Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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What’s Frances’ Instagram?
@theyggdrasil

I got this info from the ALR subreddit. Redditors are questioning if this person is a bot or a troll. Another thing being speculated is that ALR mentioned she's talking to two different women, so this may not be the infamous Wipey, and just another person she's in contact with.

EDIT: Looks like she just posted saying she's not connected to Amber.
 
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That's why she so adamantly denies therapy. I feel like ALR knows it requires reflection and taking some responsibility- something she is incapable of at this point.
I flip flop sometimes in-between her being self aware or not. It's becoming apparent to me though that she's just really that dumb. She's a horse that does that cribbing thing till it dies. The only reason she's alive is because she has girlfriends around her to act as tard wranglers. I think she watched YouTube in her late teens early twenties and all the smoke and mirrors of influencers really got to her and she believes all of it. I don't think she's smart enough to have any higher cognitive thought, not to mention being fat makes you more stupid.
Her avoiding things like therapy or anything remotely difficult makes me wonder if it's just the battle of her tard brain struggling to make sense of basic things, then because it's too hard for her to grasp, she gets angry and won't admit she doesn't understand or needs help understanding so she like disassociates- or something like age regression, back to her tween state because that's simple for her and doesn't trigger the tard rage from not grasping different concepts. I think the intelligence stops at being capable of narcissism. Other than that she's just the older version of that retarded kid in kindergarten who forces the square peg in the round hole, yells and screams out of frustration and then shits their pants.

Sorry for the run on sentences, I needed the cardio.
 
Ok who photoshopped her a fecking thigh gap tho?
impossible without her doing the splits.
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She's saying in her latest live stream that she's losing weight but I just don't believe anything she says anymore. I wonder if another reason why she prefers the streams over vlogs is because it's easier not to show her full body.

There’s no way she’s losing weight. She’s a narc to the core and if she was doing anything that could allow her to stick it to her audience, she would be vlogging it in detail. Even if it’s just 20lb as she said in her Live. That’s more than she’s lost in a long time. We also never heard the end of that 84lb she supposedly lost that one time, or whatever it was. She mentioned it constantly for awhile there. I can’t see her losing 20lb and only briefly mentioning it in passing and not showing how she did it for ass pats.
 
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@theyggdrasil

I got this info from the ALR subreddit. Redditors are questioning if this person is a bot or a troll. Another thing being speculated is that ALR mentioned she's talking to two different women, so this may not be the infamous Wipey, and just another person she's in contact with.

EDIT: Looks like she just posted saying she's not connected to Amber.
Ofcourse no troll is going to admit to be courting the BEAST of BEASTS, some stuff intrigued me nonetheless.
The dreadlocks reference, NY(now deleted) and the devil picture Hambo published one as well.
The fact that girl is still studying and thinking of dropping school (college)?
Perfect bait for Hambo's, well known, predatory behaviour, obviously she's younger than 25.
One can wonder 🤔
 
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I honestly don't think she has lymphadema. Her body simply cannot hold the amount of fat she's putting in and the fat is depositing wherever it can. It's like when obese people say "it's water weight" when they gain weight.
Except lymphedema is extremely common at her weight, and her right layyg is noticeably larger than her left. Its not a stretch to imagine conditions like "muh lymphedema" or "muh cellulitis" or other FAT related problems
 
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Gorl, you sure? If anything, her girlfriends, especially Becky, are the ones who enabled her to become a behemoth.
No I genuinely don't think so. Not directly, amber wants that.
Being basically the smartest girl in special Ed she's just King of the retards and happens to have a huge need for attention. With her many faces she's bound to find someone who can give her the love and attention she needs to heal her childhood trauma. The need for attachments and the reassurance that everything she does is ok and that she is enough. The only reason she has a girlfriend or friends is for that. Amber needs puppets to allow herself to build a world that she's happy in and regress to if life gets too hard or complex. Some of the criteria for being around her is just that -allowing her to get what she wants to be constantly happy- I kinda look at her like a kid playing "house" with dolls but the dolls are people and everyone involved is at least a little bit retarded.
 
I must have read that at some point - when I found the farms, I read this entire thread and decided to stay (hello, fellow assholes!). But I'm wondering now, on rereading this tripe, if perhaps our gorl is psychic.


I looked over at my mom and she had a tear run down her cheek but I could tell she was happy. There was a difference in her now than her tears she shed earlier. She looked hopeful now. Her golden hair was flowing in the wind and she looked better than she had in months as the sun hit her cheeks. I looked around and saw nothing but estrogen. It didn't bother me, since I was a lesbian after all. I just hadn't been interested in anyone since Rose, who had left me 7 months ago because she realized she actually wasn't into girls after all. We were together for almost 4 years. She is the reason I came out to my parents and look where that got me. I had been with a few girls before her but something was different about her and she was the only girl that I would have done absolutely anything for. She broke me and shows absolutely no remorse for it.

Or maybe it's just that 3-4 years is enough time for someone to put up with the behemoth, and she subconsciously knows that in some way. Yeah, probably that.
Her relationship with Krystle was almost 4 years, then krystle broke up with her saying that she hadn't been in love with amber since the first year. Maybe it was inspired by that? I think she was also with Cassie (sp?) for 3-4 years. We already know becky wanted to break up with amber during her foggy christmas '19, and amber refused. I'm assuming that's how most of her relationships go. She traps people with guilt or money, and they spend the better part of 3 years trying to get out of the relationship and make the breakup stick.
 
No I genuinely don't think so. Not directly, amber wants that.
Being basically the smartest girl in special Ed she's just King of the retards and happens to have a huge need for attention. With her many faces she's bound to find someone who can give her the love and attention she needs to heal her childhood trauma. The need for attachments and the reassurance that everything she does is ok and that she is enough. The only reason she has a girlfriend or friends is for that. Amber needs puppets to allow herself to build a world that she's happy in and regress to if life gets too hard or complex. Some of the criteria for being around her is just that -allowing her to get what she wants to be constantly happy- I kinda look at her like a kid playing "house" with dolls but the dolls are people and everyone involved is at least a little bit retarded.
I’ve been thinking along similar lines, but my extra theory is that Amber encourages them to eat themselves into morbid obesity so that she can be ‘the pretty one’ in the group. None of them have made it to breakup in a healthy body (and we can argue unhealthy mentally as well) so it will be interesting to see what any new gf will be like - and how long they stay that way.
 
What’s even crazier is, that picture is from the Shanty. So it’s, at a bare minimum, over a year old. Can’t remember which vlogmas this was and don’t care lol. She’s still fat.

We all know she’s hit her highest weight ever since moving to Lexington. So that means… she’s bigger than the infamous birthday party pic or the one where she’s sitting on the couch with T. rex arms. She’s just been very careful not to show her body lately. I looked for awhile but that’s honestly one of the more recent pictures I could find with her arms other than her putting her hair up.

Now, all that being said, imagine what worse than the birthday party pic really looks like. Because the first time I saw these screenshots, I was floored. But seeing them again just now to attach them to this post it really doesn’t look that crazy anymore. That’s how badly she’s managed to distort my image of the human body. She has given me dysmorphia for other people’s bodies.


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She has deformed her feet so badly she will never be able to walk normal. Even if she loses weight, I know 😂, she will still walk like a penguin because I don't think those feet will ever point forward again.
 
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