Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pot of sneed]

I hope we get a good mookbang or better yet, a drinking session like when Dusty broke up with Hammy on Valentine's Day. Drunklynn is best lynn.

 

[Pinga]

Planar charms. Basically little, flat, plastic trinkets with designs on them that can be used for a variety of crafting purposes. Just more junk that serves no real purpose that Amber couldn't resist hoarding.

So they're stickers that do not stick?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She's been selling her hoard of trash. Just thought I should throw up a selection of screenshots:

My take on her selling all her rubbish.

1. She might not be broke, but she is financially hurting. Last year, when she moved to Lexington, she either gave her stuff away or put them in the rubbish bin. Not this time.

2. She has spent an extraordinary amount of money buying absolute garbage. We know that she was not a financial genius, but even with a reduced income, she was reckless with her money.

3. Amber does nothing swiftly, but not this time, she is scrambling. She will move very soon, and not in a few months.

4. Why did she not sell the graphic novels? If she does not, they were for Becky.

5. She is selling rubbing for a few dollars while still buy most of her meals from restaurants. Pennywise, pound foolish, I guess.

 

[inquizadoor]

Okay this jsut really drives home what a moron she is. There are tons of videos of people unboxing their mini brands and stuff. Its even popular on tiktok, she could've been doing videos of her opening all this plastic shit and people would watch it. Easy content, but noooo better have boring sit down talking videos instead. What a dumbass.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber selling stuff gets people talking about her. She loves that.

 

[Angel Dust]

found a quote on reddit, and prob the best out-of-context explanation: "but I’ve seen lots of people make similar pieces from shrinkydink plastic then doming them with resin."
So, they're hard resin stickers, without the sticking. Sounds useless to me lol.

Usually people get them to make crafts with. Like hair bows, earrings, pop sockets, etc. I've never heard of someone just hoarding a giant box of them for no particular reason. Also you can order like 100 of them for $6 on Amazon...

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Okay this jsut really drives home what a moron she is. There are tons of videos of people unboxing their mini brands and stuff. Its even popular on tiktok, she could've been doing videos of her opening all this plastic shit and people would watch it. Easy content, but noooo better have boring sit down talking videos instead. What a dumbass.

This 100%. Even with the mukbangs she's been a lazy piece of shit and has missed a ton (lol) of opportunity. There are mukbangers pulling millions of views who have a green screen set up, carefully display all of the food, have planned talking points and, shocker, aren't pushing 600lbs.

Instead of making any effort like that, Amber just reheats leftover spaghetti from Cheesecake Factory on a paper plate.

 

[Owlflaps]

She's been selling her hoard of trash. Just thought I should throw up a selection of screenshots:

Spoiler: She's broke as shit.

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That is some tacky, ugly garbage. All that money, wasted. Girl kept complaining how she couldn't buy a designer bag and yet she settled on this.

It makes me wonder, did she buy this shit before she moved out of the Fag Shanty or did she amass all of this while the coof was in full swing?

 

[KiwiForever]

I wonder if it's worth buying any of the blank journals she has. At least they'd be put to use.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

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My guess it could be she received many complaints about the crazy price $60 for a batch of duplicate toys. These toys are like gacha capsule toys so Amber basically removed the "fun surprise" part of it. Not even a collector would spend that much without a proper list of items the bag contains.

 

[Cock wombler]

That puple dress is on torrid website now for $27. She is crazy if she thinks she will get $80 for it.

Proof because you know she'll deny it and they're out of stock of all sizes so it may get removed from the site.

Special Occasion Lilac Purple Iridescent Satin Skater Dress

This softly-hued iridescent satin dress is the perfect stand-out choice for your next special occasion! Satin knit fabric V-neck Sleeveless; adjustable straps Front pockets Concealed back zipper Above-the-knee skater dress CONTENT + CARE Polyester Dry clean only...

www.torrid.com

 

[Old Toad]

What gets me is that she thinks THIS crap is the type of stuff people/fans want to buy from her. Not autographs, not purses, not books, unopened stationery supplies, good god even her earrings would be better. How is she not struggling financially when most people would see this stuff as garbage and just throw it out and take the loss?

I cannot wait to see what more random shit she spent money on. I hope we get a shot of the hoard room with all these boxes that Becky's mentioned before. I can't blame Becky for immediately seeming happier and more positive now that she's out of this relationship. We're only beginning to see the iceberg of stuff Amber has been hiding for years.

 

[marjoram]

What gets me is that she thinks THIS crap is the type of stuff people/fans want to buy from her. Not autographs, not purses, not books, unopened stationery supplies, good god even her earrings would be better. How is she not struggling financially when most people would see this stuff as garbage and just throw it out and take the loss?

I cannot wait to see what more random shit she spent money on. I hope we get a shot of the hoard room with all these boxes that Becky's mentioned before. I can't blame Becky for immediately seeming happier and more positive now that she's out of this relationship. We're only beginning to see the iceberg of stuff Amber has been hiding for years.

Autographs?
Dear god.

 

[Old Toad]

Autographs?
Dear god.

You and I both know autographs and signed photos would sell like hotcakes just for the troll factor alone. I think it would be hilarious to see her pick a headshot of herself or start to make merch. Imagine getting a crinkled up photo of Amber, autographed of course, and a wrinkled unfolded tshirt because we all know she can't package things properly.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

People are drastically underestimating 1) how many retards there are in the world 2) how many of them will throw money at Amber both ironically and unironically to own a piece of her trash. They literally went insane at the chance to buy used earrings at full price because ::retarded::

 

[ToroidalBoat]

fun pointless fact:

If 550 pounds of matter were compressed into a singularity (the 0-dimensional center of a black hole), the event horizon (the black sphere) would be much smaller than an atom, and then the tiny 550 lb black hole would evaporate in an instant, releasing the mass energy of 550 lbs in an explosion that dwarfs a nuke.

 

[pot of sneed]

What I want to know is how Amberlynn thinks her clothes can go for that much? There aren't many people in her weight range, 600lb is fucking huge and for the average person, it would be like wearing a circus tent. I guess she's counting on rabid fans and haydurs to buy her shit, as if there's anything to be proud of owning an overpriced trinket that once adorned an unwashed smelly behemoth.

 

[LonesomeDud]

What I want to know is how Amberlynn thinks her clothes can go for that much? There aren't many people in her weight range, 600lb is fucking huge and for the average person, it would be like wearing a circus tent. I guess she's counting on rabid fans and haydurs to buy her shit, as if there's anything to be proud of owning an overpriced trinket that once adorned an unwashed smelly behemoth.

Haydurs are pretty dumb. Wouldn't be shocked if some of these 500 lbers bought a 600 lber's dress just so they could show how loose it is to flex on her.

 

[SarsCUTE69]

It is justin me or Amberlynn seems not so friendly about destiny: she saided bad things about her , admitted she cheated, said dusty tried to visit Amber but she didn't wanted cuz she is "busy"
I think the fallout is because she finally admitted to herself she got of cheated.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

What I want to know is how Amberlynn thinks her clothes can go for that much? There aren't many people in her weight range, 600lb is fucking huge and for the average person, it would be like wearing a circus tent. I guess she's counting on rabid fans and haydurs to buy her shit, as if there's anything to be proud of owning an overpriced trinket that once adorned an unwashed smelly behemoth.

A Torrid size 26 must be a 38 in our galaxy, because nowhere in this universe is Amberlynn a 26 anything.