Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dollastoho]

I can't see Amber moving unless she is forced to, because she's lazy as fuck! If my memory is correct, the Henry only allows 2 pets - so maybe they discovered she has 3.

 

[pot of sneed]

Which one of the pets would get the boot though? Twinkie Storr? Rarity, or Wasabi?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Which one of the pets would get the boot though? Twinkie Storr? Rarity, or Wasabi?

Wasabi.

ETA: Did they sign a 12 month lease at The Henry? IIRC, they moved in July or August. Amber is as lazy as they come. I just can’t see her moving any sooner than absolutely necessary.

 

[497]

I can't see Amber moving unless she is forced to, because she's lazy as fuck! If my memory is correct, the Henry only allows 2 pets - so maybe they discovered she has 3.

some apartments don't mind extra cats since they are quiet and....usually cleaner than dogs but then I remembered AL doesn't clean their litter box so that could be a problem.

 

[ALR Technologies]

Leases are almost always 1 year here and often the only option (as in it needs to be renewed every year and can't just do 2 or 3 years at a time). Most places don't do inspections even when they're supposed to as part of HUD/Section 8, but I couldn't say specifically about The Henry. If they leave they're probably either breaking lease or getting kicked out, though pretty much the only way to get kicked out here is not paying rent. I do know that it takes about 3 months after a tenant misses their first rent payment to get through all the court stuff to the date they actually get evicted.

 

[dollastoho]

Which one of the pets would get the boot though? Twinkie Storr? Rarity, or Wasabi?

Wasabi probably

 

[peach tea]

Being jealous of your "fiance" thinking an actor is hot... Because we all know if not for Amber, Becky would be courting super famous people.

I don’t think it’s all jealousy. I think that it makes Amber feel insecure that Becky expressed an attraction to someone who is a “regular size” or “skinny”. I think she takes it as more of a threat. Most of what makes her uncomfortable is that she is intimidated by attractive women, in my opinion. She definitely knows that Becky would leave her for someone like that in a heartbeat, actress or not. Good thing for Amber that nobody even slightly skinnier or better looking than herself will ever approach Becky or accept her advances.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Leases are almost always 1 year here and often the only option (as in it needs to be renewed every year and can't just do 2 or 3 years at a time). Most places don't do inspections even when they're supposed to as part of HUD/Section 8, but I couldn't say specifically about The Henry. If they leave they're probably either breaking lease or getting kicked out, though pretty much the only way to get kicked out here is not paying rent. I do know that it takes about 3 months after a tenant misses their first rent payment to get through all the court stuff to the date they actually get evicted.

I think her income so far will pay for most of her expenses but I think she is dipping in her savings for the rest. Her food expenses got to be very expensive. Selling the bed helped a bit. If they move, it will be at lease renewal.

 

[Letty]

i can only imagine what made her delete this community post so quickly

 

[Dwarf 2.0]

Wasabi.

ETA: Did they sign a 12 month lease at The Henry? IIRC, they moved in July or August. Amber is as lazy as they come. I just can’t see her moving any sooner than absolutely necessary.

Wasabi probably

While I agree that Wasabi would be the pet most likely to get the boot, I'm calling it now that when Amber's video timeline catches up to this she'll be showing him off and telling us all just how much she LOVES him and he is one of precious fur babies

 

[peach tea]

How are y’all analyzing trolling this hard after 8 years lol. Amber ain’t got shit, she ain’t doing shit and she ain’t shit in general. All this deep speculation is exactly what she’s probing for when she pulls BS like she did the other day with her clickbaiting title. Not even cancer could make her channel interesting. All we saw her do for weeks after her surgery was hold the camera right up against her face and complain about pain.

If anything worth talking about happened, she’d have uploaded by now because she would be able to pull in views on a genuine “surprise.” But she didnt, she’s trying to rile people up instead. She has nothing to talk about lol some of y’all gotta chill

Also, almost all apartment leases are 12 months unless you negotiate otherwise. The only people who do stuff like that are rich or in the military due to a “deployment clause”. She’s too dumb to foresee not having money for rent halfway through the lease to request 6 months and month to month is generally more expensive. She went for the easiest option because she’s dumb and lazy. 12 months.

If she can’t afford rent, then why would she break a lease? That costs a significant chunk of change. Ive seen places like The Henry try to get tenants to pay out the rest of their contract even if they’re not living there and then people have to sublet. She’s definitely too stupid to figure out how to do that.

All she’s doing is selling crap so she’ll have money and room for more crap. There’s no big news. Becky is in the living room and Amber will still be the same fat troll when she uploads again. Nothing interesting is ever going to happen short of her “cancer” making a comeback.

 

[mekalekahi]

She also notes that her mom isn't moving there

Edit: does anyone else remember that video during the destiny era where they were at the nursing home and destiny was laughing at a interview of Adele and amber said "you like her too much" and kept making destiny look up at her instead of the vid?

 

[Fupacabra]

How are y’all analyzing trolling this hard after 8 years lol.

Because she has gotten so fucking boring that writing obese Kentucky lesbian fanfiction is all the entertainment we have left.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Ah, she never fails with the Amberlogic. A comment about being bedbound leads to an accusation of ableism. Methinks the wrong person is being told to verify definitions.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Ah, I see our gorl has let speculation run for a few weeks and decided to finally answer in her typical fashion, “haha you guys believed that?”.

As far as the “bed bound” question, she is nit picking. She’s almost 600 pounds (again) and when she was 50 pounds lighter she could barely walk 1/3 of a mile. I don’t know what she wants to call that, but I call it pretty fucking sad.

 

[Sargon of ACAB]

i can only imagine what made her delete this community post so quickly

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"Thinking about staying alive for longer. Should I?" eh, nah, we're good

 

[Queen_Ree]

Wait a minute.. So basically what this means is that Amber goes to the store to buy a $6000 bed and doesn't try it out first?! Not even a rudimentary lay down on it for a few minutes to see how it feels test? Oh wait.. What was I thinking. Of course she didn't. Bitch would have needed emergency services to get her back on her feet!

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

"Look up what bedbound actually means" OMG we've been through this arc already! She made a whole ass video about her last bedbound saga saying how she used the "definition of bedbound" as a way to ignore the fact that she was a scooty chair away from being immobile

 

[Queen_Ree]

I don't know anything about anything but I don't think she's hurting for money quite yet. Her low effort youtube videos still seem to be getting plenty of engagement (around 3500 comments each) so why would she try harder unless absolutely necessary? Amber has gotten used to dropping a sizable amount of her income on food and trinkets over the years and will hold onto this at all costs. Could you imagine her having to survive on welfare/food stamps if her channel were ever to dry up completely? She would fight tooth and nail to keep this from happening. And that is when the milk would really start flowing...

 

[Snusmumriken]

"Look up what bedbound actually means" OMG we've been through this arc already! She made a whole ass video about her last bedbound saga saying how she used the "definition of bedbound" as a way to ignore the fact that she was a scooty chair away from being immobile

Narcs always say “look up the definition of...” to play semantics until their opponent gives up. She won’t acknowledge that even if she’s not literally immobile, she’s essentially bedbound by choice and moves less in a day than a sedentary office worker when she has all the free time, money and flexibility as a creator to move around and go outside. She’ll put out one or two videos of her walking to and back from the tree in her front yard (still makes me lol every time), call it proof that she’s an active gorl and liek bashicully a sports star and then refuse to address it anymore until the next time she gets insulted.
I got a feeling the only stinkhole Becky’s gonna get to see on their honeymoon is when she’s cleaning out Amblard’s bedpan.