Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[#1DeathFat]

Hammy continues to revere Norma’s memory with juvenile and unsettling snap selfies. Shoutout to @KiwiKunt!! for the reminder
I’m sure Becky is feeling so supported right now!

 

[Xenomorph]

Hilarious she is going out NOW, just like the cunt she is only wen faced with someone having enough of her sloth will she try to change.. I mean "change", it's not perma change ofc.
Same with Dusty, she was becoming an even bigger pig looking like hammered shit then all of a sudden Dusty gives her the brush and then shes showering and doing her nails and makeup it's pathetic grade school shit.
Loveen the delusional edited selfies, gorl.
Keep on livin in the viewfinder and not in reality.

Also the bg of one of the selfies earlier in the backseat is a WHEELCHAIR THATS FOLDED UP
ETA: Post with the wheelchair pointed out.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Hilarious she is going out NOW, just like the cunt she is only wen faced with someone having enough of her sloth will she try to change.. I mean "change", it's not perma change ofc.
Same with Dusty, she was becoming an even bigger pig looking like hammered shit then all of a sudden Dusty gives her the brush and then shes showering and doing her nails and makeup it's pathetic grade school shit.
Loveen the delusional edited selfies, gorl.
Keep on livin in the viewfinder and not in reality.

Also the bg of one of the selfies earlier in the backseat is a WHEELCHAIR THATS FOLDED UP
ETA: Post with the wheelchair pointed out.

They see me rolynn. They haydynn.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

What I ordered

What showed up

Buyer beware, next gorlfreynd.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

What I ordered
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What showed up
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Buyer beware, next gorlfreynd.

Also, imagine if someone was able to shop your arm into the back of a meat van and it almost look legit;

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

what is that in the backseat? looks strage, like a walker maybe?

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Looks more like one of those foldable outdoor chairs.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Looks more like one of those foldable outdoor chairs.
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These connect together using the plastic slots and the rivets at the joints and are made from quite thin tubes.

If you look at the item behind Amber, it's made from bigger aluminium tubes which are welded together. A quick search for "foldable wheelchair grey canvas" shows these items are often (but not always) welded and the cheap ones use bare aluminium tubes.

I'm definitely going wheelchair over walker too, the construction of walkers is mostly movable on at least one axis, fixed or welded connections go against their purpose.

It's not definitive, but I could see a possibility that we are looking at this section which would be welded. The canvas bit on her item does look bigger though and I can't see the other leg which I would expect to be next to it.

 

[Clamchowder]

If that is a wheelchair it defiantly wouldn’t hold hamlynn

 

[mekalekahi]

Hammy continues to revere Norma’s memory with juvenile and unsettling snap selfies. Shoutout to @KiwiKunt!! for the reminder
I’m sure Becky is feeling so supported right now!

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I feel like amber drank that 1 whiteclaw and was screeching how drunk she was and acting like she was blacking out. It would take a 6 pack of those to even put a dent in being buzzed.

Ps.its like beating a dead horse but these poses and filters scream I'm 16

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Looks more like one of those foldable outdoor chairs.
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I’m doubting it’s one of these chairs, her weight alone would bend the legs of the chair. And the seat is really only held together with metal washers and nylon or canvas which even for the average sized person has a tendency to rip and fray on the cheaper models.
Her mass alone wouldn’t allow her to even use one of these chairs. She simply can not physically fit into one.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hammy continues to revere Norma’s memory with juvenile and unsettling snap selfies. Shoutout to @KiwiKunt!! for the reminder
I’m sure Becky is feeling so supported right now!

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Look at that single lock of hair in her face, as if she has been out cruising in convertible or slipping amongst the waves on a sailboat and has just settled down for something refreshing to drink. I'm sure it's totally natural and not at all staged.

Also, whoever designed that filter needs a giant bonus. It's working its ass off to compensate for this lardass.

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No one loves themselves quite like a narc.

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So edgy! So original! So 15!

I really want this wifey arc (a new era?) to be interesting, but this is the Amberverse. Even cancer was yawn-inducing.

It's difficult to make a cancer arc interesting when there's no actual cancer.

 

[peach tea]

It's difficult to make a cancer arc interesting when there's no actual cancer.

Thank you.

I’m still dying on the hill if she heard she had precancerous cells and ran with it. She’s too stupid to understand medical terminology but smart enough to know that cancer makes money.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I’m still dying on the hill if she heard she had precancerous cells and ran with it. She’s too stupid to understand medical terminology but smart enough to know that cancer makes money

If she's too stupid to understand medical terminology (and she is) then it necessarily follows that she's too stupid to invent a grade for her cancer, and she did in fact read out the assessment.

Amber is an actual sped who spent her her entire life in sped classes. She's absolutely not smart enough to have pulled that off.

 

[Wonky Eye]

One thing that exasperates me besides the fact that she thinks she's hot shit is how she emulates that "sad pouting girl a e s t h e t i c" by trying to have lips. Her insecurities are painfully showing.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Yeah, it's pretty mind-boggling that people will call Amber stupid and lazy (both of which she legitimately is), and then will turn around and accuse her of coming up with some evil scheme (which would presumably require research) to trick people into thinking she has cancer.

She's a fat fuck who got a specific type of cancer that is so commonplace in fat fucks that getting it is practically an expected life cycle event for them. Why is that so hard to believe?

 

[Xenomorph]

If that is a wheelchair it defiantly wouldn’t hold hamlynn

Neither did the scootypuff didnt stop her

 

[Murderous Anas]

If that is a wheelchair it defiantly wouldn’t hold hamlynn

Some bariatric wheelchairs have weight capacities of up to 700 pounds (and sometimes even more, if I'm remembering correctly). She could definitely fit in one, but I'm not quite sure if one would be able to fit in the back seat of a car instead of the trunk.

 

[dfranki723]

I have no solid opinion on her cancer but ALR very obviously googles illnesses and disease, she may be a stupid cunt but it's not crazy to think she looked something up and decided to parrot what she found.

Attention seeker have done this and worse. I don't think you have to be smart to pull that bullshit.
Again, I don't give a shit whether it was as she claimed, I can understand why people are still skeptical.

 

[Retarded Potato]

I feel like amber drank that 1 whiteclaw and was screeching how drunk she was and acting like she was blacking out. It would take a 6 pack of those to even put a dent in being buzzed.

Being drunk is cute and quirky. Only the daintiest fairygirls can get hammered after drinking one (1) single can of a slightly alcoholic sugar-based drink, and she is obviously the daintiest of them all.

 

[TC-P]

I will be honest I do not understand the use of filters. Everyone can see pictures/videos of how she truly looks so why manipulate people's perception. If looking for a future mate butler when they meet in real life they will see her in cinemascope so to speak.