Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Ghoul]

Hey guys, so I did a little bit of detectiveness and think I may have potentially found wifey (if butchiee9 isn't wifey):

She's not 25 like Amber said she was, but I take everything she says with a grain of salt because all she does is lie. She could have very well lied about wifey's age or wifey could have lied to her like she did when she said she didn't know about Amber's youtube channel before messaging her lol. It doesn't seem like she has braids at the moment, but she had them around the time she first started talking to Amberlynn. She's also majoring in computer engineering and wifey said her hobby was building computers. Also, her name is Jade and when wifey superchatted Amberlynn that one time her username was farfromJADEd. She's also fit and has a beautiful smile like Amberlynn said she does. Many colleges are still doing online classes so her visiting Amber shouldn't be an issue for her.

Sure she fits Amber's description. But Amber lies about everything. Really, all of this detective shit is cringe. Wipey does not exist until she's on camera with Big Al. And even then she will be sus as possible grifter or AmberLah. Everybody needs to just sit back and let Hamber keep driving the train into the side of the mountain. It's going to happen and will be funnier if it's all her own doing without speculators and spergs interfering.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Calves first or thighs? The thighs look like they're fit to burst, as of the last time we saw her full body (ineffectually "cleaning" the kitchen island).

It's been so long that for all we know, those substitute ankles of hers might have started to reach the floor.

She must be the only human so far to develop the ability to spread their weight across two extra legs.

 

[Peppermint Petty]

Hey guys, so I did a little bit of detectiveness and think I may have potentially found wifey (if butchiee9 isn't wifey):

She's not 25 like Amber said she was, but I take everything she says with a grain of salt because all she does is lie. She could have very well lied about wifey's age or wifey could have lied to her like she did when she said she didn't know about Amber's youtube channel before messaging her lol. It doesn't seem like she has braids at the moment, but she had them around the time she first started talking to Amberlynn. She's also majoring in computer engineering and wifey said her hobby was building computers. Also, her name is Jade and when wifey superchatted Amberlynn that one time her username was farfromJADEd. She's also fit and has a beautiful smile like Amberlynn said she does. Many colleges are still doing online classes so her visiting Amber shouldn't be an issue for her.

There is NO WAY someone this attractive would go for Amber for any reason. This girl is way too beautiful.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's been so long that for all we know, those substitute ankles of hers might have started to reach the floor.

She must be the only human so far to develop the ability to spread their weight across two extra legs.

Cankles would be interesting. But if she's been dragging them on the floor, they'd be calloused, no? This is probably something more for the nasty thread, but if the bottoms are calloused and they break open near the waterline, so to speak, would she be dragging around empty skin bags down there, or would the fluid continue to move down and constantly drain, making her a real slug leaving a trail?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Cankles would be interesting. But if she's been dragging them on the floor, they'd be calloused, no? This is probably something more for the nasty thread, but if the bottoms are calloused and they break open near the waterline, so to speak, would she be dragging around empty skin bags down there, or would the fluid continue to move down and constantly drain, making her a real slug leaving a trail?

It's grim but it's fair. I guess it's a race between that and the flesh eating bacteria gradually consuming the cankle from bottom to top.

 

[Poop Bun]

Sure she fits Amber's description. But Amber lies about everything. Really, all of this detective shit is cringe. Wipey does not exist until she's on camera with Big Al. And even then she will be sus as possible grifter or AmberLah. Everybody needs to just sit back and let Hamber keep driving the train into the side of the mountain. It's going to happen and will be funnier if it's all her own doing without speculators and spergs interfering.

Finally someone said it.
I thought I was the only one thinking this.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Not everyone with cancer loses weight, rapidly or not.

If for some reason the margins weren't clear, or it had already taken up residence elsewhere in her rather vast amount of real estate, body-wise, the big C could still be there, creeping up on her, without her ever knowing because she refuses to do jack shit related to her weight. But "you're not doctors" she says, and states with authority she is in remission. Who are we to argue. We'll just add cancer to the list of things that could potentially kill her, along with suffocation/apnea, liver disease, a fall, choking, etc.

I know I'm late on the reply but I knew someone who had cancer (started in the colon, eventually was pretty much everywhere) and even though she barely ate, she ballooned up like crazy and was pretty yellow at the end. It was sad and scary to see how misshapen she became.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I know I'm late on the reply but I knew someone who had cancer (started in the colon, eventually was pretty much everywhere) and even though she barely ate, she ballooned up like crazy and was pretty yellow at the end. It was sad and scary to see how misshapen she became.

I have seen a child with cancer balloon up like that, too. I always thought it was a side effect of the treatments. But maybe not.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I have seen a child with cancer balloon up like that, too. I always thought it was a side effect of the treatments. But maybe not.

Its likely a result of the body shutting down and no longer processing the way its meant to. Amber has done in 30 years what cancer and radiation do in months to a couple of years.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I know I'm late on the reply but I knew someone who had cancer (started in the colon, eventually was pretty much everywhere) and even though she barely ate, she ballooned up like crazy and was pretty yellow at the end. It was sad and scary to see how misshapen she became.

I can't find anything written that supports this. If you find anything then feel free to point it out to me.

The closest thing I found was that Ovarian Cancer can cause bloating of the stomach, but the photos are of skinny women where it's very obvious. I doubt we would see this with Amber.

The other closest thing is that cancer treatments can cause Lynnphedema.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I know I'm late on the reply but I knew someone who had cancer (started in the colon, eventually was pretty much everywhere) and even though she barely ate, she ballooned up like crazy and was pretty yellow at the end. It was sad and scary to see how misshapen she became.

That sucks.

