Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt!!]

@KiwiKunt!! While I agree with your point that no one should be bitter over Amber's apartment, you need to accept that Amber and people who live in the USA are going to compare Amber's apartment to the housing stock available in the USA. It doesn't make much sense to shit on her apartment because you think it's not as nice as what can be found in Europe, because she and many of the people who are bitter do not and will not live in Europe. For the current standard of apartments in the USA, her apartment is nice.

Thank you for answering without being a dick about it

I live in the UK and even though we do not have the space you have in the US our ideas of what is desirable is very different and location always goes above the quality of the apartment itself

Location, Location Location is the British chant -

Can't reply to Turd McFergurson;s comment but I just loved the use of their word 'ghastly' - perfect

Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.

Although I started it is was just supposed to be an incidental remark - I didnt expect everyone to get so bent out of shape about it - infact people seemed to get more Karened about it than they did my comments about sexual identity

 

[Xenomorph]

BTW, Justine/kicking Geese took a poll on her twitter, because she refuses to call wifey "wifey", The winner is Winifred. Depending on who wifey is, it's easy enough to use as either a female (Winnie) or male (Fred) name. I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.

Im calling her Mammy.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Can we stop sperging about her fucking apartment (that she has lived in for over a year) now? This thread is for all things fat, cucked, and thumbish.

And in the end no matter where our gurl resides, she is still trapped there. Sat, like an enormously fat bird with her fat beak in a trough. Her bat wings flapping madly, yet unable to lift that humongous girth one inch off her sofa/ perch. Stinking the place up, looking out of those lovely windows at the people, out and about, actually living their lives. She will most probably die there. A fall forward, off the sofa. The bang will be heard for miles around the complex. People will be alarmed and then, they will continue about their day. No one will know that the worlds fatest bird is gone.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

None of it to be honest - that is why I do not begrudge her living ANYWHERE there and I certainly am not wracked with the envy and bitterness that some people seem to have of where she lives as if it is a fair trade off

The thought of living somewhere where being able to see the sea/ocean is some sort of fantasy does not make me envious and there is not a place on earth that one could live that would make being 30 wombless and 600lbs with absolutely no career prospects aside being a freakshow on You Tube worth it -

People should stop being bitter about Amber living in an apartment that she 'worked' and paid for that really is not THAT desirable - she is paying for it with her own money not claiming money of the state

She made a choice and she earned the money that meant she could afford to live in an apartment that has no window in the kitchen or bathroom (and absolute must in any home I would live in even if it was a total shit hole)

I do not find it desirable and I do not understand people who do - everyone should calm the fuck down - I thought this was Kiwi Farms not Mums Net

I can express an opinion without people flooding their tenna lady pads

The only reason I'm not pull quoting this over to General Discussion is because quote function is gefickt at the moment.

But holy crap, calm down, you snobby elitist. Amber lives in a fucking city. A modern city. Not one founded by the Romans who fled back to Italy then were supplanted by the goddamn Anglo Saxons and then holy shit the Normans and fucking hell the Stuarts and Christ it's Cromwell and OMGVICTORIA and RULE BRITANNIA, Jesus EFF, lady.

You keep banging on about "envious" and how you're not and everyone is. I don't recall anyone here being "envious" of her apartment or its location. It is a nice apartment. If God forbid I had to live in a city apartment, there are way worse places. Now go drink some marmalade or butties or whatever the fuck you people eat to calm the fuck down.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bruh not gonna bash the UK but for real, you all dont even have air conditioning there lmao, for me thats a must in the USA...also her apartment is more modern/understated look and feel in appearance.
Its actually pretty nice its just her decor blows but thats Amber not the apartment.
If you lived say in NYC or San Fran or DC or any major city with history you would find lovely places full of historical charm.
You will also find dumps charging 3k/month for the convenience of being in the cities. Usually moron kids who are parent funded rent those cause stupid.
I never understood all the USA bashing shit it's rent free with folks outside of America lmao.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Bruh not gonna bash the UK but for real, you all dont even have air conditioning there lmao, for me thats a must in the USA...also her apartment is more modern/understated look and feel in appearance.
Its actually pretty nice its just her decor blows but thats Amber not the apartment.
If you lived say in NYC or San Fran or DC or any major city with history you would find lovely places full of historical charm.
I never understood all the USA bashing shit it's rent free with folks outside of America lmao.

I hate to play devils advocate because it's gay but you can count the number of days that air conditioning would have been needed this summer with your fingers and probably have some spare.

 

[Xenomorph]

I hate to play devils advocate because it's gay but you can count the number of days that air conditioning would have been needed this summer with your fingers and probably have some spare.

Point is that is a comfort even on those days most people do not have in their homes.
We dont run AC all damn year long here either and I am now in the South/tropics.. but its needed.
Heat waves kill tons of people I remember one where thousand died in France and Italy one year it was world news. They fried to death.
Point is you have so if you need it, you got it.
Anyway this is homosex and Amber is fat.
Fin.

 

[King Fructose]

I imagine this was Becky’s face every time Amber showed her her post-dump 0.7 lb weight loss on MyFitnessPal.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Theory - Amber sat on Wasabi and they still have not found her in 'The Upside Down' that is Amber's 'Lady Zone'

 

[dollastoho]

No one has to pretend you're a bad person big AL..

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

No one has to pretend you're a bad person big AL..View attachment 2508975

I notice the comments have been turned off since she stopped advertising for a bum butler.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

How can others pretend that she is a bad person?

