Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[XH 502]

I don't think any society has existed that matches up with what I have in mind. That's because we've never had a society where the rulers and the commonfolk aren't all a bunch of ignobilid morons.

So you will succeed where thousands of years of human civilization has failed?

 

[Meowthkip]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

Spoiler

Holy shit are you fucking with me?

 

[Vitriol]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

Have you? What peer reviewed journals have carried your articles? Because as far as i can see mainstream science disagrees with you. All the other major scientists were able to get published. Why can't you? Why should a girl settle for an inferior psudeo scientist?

 

[Cuck Norris]

Have you? What peer reviewed journals have carried your articles? Because as far as i can see mainstream science disagrees with you. All the other major scientists were able to get published. Why can't you? Why should a girl settle for an inferior psudeo scientist?

Because she needs a green card.

 

[Amud]

@Amud Why do you think women owe you something?

Because if I'm incel for my whole life, maybe I won't have the motivation to continue the great work I do. I've barely even scratched the surface of it in this thread.

Why are neanderthals portrayed as unitelligent sub-humans incapable of speech except for hoots and growls? Is there some homo sapiens bias against them? I suspect sluts!

That's absolutely correct. The archaeology profession is fraught with corruption. Female archaeologists frequently sleep with their male professors and supervisors to get a higher position in the field. Everyone involved is incredibly biased. When they find artifacts which do not fit in with their preconceived ideas of evolution, they hide them away in the Indiana Jones warehouse.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

You know, a wise man once said something that I feel is pretty relevant to this.

Spoiler

For real though, r u srs

 

[Amud]

Have you? What peer reviewed journals have carried your articles? Because as far as i can see mainstream science disagrees with you. All the other major scientists were able to get published. Why can't you? Why should a girl settle for an inferior psudeo scientist?

muh 50k per year scienmagistical paperz

 

[Coldgrip]

I posted Wolf Robe (a notable Southern Cheyenne chief)to show how different the original Native Americans look to the ones nowadays, who were wiped out by race mixing.

Would you define "wiped out"? Do you mean genetically? Culturally? Are you meaning just in terms of looks? Because guess what, you're still wrong. So I can only assume either you have some sort of visual impairment (due to that deformed skull of yours) or you're just lazy and haven't bothered looking.

Do you have a dog?

 

[JU 199]

That's absolutely correct. The archaeology profession is fraught with corruption. Female archaeologists frequently sleep with their male professors and supervisors to get a higher position in the field. Everyone involved is incredibly biased. When they find artifacts which do not fit in with their preconceived ideas of evolution, they hide them away in the Indiana Jones warehouse.

'Obvious troll is obvious'

 

[XH 502]

muh 50k per year scienmagistical paperz

Are we sure this guy isn't just fucking with us?

 

[Meowthkip]

Because if I'm incel for my whole life, maybe I won't have the motivation to continue the great work I do. I've barely even scratched the surface of it in this thread.


That's absolutely correct. The archaeology profession is fraught with corruption. Female archaeologists frequently sleep with their male professors and supervisors to get a higher position in the field. Everyone involved is incredibly biased. When they find artifacts which do not fit in with their preconceived ideas of evolution, they hide them away in the Indiana Jones warehouse.

Hey dude do you think jet fuel can really melt steel beams?

 

[Arkangel]

muh 50k per year scienmagistical paperz

You sound like you have the same line of reasoning as creationists and conspiracy theorists.

 

[Vitriol]

muh 50k per year scienmagistical paperz

I had a paper published in a law journal as a student- lack of funds is no excuse.

This is basically an admission that you have not contributed to mankinds knowledge so you have nothing to offer the girls. As if that wasn't obvious.

Further the reason your 'noblids' have never governed society is you loveshy types are stunning dunning krugers. You are stunningly stupid people to the point you can't even recognise it.

The aristocracy was ment to be government by the best, you sir, are the very worst.


Edited to add extra thoughts

 

[JU 199]

Because if I'm incel for my whole life, maybe I won't have the motivation to continue the great work I do. I've barely even scratched the surface of it in this thread.

Yeah, keep comparing skulls like a pro. I'm sure the scientific community will respect you eventually

 

[Cuck Norris]

muh 50k per year scienmagistical paperz

$50k more per year than you're making as a NEET amateur anthropologist :^)

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

I want to frame this and put it on my wall. If I could turn this level of delusion into physical form I would snort it and taste colors for days.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

So it *does* boil down to what I suspected it did: "Waaaaah, I'm gonna bitch cause women don't like an obviously superior intelligence like me!"

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Holy balls guys. This shit started today?!
So I'm late again. So this guy snorts balloons, I googled "nasal ballooning." Turns out it's real, I had no idea.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_sinuplasty

Apparently surgeons will put balloons with a little air cath in your nose and quickly expand the balloon a little to open up your sinuses. This is beneficial for people with sinus clogging that drugs won't treat. Now I know, and now you know.

So putting b-loons in your face hole ain't that cray. But remember kids, Performing amateur surgery on yourself is always cray.

The important thing to note here is that this procedure is to treat sinus issues, and not hypochondria related to:

What I'm doing is a modified form of NCR (Neurocranial Restructuring). It involves inflating finger cots (not condoms) in the nasal passages using a blood pressure vale. The inflation puts pressure on the sphenoid bone, which is supposed to improve the skull's alignment.

and

I have an asymmetrically twisted maxilla. It is rotated by a few millimeters about the saggital and longitudinal axes.

Which gives me the impression he spends unhealthy amounts of time staring at himself in the mirror, frantically examining every contour for any self-perceived flaw, because he believes that his luck with the fairer sex clearly has something to do with the tiniest imperfection, instead of the gigantic glaring flaw that is his personality.

It can't be that though. It has to be that slight millimeter flaw that women (specifically sluts) can spot at impressive distances.

Edit: spelling

 

[JU 199]

"Waaaaah, I'm gonna bitch cause women don't like an obviously superior intelligence like me!"

@Amud Do you have any female friends?

 

[AnimuGinger]

@Amud Do you have any female friends?

Stop. He'll start going on about being friendzoned.