Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?

If you don't buy all the pink shit every October* for breast cancer awareness, you clearly do not support finding a cure for it, haydur!

(Even if you do ignore it every other month of the year.)

 

[peach tea]

why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?

Of course her concept of home decor is to buy things that have the names of places and things printed on them in that tired ass wine mom font. “Utensils”. I bet she has a mass produced Hobby Lobby sign on the wall in every room stating what room it’s in: kitchen, the word “eat” for the dining room, something stupid like “scrub” for the bathroom etc. It’s absolutely the bottom of the barrel of interior design and everyone who’s into it is as tasteless and boring as Amber. “Farmhouse” decor has GOT to go. It should have been left in 2020 where it belongs.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.

 

[Confederate Fag]

Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.

Ok, but that’s not what happened. Rafe didn’t go through the food, looking for a special piece. She put her fork directly into the one piece she would’ve eaten, almost as though it was on purpose, so to not spread her germs. I do the same thing, I’m going to try a piece of someone’s food, I only touch what I take. They teach you that in kindergarten at snack time, “Take what you touch!” The fact that Hamber was too lazy to check the footage first before coming up with a bullshit excuse is what makes it so funny. She could’ve just not answered the question lol.

 

[arbo real]

Of course her concept of home decor is to buy things that have the names of places and things printed on them in that tired ass wine mom font. “Utensils”. I bet she has a mass produced Hobby Lobby sign on the wall in every room stating what room it’s in: kitchen, the word “eat” for the dining room, something stupid like “scrub” for the bathroom etc. It’s absolutely the bottom of the barrel of interior design and everyone who’s into it is as tasteless and boring as Amber. “Farmhouse” decor has GOT to go. It should have been left in 2020 where it belongs.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.

Yeah that trite font is only the cherry on top. She's not just basic or boring, she's a philistine. Her fucking book reviews are a personal favourite, she exclusively reads the kind of books that washed up 90's stars would write and advertise on a morning news program.

 

[Janice Litman]

Ok, but that’s not what happened. Rafe didn’t go through the food, looking for a special piece. She put her fork directly into the one piece she would’ve eaten, almost as though it was on purpose, so to not spread her germs. I do the same thing, I’m going to try a piece of someone’s food, I only touch what I take. They teach you that in kindergarten at snack time, “Take what you touch!” The fact that Hamber was too lazy to check the footage first before coming up with a bullshit excuse is what makes it so funny. She could’ve just not answered the question lol.

Again, none of this matters because Big Al doesn't share food, even if the fork was clean as a whistle. We both agree that she had no intention of sharing. The dirty fork is just the first excuse she could come up with. Amber is certainly a big fat lying liar about why she wasn't sharing and at the same time the reason she gave isn't wrong in isolation which is what I was responding to. We can understand that she didn't actually care if the fork was dirty while also understanding that it is weird to take food from someone else with dirty fork when you can easily get a clean one. There is really no benefit in conversations that boil down to "if amber says it we must disagree with her."

 

[Cock wombler]

Someone ask her if she got pig mad at necks for eating her coco pops because of germs too.

 

[TC-P]

she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.

I adore this sentence. I am stealing it and making it my own. Thank you for the giggle.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Why are we even thinking about how Rafe actually wanted a bite of her food? She knew Amber was filming and just wanted to fuck with her. I highly doubt Rafe was truly trying to take some of Amber's food with her fork and just wanted to get her reaction. Come on now...

Rafe also ordered the orange chicken so she didn't even need to try it. She was absolutely fucking with Amber.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.

She called those mass-produced photo prints "paintings".

 

[Tramadol nights]

why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?

Because they were aesthetically pleasing to her

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I believe that the kitchen tools are from the "Pioneer Woman" collection at Walmart.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

I believe that the kitchen tools are from the "Pioneer Woman" collection at Walmart.

Btw, who the F is ‘pioneer woman’? I’m really tired of lazily inserted ‘strong female role’ characters cause a corporate think tank coffee chat thought ‘hey, the kids want girls doing things’. That’ll get em to buy.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Btw, who the F is ‘pioneer woman’? I’m really tired of lazily inserted ‘strong female role’ characters cause a corporate think tank coffee chat thought ‘hey, the kids want girls doing things’. That’ll get em to buy.

The Pioneer Woman is an American chef living on a farm in the middle of the U.S. and having a show on the Food Network. She is no Nigella. She sells ghastly plates, utensils and kitchen equipment at Walmart. Amber bought everything from her for her kitchen.

 

[TC-P]

The Pioneer Woman is an American chef

Please tell me you are using the term chef loosely? As in she is NOT a chef. She dumps processed shit together and calls it a meal. Why she has a show I have no idea but everything she does is stolen from Pinterest. And christ on a cracker she has no taste in product creation and fashion.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Please tell me you are using the term chef loosely? As in she is NOT a chef. She dumps processed shit together and calls it a meal. Why she has a show I have no idea but everything she does is stolen from Pinterest. And christ on a cracker she has no taste in product creation and fashion.

You are quite right that I use the term "chef" loosely. It seems that the Food Network calls anyone who can boil water "chef". Cook might be more appropriate.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

why this bitch have so many utensils?? are they physically incapable of washing the dishes?

She's a true chef. She's like Jacques Pepin, he has a lot of kitchen tools, too!

I mean sure, those were collected over a 7 decade professional chef and celebrity chef career, but ALR and Pepin are basically the same.

(Also, big ups to Jacques Pepin who's been consistently making cooking videos through out lockdown, even after the death of his wife. I love this man.)

