Other than that, the only times I've seen her declutter is right before a move or before some massive shopping sprees.

If, (highky doubtful), she 'declutters' every month, she's never mentioned it that I can recall & even if she did, if she falsely assumes that makes her all grown up like, nope.

It would indicate a hard core shopping addicition.
 
if she needs more money, i don't understand why she wouldn't make more videos.
and it's not that she doesn't want to put in effort, all her videos are effortless and they still get plenty of views. the clickbait title referencing her cancer alone would be enough, even if the actual video is her rumbling about unrelated boring stuff.

it's almost like she doesn't want to do anything with internet anymore, amber is mostly silent. and when she posts she is trolling or bitchy, like she actually hates her viewers.
just a theory, i may be misunderstanding her.
 
She can barely move - other than that silly TikTok 5 second swagger thing we saw, everything is done from the same spot. She has absolutely nothing to talk about; how can she? She doesn't go out, doesn't do anything, never engages in the type of online material that might teach her something & the topics she's droned on about for years hold no interest from her viewers.

She's incapable of the type of personal growth needed to up her YT game.
 
Wamber has to be pissed that foodie got approved. At the same time if I was the dr doing foodie I’d be watching her channel and it would be cancelled she has been eating non stop since approval she will ruin the surgery in months if that long

She can barely move - other than that silly TikTok 5 second swagger thing we saw, everything is done from the same spot. She has absolutely nothing to talk about; how can she? She doesn't go out, doesn't do anything, never engages in the type of online material that might teach her something & the topics she's droned on about for years hold no interest from her viewers.

She's incapable of the type of personal growth needed to up her YT game.
Right that was to prove to us she could stand and walk sorry 3 steps doesn’t count . If they are moving that poor car when she sits in it she could barely fit months ago when she thought Becky called her big sad she doesn’t think she is big
 
Being jealous of your "fiance" thinking an actor is hot... Because we all know if not for Amber, Becky would be courting super famous people.
Amber "I was still in love with Destiny while I was with Becky" Reid has a problem when Becky finds an actress (whom she will never meet) attractive
Could you imagine the timeline where Elizabeth Olsen and Kate Winslet abandon their family for a random lesbian from kentucky
 
She can barely move - other than that silly TikTok 5 second swagger thing we saw, everything is done from the same spot. She has absolutely nothing to talk about; how can she? She doesn't go out, doesn't do anything, never engages in the type of online material that might teach her something & the topics she's droned on about for years hold no interest from her viewers.

She's incapable of the type of personal growth needed to up her YT game.
That tiktok was the worst attempt at convincing her audience she isn’t housebound. It’s in slow motion because when you watch it x2 you see that she’s waddling worse than ever before, and she’s even slower. The jacket also JUST about fit, and she’s wearing bright pink slippers/socks. Either Amber didn’t see those glaring problems or she doesn’t care enough.
 
Wamber has to be pissed that foodie got approved. At the same time if I was the dr doing foodie I’d be watching her channel and it would be cancelled she has been eating non stop since approval she will ruin the surgery in months if that long
FB hasn't come close to being approved. She was simply referred as was Amber last year. Amber was told told she needed to get some major shit together first & I doubt she's even trying to do so at this point.
 
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