I have seen a child with cancer balloon up like that, too. I always thought it was a side effect of the treatments. But maybe not.

There are some people who get puffy during treatment. One person I helped out when they had cancer (head/neck) bloated in the neck and face, as one might expect from radiation and chemo, but overall lost weight due to nutritional issues. As we all know from watching Big Al, the human body can do some weird fucking things.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I believe that she will show up, but not staying.

She is either going to give Amber "I can't come I have had a financial crisis "My pay cheque didn't go through and I won't have any money until next month, can you help me?" -Or she will turn up and is in for the long con.

Shout out to the time Amber laughed at a troon with her hypocrite ass.

She mocked Casey for binding her breasts - she is on video somewhere when she worked as a care assistant telling Destiny and her co-worker about in and laughing -

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

She mocked Casey for binding her breasts - she is on video somewhere when she worked as a care assistant telling Destiny and her co-worker about in and laughing -

Leave it to the gorl to think she truly is in the position to mock someone else

 

[Kitsunehime]

I can't find anything written that supports this. If you find anything then feel free to point it out to me.

The closest thing I found was that Ovarian Cancer can cause bloating of the stomach, but the photos are of skinny women where it's very obvious. I doubt we would see this with Amber.

The other closest thing is that cancer treatments can cause Lynnphedema.

Lynnphedema XD Brilliant
(wanted to post a gif with Balthromaw that says brilliant from Rick and Morty but ...unfortunately it doesn t exist)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Cankles would be interesting. But if she's been dragging them on the floor, they'd be calloused, no? This is probably something more for the nasty thread, but if the bottoms are calloused and they break open near the waterline, so to speak, would she be dragging around empty skin bags down there, or would the fluid continue to move down and constantly drain, making her a real slug leaving a trail?

If her ankles have continued to drop to where they're dragging on the floor, she has even more incentive NOT to walk. The skin is going to be highly stressed before it scrapes on the ground & even wearing socks, (can she find socks she can get on?), you're looking at added. lateral stresses on tissue already pushed beyond all reason. Lymphatic circulation such as it is with her, continues & there's a lot of excess fluid between cells down there. So, I can easily see her constantly weeping fluid.

Once skin under that much pressure is 'broken', have fun getting it to heal. A specialist wound nurse with the help of precise massage therapy MIGHT get the skin to close but keeping it closed? Have fun with that due to the constant outward pressure. She can't raise her legs above her heart; that would make breathing almost impossible & strain her heart even more.

Sorry that was so long - got suckered into some mental "what ifs?" & sperging. Super death fats REALLY add to the complexity of all manner of medical care.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

She mocked Casey for binding her breasts - she is on video somewhere when she worked as a care assistant telling Destiny and her co-worker about in and laughing -

Got the clip where she is mocking 'Cassidy' her alleged (R)ain (A)nd (P)etals (E)avesdrop ( I)n (S)tupid (T)estimony

13th October 2015

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If her ankles have continued to drop to where they're dragging on the floor, she has even more incentive NOT to walk. The skin is going to be highly stressed before it scrapes on the ground & even wearing socks, (can she find socks she can get on?), you're looking at added. lateral stresses on tissue already pushed beyond all reason. Lymphatic circulation such as it is with her, continues & there's a lot of excess fluid between cells down there. So, I can easily see her constantly weeping fluid.

Once skin under that much pressure is 'broken', have fun getting it to heal. A specialist wound nurse with the help of precise massage therapy MIGHT get the skin to close but keeping it closed? Have fun with that due to the constant outward pressure. She can't raise her legs above her heart; that would make breathing almost impossible & strain her heart even more.

Sorry that was so long - got suckered into some mental "what ifs?" & sperging. Super death fats REALLY add to the complexity of all manner of medical care.

It's an interesting medical discussion, really. I can see her just getting used to all this shit that screams at her that her body is breaking down. But the cankle thing is in a category by itself. I kind of see it as her being initially uncomfortable with it the way an athlete like a rower or gymnast were uncomfortable with blisters on their hands, but getting more comfortable as time went on as they developed callouses. If we think her skin is stretched, and her cankles have the extra burden of freefall in gravity and being the lowest point in her body with fluid finding its way there, if she had a split right about the callous level, it could be like he Titianic hitting that iceberg at the waterline. Except instead of taking on water and sinking, she'd be leaking all over the damn place as her lymphatic system found another route. What do you think?

 

[Maliboujie2.0]

Ascites which is caused by a failing liver can cause a lot of fluid built up making one look pregnant. It might even make someone’s weight go up until it is drained.
Recently a man died because all of his organs were failing. His kidneys and liver were failing, and with no where to go he ended up bloated everywhere. In his casket he looked a little like fat bastard.

 

[Dona Morte]

It's an interesting medical discussion, really. I can see her just getting used to all this shit that screams at her that her body is breaking down. But the cankle thing is in a category by itself. I kind of see it as her being initially uncomfortable with it the way an athlete like a rower or gymnast were uncomfortable with blisters on their hands, but getting more comfortable as time went on as they developed callouses. If we think her skin is stretched, and her cankles have the extra burden of freefall in gravity and being the lowest point in her body with fluid finding its way there, if she had a split right about the callous level, it could be like he Titianic hitting that iceberg at the waterline. Except instead of taking on water and sinking, she'd be leaking all over the damn place as her lymphatic system found another route. What do you think?

Her body will never be the same.
The skeleton is only able to handle so much weight.
I see Amber potential ending up like this guy

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her body will never be the same.
The skeleton is only able to handle so much weight.
I see Amber potential ending up like this guy

Dead? Absolutely right.