Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

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Just make up a different theory, provide evidence that you can't back up, and claim it as fact. Just make sure the theory is different than Condom-Snorter's, and then you're right, even if your theory is different than his.

Problem solved. Fear my Coffee-cuppid-esque facial structure.
 
I feel that I have completely dominated this forum.
I said it before and I say it again: if sluthaters are so easily satisfied in romance as they apparently are in all other aspects in their lives, they'd have been much happier.
Maxillary retrusion is caused by eating soft foods (ie. things other than tough meats).
Chew some gum then.
 
An Ethnikid is probably going to be rather passionate and "saucy". An Adenid is going to be nerdy, depressive, and probably suffers from
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?164029-SUBHUMAN-SYNDROME. A Thallid is going to be obsessive, daydreaming, steadfast, and brilliant. A Potatid is probably going to be silly and a bit of a pushover.

Has anyone read this shit?

Although medicine has not yet recognized this disorder, I believe it is becoming increasingly common among western males. I have not yet discovered the cause of this debilitating disease, but the distinct set of symptoms, always occurring comordibly, makes it clear that this condition is a very real phenomenon. It is quite possibly the biggest health concern facing the world today.

Subhuman Syndrome is characterized by four basic factors, which all combine together to create the typical Subhuman pattern. It seems likely they these symptoms all spring directly from some root cause.

FACTOR 1: degenerate sexual fetishes, which often include cuckoldry, fem dom, foot worship, anal worship, and bodily waste worship

FACTOR 2: irrational political extremism (beliefs characterized by inequality, hatred, and intolerance), such as the belief that non-whites are superior to whites, women are superior to men, gays are superior to straight people,trans people are superior to cis people, disabled people are superior to able people, Jews and Muslims are superior to Christians, and so on. The sufferer of Subhuman Syndrome typically believes that the "inferior" people should be disregarded, discriminated against, and even killed, much like in Nazi Germany.

FACTOR 3: strong preoccupation with "hipster" culture. This typically includes indie music, Apple products, vinyl records, flannel clothing, environmentalism, and vegetarianism.

FACTOR 4: craniofacial deformities, such as a severely narrow skull and face, retruded maxilla, recessed chin, dental crowding, male pattern baldness, and lateral orbital rim retrusion. The hyoid bone is often deformed, leading to a high-pitched nasal voice. The neck is typically small in diameter.

As early as 100 years ago, Subhuman Syndrome was virtually nonexistent. Now, it is estimated that at least 20% of Western males suffer from it, and the number could be even higher. The exponentially increasing rate of this disorder is a major public health concern and I believe that the world's governments and health institutions urgently need to address this problem.
 
The sufferer of Subhuman Syndrome typically believes that the "inferior" people should be disregarded, discriminated against, and even killed, much like in Nazi Germany.

Yep. You're saying you don't want to see this elongated 2000cc reptilian skull rolling down the side of the guillotine? Are you crazy or something?
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Hell no. She is a Borreby, and quite Ignobilid. She is also one of the sort of people who I would have executed.
 
That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

Hmmm... 9 dumb ratings and 9 autistic ratings... I really wish there was a "retarded" button so I didn't have to choose.

Okay, between this and "Pete Postlethwaite is a Neanderthal," I'm forced to join others in deciding you must be taking us on a :ruse:

My exact thoughts:

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All of these have done nothing to humiliate or dominate me. I have largely been ignoring them. In fact, they serve to further reinforce my arguments by making everyone else look immature.

That literally means nothing; our behavior doesn't reflect on whether or not we're right or wrong, because facts aren't subjective; they do not hinge on a person's personality. Also, no, scoring a "moral win" doesn't help, albeit, it does make you look like a condescending, self-unaware douche.
 
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I have to say, assuming @Amud is in fact a troll, I think he deserves more credit for his technique than that. Constructing a persona from whom "Behold my advanced anthropological theory! Point one: potato-face-looking people are stupid," seems credibly sincere is a bit of an accomplishment.
 
I have to say, assuming @Amud is in fact a troll, I think he deserves more credit for his technique than that. Constructing a persona from whom "Behold my advanced anthropological theory! Point one: potato-face-looking people are stupid," seems credibly sincere is a bit of an accomplishment.

I would argue that he knows he's been caught in being stupid and in knowing this, he's attempting to undo his abysmal reputation by deliberately taking the stupidity to new extremes in the vain hope of making other people think that he was "trolling all along" as opposed to just now.

How many lolcows aside from Jace do you suppose were also trolls? What would be Amud's motive for trolling as a complete moron the whole time? Jace was a method actor crafting upon his profession, what's the end game for Amud?
 
I would argue that he knows he's been caught in being stupid and in knowing this, he's attempting to undo his abysmal reputation by deliberately taking the stupidity to new extremes in the vain hope of making other people think that he was "trolling all along" as opposed to just now.

I think you're onto something here.
 
How many lolcows aside from Jace do you suppose were also trolls? What would be Amud's motive for trolling as a complete moron the whole time?
I'm loath to speculate. And I certainly acknowledge the possibility that I'm incorrect. However, there's some precedent for extended trolling schemes with no apparent gain beside lulz-- take "My Immortal," for instance.

Many of Amud's statements seem, to me, calculated to be outrageously ridiculous-- that is, calculated rather than the result of unintelligent blundering. That's all I base my opinion on.
 
I'm loath to speculate. And I certainly acknowledge the possibility that I'm incorrect. However, there's some precedent for extended trolling schemes with no apparent gain beside lulz-- take "My Immortal," for instance.

Many of Amud's statements seem, to me, calculated to be outrageously ridiculous-- that is, calculated rather than the result of unintelligent blundering. That's all I base my opinion on.
The whole "slayerid" and "potatid" terminology is also pretty suspicious, it's a bit too good to be true.
 
1. The root source is genetics. I can't go taking blood samples from people and sequencing them, can I?

Then why do you think that looking only at photos would be useful to you in these studies? Because I'd imagine that it'd probably be even better to have castings of said skulls than just angled pictures which give only a small amount of detail to the whole element.

2. Yeah. My most recent hypothesis is that Homo heidelbergensis split into several types, which can basically be summed up by two categories.

CATEGORY 1: OLD AND NEW NEANDERTHALS
This includes very old Neanderthals (Saccopastore) and very new ones (Saint Cesaire). Modern Caucasoids are predominantly related to this type.

The defining traits are long, large, projecting noses.

Subcategory: CLASSIC NEANDERTHALS
The harsh climate of Europe, and possibly inbreeding, led the first type to take an evolutionary detour into the classic Neanderthal forms we are familiar with.

The defining traits are maxillary prognathism and exaggeratedly deep eye sockets.

CATEGORY 2: HOMO ERECTUS DERIVATIVES
These types are inspired by Eurasian Homo erectus. Early Homo sapiens had some traits in common with Homo erectus, and even some of those in Europe did too (the Red Lady of Paviland). They seem to have more in common with the eastern races, as well as Sub-Saharan Africans. Denisovans might be part of this group.

The defining traits are short noses and alveolar prognathism.

That hypothesis is very simplified and tentative. I just came up with it today and it is very much subject to change when I learn new information.

What of the Semitic peoples, like the Arabs and those of the levant and North Africa? What of the peoples of India and South Asia? Or the aborigines of Australia and Pacific Islanders? Where do these peoples specifically fall?
 
@Amud Do you cook your meat before eating it? If you've got a superhuman immune system, why bother? You're just denaturing the nutrients!

(It's the whole superhuman immune system thing that convinced me this might be a :ruse:, as I said... this is pretty insane levels of idiocy. But this is quite some dedication, if it is.)
 
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