The last lives stream sums up everything that she is - I do not even like Becky but I feel for her during this stream - she needs to get out now - one of her wankster friends needs to open up their home to her and let her stay on their sofa until she can get herself together = Amber is poison - Like some twisted Betty Davies character and I really get the sense that Wifey has one foot out of the door already

 

[dfranki723]

I genuinely don't think there has ever been another ''Youtuber'' quite as delusional as her.
I really don't. That says quite a lot considering there are pricks like Onision and Gabbie Hanna.

I don't remember a single time when she has taken responsibility for anything she's done wrong, not once and then she posts bollocks like that? You are a bad person, I personally think that's an understatement. Deep down you're a completely worthless cunt.

 

[Fandom Trash]

People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :
View attachment 2504616 Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.

Spoiler: Bonus: beck's 2nd chin starts behind her neck

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edit: english

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Holy moly! This is just like how Chantal's skull looks. I swear these deathfats all end up looking like the same blobby shape if you remove their hair.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

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I imagine this was Becky’s face every time Amber showed her her post-dump 0.7 lb weight loss on MyFitnessPal.

0.7 lbs?

They have a plumber on speed dial.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Heat waves kill tons of people

Here in AZ, kills plenty every year and it's not even a "wave," just normal ol' 115 degree summer days. The ones that die the most? Out of towners. "Hey, let's go hike up Camelback mountain!" So they do, thinking a 12 oz. bottle of water is all they'll need. They drop like flies. So much so that that the park rangers have now started closing the hiking trails on heat warning days to keep idiots from killing themselves. Yes, people really are that fucking stupid.

Meantime, I'll stay in my nice cool AC, thank you!

As a kid (in PA) we never had AC. Had some old beat up fans. And AC in a car was both an option and a luxury. Try buying a car today without AC, good luck finding one.

In Hamber's case, I couldn't imagine that sweathog ever being somewhere without Artic AC blasting 24/7. The smell... the smell...

 

[Clotso Coof]

For anyone wondering about Amber's apartment: She lives in a relatively walkable neighborhood, in a nice new-ish modern apartment, in a SUPER CHEAP city.

It's an ideal location for a couch-bound deathfat youtuber. She can broadcast from her "luxury" apartment, get delivery from tons of restaurants, and still pay a half the rent she'd pay in a more expensive city.

That's winning as far as I'm concerned. If I didn't give a shit about school quality or careers, I'd move there too. Lexington Kentucky has a lot to offer if you don't mind rednecks.

No matter where our gurl resides, she is still trapped there. She will most probably die there. A fall forward, off the sofa. The bang will be heard for miles around the complex.

It will probably be a loud "sloooorp" sound as different chucks of fat hit the floor in rapid succession.

Here in AZ, kills plenty every year and it's not even a "wave," just normal ol' 115 degree summer days. The ones that die the most? Out of towners. "Hey, let's go hike up Camelback mountain!" So they do, thinking a 12 oz. bottle of water is all they'll need. They drop like flies. So much so that that the park rangers have now started closing the hiking trails on heat warning days to keep idiots from killing themselves. Yes, people really are that fucking stupid.

I've heard some crazy stories from Arizonans. People from L.A. show up acting like it's hiking Disney World, instead of a deadly desert.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Deep down you're a completely worthless cunt.

Couldn't agree more with you these days.

But she didn't always seem that way. Sure, she was always a narc, but going back in the Hamberverse, there were plenty of vids where she actually seemed to have a personality, cared about others (to some degree), and would do fun things and funny shit. She used to be somewhat happy, able to laugh at herself doing retarded fat dancing or shaking a fat roll or two at the camera for giggles.

Man, has all that changed. What we see these days is a very, very, broken and insecure person trapped in 600 lbs. of fat that has nothing but contempt for anyone around her and her audience. Absolutely zero self-reflection that she's the one that made herself this way. Hence why anybody offering one piece of worthy advice causes her to lash out as them being "fatphobic" or a dispecktful piece of shit. This is only getting worse, not better. I don't feel sorry for her one iota, but the trainwreck transformation we've seen is about the only reason to pay any attention to her because regardless of how many times it's ready to run off the bridge and explode, it manages to wobble on down the tracks to the next station. The wheels on the bus go round and round... until they fall off completely. That's the inevitability I think anyone actually watches her for.

I ain't a shrink, don't even play one on the intarwebs, but somebody could write their PhD thesis on psychosis using Hamber as the example, given all the evidence she's publicly put forward over the years.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Can't reply but I'm sure someone did have a youtube channel dedicated to genuinely doing some sort of thesis on her @Slappy McGherkin

You are so right. There was a time she genuinely seemed to enjoy life and that's so far behind us now.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Can't reply but I'm sure someone did have a youtube channel dedicated to genuinely doing some sort of thesis on her @Slappy McGherkin

You are so right. There was a time she genuinely seemed to enjoy life and that's so far behind us now.

I think that the difference is that she was able to control the narrative better in vlogs compare to streams and she likes to get her way. She could portrait someone having the best time of her life and showing how mobile and happy she was even if, in reality, she was not. Although she denies that she is 600 pounds, she is well over 550 pounds on a 5'3" body that is slowly falling apart. Few years, she was lighter and fitter. Not so much anymore as by now, everything hurts, and while she states that she can walk for 30 minutes, she likely did not and whatever she could do was painful.