Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

She hopped back on IG to answer some sickening shelf-ass kissing and she will apparently talk about what happened on her Livestream tomorrow if she 'keeps on being okay'. Never change, Hamber, never change.

Reading that self congratulatory ass-patting makes me legit laugh my ass off.

wow, Amber. You're so strong and so inspirational! Nevermind you continue to blame your audience for your shitty attitude! Nevermind you can't stick to a diet for more than week at best, or that you got crotch rot cancer from your bad life choices. Truly, you are a beacon of light shining in the dark, a saint amongst the unwashed masses! Ah, if only all your haters could see the error of their ways and endeavor to be more like you!

 

[ADHD]

If the hospital stay is really for Becky and not her and she still asked for positive thoughts for herself that would be so fittingly narcissistic of her

Well, she didn't deny that she was the one having the health issue, anyway.

 

[Poop Bun]

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I don’t even think she’s at a hospital in this pic, that could be any room.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Well, she didn't deny that she was the one having the health issue, anyway.

At first I thought that she was talking of her follow-up appointment for her surgery. Now, I am not sure what it is. It can’t be that serious if she needs to wait till tonight live show to tell us what it is. Obviously, she is using the ER for her primary care.

 

[peach tea]

Obviously, she is using the ER for her primary care.

Again

 

[PiggyPie]

For anyone wondering why this cunt is in the ER:

Spoiler

FAT

 

[HoldHunna]

Gotta love how we haven't seen Amber outside her apartment in many many months. Her first footage leaving the dark musty cave since 2019, and it's at the hospital. It's almost too pathetic!

 

[Mollywhoppin]

Gotta love how we haven't seen Amber outside her apartment in many many months. Her first footage leaving the dark musty cave since 2019, and it's at the hospital. It's almost too pathetic!

I assume you're being sarcastic about the year?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She hopped back on IG to answer some sickening shelf-ass kissing and she will apparently talk about what happened on her Livestream tomorrow if she 'keeps on being okay'. Never change, Hamber, never change.
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The first three are her, making shit up to answer, and the first one (upper left) is word for word the same question that has been "asked" before. We see you, Big Al, but that's never stopped you from your lying ways. The last on (lower right): that's the excuse she's going to use to axe lives.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Meh, she's just there for a professional degreasing...

My guess is her standard post hysterectomy oncology followup. Three monthly for two years and six monthly for the following three years. No biggie for most (although people do tend to stress over these awaiting results), but for virgin ALR I'm sure the internal exam is very anxiety inducing. No well wishes from me, but I guarantee another weight lecture for her regardless of what reason she's there, because she's achieved nothing but weightgain since her surgery and her excuses aren't going to wash with actual medically trained professionals.

 

[foodbaby]

Can someone with more Depop experience explain how she was even able to sell an item twice? Don't the listings get marked as "sold" once purchased? How do you even fuck that up?

On Depop, the seller can go to the listing and manually mark the item as "sold". Amber likely didn't do that. Typically before making a sell, it's normal on Depop for the buyer and seller to negotiate via DM. While it isn't wise to immediately hit purchase before messaging the seller, Amber still should have marked the item.

 

[dfranki723]

Why does being ''ill'' or visiting the hospital mean people have to feel sudden sympathy for a pair of useless sacks of shit with horrific personalities?

I can't go and kick an old man in the face, visit the ER and expect people to be nice to me BECAUSE I'm in the ER. I'd still be the dickhead that kicked an old man in the face.
This is like when her Haydurz suddenly started being nice when she told everyone about her cancer, it's flakey and disingenuous. She's a fuck, no-one cares if she's ill.

 

[mysterymoment]

She’s talking about the hospital trip on live now. Said the word “flanks” too many times for my liking. She’s got kidney stones (4mm), our gal continuing to collect the grossest issues possible. That’s all I could handle.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She’s talking about the hospital trip on live now. Said the word “flanks” too many times for my liking. She’s got kidney stones (4mm), our gal continuing to collect the grossest issues possible. That’s all I could handle.

Who would have thought she'd have a diagnosis not only associated with obesity, but also high sodium diet....wonders will never cease. I assume she's denying the correlation because skinny people get kidney stones to.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

you guys are pathetic. imagine being so obsessed with someone you don't wish her well at the hospital.

You might appreciate this site that celebrates Amber's life in a more positive light:

www.cockgarglingcumsluts.com

 

[Sargon of ACAB]

Becky has been slacking off. Can't hose her down in the backyard anymore. Good luck stuffing The Shelf™ in to that little shower in the apartment.

I wonder if her fat would go all bonsai-kitty and just remain the shape of the shower interior (complete with a permanent indentation where the faucet had been - an ideal cubby for stashing some later-Funyuns, no?).

 

[Turd Fergusson]

No well wishes from me, but I guarantee another weight lecture for her regardless of what reason she's there, because she's achieved nothing but weightgain since her surgery and her excuses aren't going to wash with actual medically trained professionals.

Nothing will change for Amber till she accepts that most if not all her health problems come from her massive weight. Even now, after being told numerous times that she has sleep apnea by medical professionals, she still claims that she does not. It is one thing to argue this on social media, it is another with doctors and other professionals that have seen similar individuals. For them, this delusion is why she is constantly refused bariatric surgery. Along with her non-compliance with pharmacological recommendations, she is probably been labelled a recalcitrant patient.

 

[mothmans]

CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT





To be fair, it is one of the most believable things ever for her to have kidney stones because look at her, but she brings all this upon herself. She's lied and cried wolf so many times before. What does she expect?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

What does she expect?

I'll take Attention and Asspats for $500, Becky. I mean, Alex.

 

[Scrumption]

Maybe these dainty kidney stones are a blessing in disguise. They are on the smaller end of the scale, so it could have been a lot worse. Now everyone will give her shelf pats instead of Thumby because her kidneys have a more immediate medical problem. I hope she enjoys that thought while the pain moves around from her flanks to her haunches. Renal things is scary