Of course her concept of home decor is to buy things that have the names of places and things printed on them in that tired ass wine mom font. “Utensils”. I bet she has a mass produced Hobby Lobby sign on the wall in every room stating what room it’s in: kitchen, the word “eat” for the dining room, something stupid like “scrub” for the bathroom etc. It’s absolutely the bottom of the barrel of interior design and everyone who’s into it is as tasteless and boring as Amber. “Farmhouse” decor has GOT to go. It should have been left in 2020 where it belongs.

Anyone remember when she bought “art” at Home Goods? Or those pictures she made Becky hang oh-so perfectly even though they’re stupid looking no matter how they’re placed lol I’ve never seen someone this boring. No hobbies, no taste, no sense of style, no personality, no palette, no clue about music, she reads books about the same thing over and over.... she’s like a casserole at a white people potluck. Flavorless.

God, I forgot about that. I wonder how mad she gets whenever she sees Becky's crayon tracings hung up too. They ruin her look! (Y'know, the look made specifically to make a Pinterest thumbnail easily identifiable but she thinks it's the pinnacle of interior decorating)

 

[Pluckered]

Pioneer Woman is Ree Drummond, a popular blogger (back when blogging was The Thing and YouTube was still but a baby in the social media universe) who was often a target of derision in the blogging gossip community. At one point someone started a blog where they satirized her vapid posts and lifestyle with recreations of her photos with dolls as stand-ins for the cast of characters and rewrites of her stories. It was pretty entertaining stuff. She turned her popularity online into book and television deals, and now ugly ass Wal-Mart merch.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Btw, who the F is ‘pioneer woman’? I’m really tired of lazily inserted ‘strong female role’ characters cause a corporate think tank coffee chat thought ‘hey, the kids want girls doing things’. That’ll get em to buy.

Hoo boy.

"The Pioneer Woman" is Ree Drummond. Back in the day, she ran a popular blog where she could for her studly man and their offspring and post the recipes for said food. She was among that first group who realized that if you took a zillions pictures of the food, you could insert them in between paragraphs of your folksy story about what was happening on your cattle ranch, and force people to scroll through all of that (and the ads you placed all over the site) to get to the actual recipe, which was nothing particularly special.

Because of her adulation of her man, and her constant refrains of just how heavenly it was living on and running a working cattle ranch, people (and by people, I mean middle aged white women with some overly romanticized ideas about ranch life and cowboys) asked her to tell them how she met her husband. Being the savvy marketer that she is, she did - in a serialized version on the blog, of course. Eventually, those were collected into a book and published as "Black Heels to Tractor Wheels". She made it sound like she and her husband were just good ol' folk who fell in love and built a dream. In reality, she is the daughter of a doctor, she grew up on a golf course in the upper middle class, and her husband is part of a dynasty, worth himself (at that time) a couple hundred million dollars.

Edit: Oh yeah, on her blog, she always referred to her husband Ladd as "The Marlboro Man" - you know, a rugged cowboy, out rustling dogies. She also called him that in the book.

Then FoodTV, looking for their next Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee signed her, and she's been polluting the airwaves since.

I don't know how long the farms have been around, but if they'd been around at that time, she would have been a terrific inclusion.

That's who she is.

The Pioneer Woman is an American chef living on a farm in the middle of the U.S. and having a show on the Food Network. She is no Nigella. She sells ghastly plates, utensils and kitchen equipment at Walmart. Amber bought everything from her for her kitchen.

Her "ranch style" stuff is hideous and plays into every single stereotype people have about ranches.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Bookish]

I always found it curious that Amber used the excuse that her reaction was because they were supposed to be dieting and not eating that type of cereal. If Becky reacted that way to Amber falling off the wagon and eating something inappropriate, she'd accuse her of being insensitive to her food struggles and lacking compassion. So, if Amber is supposed to be dieting, and Becky reads her the riot act when she eats outside of those restrictions, that's cool? Her (obvious lie) excuse about what was actually happening seems just as bad as what actually did happen, her losing her #@)(*# over her cereal being eaten. Becky got super fat with Amber, but obviously struggled with weight before they even met, her story of her reacting that way because Becky slipped up seems somewhat cruel and hypocritical.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Don't know about you but I am not letting anyone put their used fork near my plate, not gonna risk someone picking around all your food for a piece they want to try. People are inconsiderate and stupid a lot of the time, lots of uneducated people don't understand not to root around your meal with their dirty fork. This doesn't excuse Amberlynn because she easily could have asked for another fork to give a piece to Rafe if she actually wanted to share. She is fat and wanted all the food to her fat self but also it's dumb to try to take something off of someone's plate with a used fork. Rafe is too stupid to ask for a piece with a clean fork but that's irrelevant because Amberlynn had no intention of sharing anyway, even if there was a clean fork.

Agreed for most normal lifestyles, but these are a bunch of fat unclean bitches with roaches falling out of their hair and stank panties who will eat fast food from kitchens littered in rat feces three meals a day.
So unsurprisingly she’s full of shit.

 

[and I must scream]

She is so boooring. I can't watch her even through reaction channels anymore. They are also boring as fuck because the content they react to is so bloody fucking boring. I just can't. Not another "I just need to count calories" video. Not another Torrid haul with mediocre dresses used as shirts, or Walmark haul showing riveting items like the toothpaste she just purchased. Please, no more, Amber, no more. Don't you ever read? Don't you watch TV, or Netflix, or some YouTube's videos? Talk about that. Talk about something with substance. Do something that isn't so numbingly inane and boring. Something that requires the littlest bit of brain activity. Give us something, anything. We are dying here, and so is your channel.