An Apology - (The Mr Zhukov Lolcow Thread)

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Hey, don't blame me, I tried my best. I can screencap the whole spergy PM chain if you want, but really it's more of the same shit that's been said here. This faggot will never learn, so you might as well just have fun mocking him and telling him to kill himself because you sure as hell will not talk any sense into his thick skull.
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E: After skimming the thread (because fuck you I'm not reading the same retreaded bullshit again) it appears to me that nobody has posted images of this pathetic creature's hoard yet. I believe it should be public knowledge, to give you guys a better idea of what you're dealing with here:
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He should be ashamed of those toys and stuffed animals. This is what happens when fathers don't beat their sons enough. They get soft and turn into this shit.

 

[Gar For Archer]

He should be ashamed of those toys and stuffed animals. This is what happens when fathers don't beat their sons enough. They get soft and turn into this shit.

Hey, give him some credit, he very clearly IS ashamed about them, or else he wouldn't be on here acting out his humiliation fetish.

 

[Dyn]

He should be ashamed of those toys and stuffed animals. This is what happens when fathers don't beat their sons enough. They get soft and turn into this shit.

It's fucked up that you can hire therapists, prostitutes, dogwalkers, butlers, drivers and all manner of other service professionals but trying to hire a large hirsute man to burst into your bedroom at 3am and wail the shit out of you with a belt for twenty minutes before stroking your hair and telling you he loves you is somehow "creepy".

 

[José Mourinho]

All of this tl;dr by OP, here's my response:

 

[Gar For Archer]

Safeguarding, counselling, my doctor.
Literally everyone knows.
I get the same old same old "its a bad site"

Personally, I find it fucking hilarious that literally everyone - in real life and us internet randos here on the Farms - are telling you to stop coming here for your own good, yet you still don’t get it.

They’re right, you know. This is a very bad site for the likes of you. It genuinely sounds like finding the Farms mindbroke you - it’s like the Biblical story of Adam and Eve becoming ashamed of their nudity after Eve partook in the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, except instead of a snake offering an apple it’s a drooling dog offering you his ripe kiwi, and instead of being naked it’s hoarding Cars toys and stuffed animals and literally showing any degree of interest in anything.

 

[Yoghurt Baby]

Enjoying anything is for faggots.

Be miserable until you die.

 

[Mr Zhukov]

Personally, I find it fucking hilarious that literally everyone - in real life and us internet randos here on the Farms - are telling you to stop coming here for your own good, yet you still don’t get it.

Yes because I shouldn't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product right? I shouldn't at all find out what is consooming or what isn't or try to find out what people talk about when making something their entire personality so I don't become an insufferable and sad oaf or a mindless consoomer. Yes I know the irony of this after this utter fiasco, but at least now that you decided to post a months old picture of my room we might as well go over it.

Yes, I cleaned my room, yes I've gone over it and picked out what I want and what I want to give to relatives. At least I'm keeping my old ones and not going out and buying them like you do. So either way, we are both in this and everything spoken about me, goes to you as well. I get it consooming is subjective and people all have different standards. Yes okay, not everyone is going to agree with me. Yes you can like childish things and be an adult. I get it, I've got it. I don't have a humiliation fetish. Oh no but by all means keep blabbering on about how I still haven't got it when I have. If I haven't got it, how about you show I haven't.

I'll go when you people start treating me with some dignity, I've messed up, I should have listened and just checked out. But again, when they say something like "its a bad site for extremism" "their just being judgemental on what is normal" when you aren't at all that why would I? I'll move on when I'm sure that I've fixed everything I've done here or that whatever gay grudges are put aside or moved on.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Yes because I shouldn't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product right? I shouldn't at all find out what is consooming or what isn't or try to find out what people talk about when making something their entire personality so I don't become an insufferable and sad oaf or a mindless consoomer. Yes I know the irony of this after this utter fiasco, but at least now that you decided to post a months old picture of my room we might as well go over it.

Yes, I cleaned my room, yes I've gone over it and picked out what I want and what I want to give to relatives. At least I'm keeping my old ones and not going out and buying them like you do. So either way, we are both in this and everything spoken about me, goes to you as well. I get it consooming is subjective and people all have different standards. Yes okay, not everyone is going to agree with me. Yes you can like childish things and be an adult. I get it, I've got it. I don't have a humiliation fetish. Oh no but by all means keep blabbering on about how I still haven't got it when I have. If I haven't got it, how about you show I haven't.

i can prove that you are an inadequate man whose father never loved him resulting in him being unable to not have the last word and DEFEND HIMSELF TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

look at you, you're fucking obsessed with comic book shit, like a little fucking boy, and here you are, little boying around wah wah wahing about how the big mean internet trolls said mean words about you.

what the fuck do you expect us to say, what do you want from us? you come making these bullshit posts seeking approval for your utterly poor and juvenile taste. nobody here wants to pat your ass. you're not special. I mean god, if you are the average Marvel fan, it only vindicates our mockery of your stupid "capeshit," because if you had any self-awareness at all you'd realize just how much of an embarrassment you are.

