Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537
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Is this the secret of her shelf ass
 
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?

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If I had art skills like that, I'd lie and pretend they were made by my autistic nephew just to save face.
 
At first I thought the cat was resting on a comfy red pillow but it appears that this is in fact the cat's belly. Taking a closer look, the cat's body seems rather bloated, in particular the front legs that seem to swell so much it gives Amber and Becky's pythons a run for it's money.
I think it is on a pillow. At first glance, I thought those... things surrounding the cat were stylized Keith Haring type figures futilely pushing back against the capitalist feline oppressor.
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But no. It's the fringe on a patriotic pillow. I think?
 
My one curiosity would be if ALR would fatten a child up like her or basically starve them due to her severe food aggression.
If Amberlynn ever has a child, she would end up being exactly like her parents: neglecting and emotionally scarring her children. She wouldn’t do drugs but her food addiction would probably make her kids have a eating disorder that will make them binge (just like her) or struggle with eating problems so that they would avoid becoming morbidly obese.
My question is, how long will it really last?
Amberlynn isn’t popular in the sense of James Charles or Trisha Paytas. She’s not well known as a “popular YouTuber”. The only way Amberlynn will get demonetized or have her name thrown in the big spotlight is if she makes an appearance somewhere (whether big YouTubers talk about her or she is talked about/appears on Tv, that’s just my guess I sound dumb lol). Amberlynn has done many things a big popular YouTuber would’ve gotten demonetized instantly. (Ex. Casey situation, animal abuse, and GoFundMe) This is just my theory ofc.
 
Calling it right now - NO WAY IN HELL WILL BIG AL ATTEND DENSITY'S WEDDING.
1, she will not want to be where she can't be the centre of attention
2, she won't want to be caught off-guard with pictures and videos that she's not in control of
3, she will be heart-broken, but won't want to show it
4, she doesn't leave the apartment, so will be nervous about going out
5, she can't sit straight-on in a car anymore
6, she can't travel in a car for very long
7, she can't hardly walk; only a few steps
8, she can't hardly stand; only a few seconds
9, she can't fit in a normal sized chair or seat
10, she can't sit in a chair or seat for very long
The only chance she will be able to go is if they put a mattress on the floor, near a wall,with lots of pillows to prop her up - and no way would Destiny or Dana go along with that on THEIR day. This will be Pride all over again. All the build-up, then backing out at the last minute for a bullshit reason.
Thin people don't go to weddings too, guys!
 
Calling it right now - NO WAY IN HELL WILL BIG AL ATTEND DENSITY'S WEDDING.
1, she will not want to be where she can't be the centre of attention
2, she won't want to be caught off-guard with pictures and videos that she's not in control of
3, she will be heart-broken, but won't want to show it
4, she doesn't leave the apartment, so will be nervous about going out
5, she can't sit straight-on in a car anymore
6, she can't travel in a car for very long
7, she can't hardly walk; only a few steps
8, she can't hardly stand; only a few seconds
9, she can't fit in a normal sized chair or seat
10, she can't sit in a chair or seat for very long
The only chance she will be able to go is if they put a mattress on the floor, near a wall,with lots of pillows to prop her up - and no way would Destiny or Dana go along with that on THEIR day. This will be Pride all over again. All the build-up, then backing out at the last minute for a bullshit reason.
Thin people don't go to weddings too, guys!

Surely one of Becky's or Density's family members have a pick up truck or ute they could stuff her in. She could sit with the dogs.
Would damage the suspension though.
 
Nah, she’ll ‘go.’ But conveniently there will be no pictures, and she’ll sing-song that she took none because it was their day and deserved to be kept private or some shit.
I think that you might be right only if there were very few people at the wedding. Dana, Destiny, Amber and Becky, and Eric and Richie. Then, she might be able to pay off everyone to make sure she is not in any pictures or videos. However, if there are a lot more people, she won't be able to do it, and I am sure that people will take pictures of her and film her. Those pictures and videos will end up on Facebook or somewhere else. This is why in the end, she will not go to the wedding and will have a reason why she can't. On the other hand, she might be so deluded to think that she is gorgeous and will look good in any picture. With Amber, you never know.
 
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