 

[The Last Stand]

Yes because I shouldn't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product right? I shouldn't at all find out what is consooming or what isn't or try to find out what people talk about when making something their entire personality so I don't become an insufferable and sad oaf or a mindless consoomer. Yes I know the irony of this after this utter fiasco, but at least now that you decided to post a months old picture of my room we might as well go over it.

Yes, I cleaned my room, yes I've gone over it and picked out what I want and what I want to give to relatives. At least I'm keeping my old ones and not going out and buying them like you do. So either way, we are both in this and everything spoken about me, goes to you as well. I get it consooming is subjective and people all have different standards. Yes okay, not everyone is going to agree with me. Yes you can like childish things and be an adult. I get it, I've got it. I don't have a humiliation fetish. Oh no but by all means keep blabbering on about how I still haven't got it when I have. If I haven't got it, how about you show I haven't.

I'll go when you people start treating me with some dignity, I've messed up, I should have listened and just checked out. But again, when they say something like "its a bad site for extremism" "their just being judgemental on what is normal" when you aren't at all that why would I? I'll move on when I'm sure that I've fixed everything I've done here or that whatever gay grudges are put aside or moved on.

TLDR, my response:

 

[Mr Zhukov]

i can prove that you are an inadequate man whose father never loved him resulting in him being unable to not have the last word and DEFEND HIMSELF TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

You literally said you were going to play around so don't care, random user on the internet

 

[José Mourinho]

I'll move on when I'm sure that I've fixed everything I've done here or that whatever gay grudges are put aside or moved on.

I'll give you a spoiler:

You most likely won't, and it's mainly down to you.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I'll go when you people start treating me with some dignity

Yes, I cleaned my room

How can we believe you without picture proof? Right now all we have is pictures of that very sordid and cluttered closet and that's our sole impression.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You literally said you were going to play around so don't care, random user on the internet

What did I just say?

i can prove that you are an inadequate man whose father never loved him resulting in him being unable to not have the last word and DEFEND HIMSELF TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

 

[Mr Zhukov]

I'll give you a spoiler:

You most likely won't, and it's mainly down to you.

Down to me? I have nothing against you people, its gay and stupid I did this.

 

[Bloitzhole]

its gay

Homophobia is not welcome on the LGBTQiwi farms.

 

[José Mourinho]

its gay and stupid I did this.

You literally answered your question with this remark.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Down to me? I have nothing against you people, its gay and stupid I did this.

Of Mr. Zhukov I'm not a fan,
for this little boy is not a man;
I hope that soon he gets his ban
or gets shipped to Afghanistan

 

[IKOL]

Enjoying anything is for faggots.

Be miserable until you die.

Yes, mother.

 

[José Mourinho]

Anyway fuck it I'll just bite the bait and just answer it, better off trying than none at all:

Oh no but by all means keep blabbering on about how I still haven't got it when I have.

Yes because I shouldn't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product right? I shouldn't at all find out what is consooming or what isn't

Hmm I wonder why you are still here then.....

I'll go when you people start treating me with some dignity, I've messed up, I should have listened and just checked out. But again, when they say something like "its a bad site for extremism" "their just being judgemental on what is normal" when you aren't at all that why would I? I'll move on when I'm sure that I've fixed everything I've done here or that whatever gay grudges are put aside or moved on.

Because at the end of the day, this forum exists to mainly observe and point and laugh at lolcows/people of interest on the Internet/Internet celebrities. This may come across some shocking breaking news to you, but the majority of this forum are spergs themselves. They can be consoomers or just over-the-top fans of any media (movies, comics, video games, anime, etc.) and if you want to way far back when this forum was known to be the CWCki Forums, this forum consisted of cult fans of "The Room".

 

[Lemmingwise]

Yes because I shouldn't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product right

I have an autistic friend and this is pretty much what he does and he's one of the happiest persons I know. His worldview is that "everyone shouls just get along". His political view his "everyone should just get along". His views on covid ans the rise of medical tyranny are "everyone should just get along". Can you guess his views on lgbtq, transgenders and his views on deathfats?

I'll go when you people start treating me with some dignity

There is not a better example of why you should go and never look back. The fact that you expect anyone to get treated with dignity here shows how much you've misjudged everything about the site. Even the site owner doesnt get treated with dignity. Why would someone who has been banned multiple times?

You can think of the internet as an ocean. People that can't swim should not be on the internet.
And you can think of the farms as a fast flowing river. People that can't swim definitely shouldn't be in the farms.

And here are you, stating that you won't leave the water until you're dry. Good luck with that, you giant retard.