An Apology - (The Mr Zhukov Lolcow Thread)

[The Cunting Death]

alright dude do you have some sort of mental issues?

I'm serious dude

 

[IKOL]

I mean, just all this mess I've made.

well at least you acknowledge your mistakes, da?

If I move on, that's going to be how I'll be perceived by this site.

Dude, some retards percieve me as kid diddler because I have write some shit way back in time when I was in mental decay because of where have I've been and how much of shit was going on with and around me. Does that accident really make me one? bruh, no. I would never do that, na-ah. I'd rather let a faggot to suck my rod than would fuck a minor. Both things are utterly gross but the former is a choice of two adults, at the very least.
... I've never thought about how fellow kiwis sre percieve me, though. I don't need to know because that's not a stuff of my concern anyway.

A random sperg who got hurt over the consoomer thread, rather than someone genuinely trying to make sense of it all.

Nice to meet you, and I'm Patrick. Superstar.

Now im just a massive joke.

Yes.

 

[IKOL]

Its all my fault, literally everything here is my fault. I cant do nothing about it.

you can Byuu yourself, and that would change... literally nothing.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

This guy had been messaging me..

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Mr Zhukov]

There's no point now. There's literally no point. People have come up with their conclusions about me.
I was told to stay off here and yet here I am. And now while trying to conclude this whole fiasco where I clear everything up I make it worse.

 

[Absurdity]

Byuu2?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You want an honest answer and it's a free one, Zhukov --

As long as it's not communism or furry shit, nobody truly cares what you're into, as long as you have well-rounded interests and aren't too obsessive or weird about it. As long as you have a well-rounded set of interests, don't worry about what other people think and stop making yourself look ridiculous, what's important is that you're developed as a person and nothing more. People will try to get a rise out of you now forever because you made yourself look weak and milkable for laughs. All this online shit is perception and face and keeping your cool. Most people in the world won't like you if you're halfway interesting, so just worry about those that would. Stop the "woe is me," stop the pity party. It's okay to hurt and complain about life and society and shit but you're asking us to be sympathetic towards you over shit we hate, and we're a humor site, and we're just going to make fun of you.

That's your freebie, from here on out it's ridicule.

 

[Mr Zhukov]

This guy had been messaging me..

Spoiler: Screenshots

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Exactly my point. I was just asking about this. I've never seen anyone have these issues ever. I wanted to see who these people were and why.

 

[IKOL]

Byuu2?

We can only bet this much.

 

[Mr Zhukov]

You want an honest answer and it's a free one, Zhukov --

As long as it's not communism or furry shit, nobody truly cares what you're into, as long as you have well-rounded interests and aren't too obsessive or weird about it. As long as you have a well-rounded set of interests, don't worry about what other people think and stop making yourself look ridiculous, what's important is that you're developed as a person and nothing more. People will try to get a rise out of you now forever because you made yourself look weak and milkable for laughs. All this online shit is perception and face and keeping your cool. Most people in the world won't like you if you're halfway interesting, so just worry about those that would.

That's your freebie, from here on out it's ridicule.

That's pretty much my take on it. It was before I got here. I was going to have a mentor at safeguarding who was going to talk me through this.
I just feel so stupid.

alright dude do you have some sort of mental issues?

I'm serious dude

Yes, Mental health issues, low confidence literally everything. This hasn't helped it. Thats why I've done this sperging.

 

[Apis mellifera]

Mental health issues, low confidence

lift weights & go outside, also get a job.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Yes, Mental health issues, low confidence literally everything. This hasn't helped it. Thats why I've done this sperging.

Go on, let it all out, unleash all the spergery.

 

[Game master arino]

Good on you for apologizing. I know we haven't always seen eye to eye but I forgive you.

 

[The Cunting Death]

That's pretty much my take on it. It was before I got here. I was going to have a mentor at safeguarding who was going to talk me through this.
I just feel so stupid.

Yes, Mental health issues, low confidence literally everything. This hasn't helped it. Thats why I've done this sperging.

Here's a tip.

We're all just nerds laughing at other nerds who embarass themselves. If you need confidence, talk with friends, left weights, go on jogs. Those scientifically help with ones confidence, it helped with me and i feel great.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

OP have you eaten or had any water today

 

[Estolysis]

OP is a hypocritical attention whore

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Exactly my point. I was just asking about this. I've never seen anyone have these issues ever. I wanted to see who these people were and why.

Just chill. Marvel is stupid shit but why do you care what I think? Anyway, if you're into Marvel shit, and you like comic books, why not develop yourself and get into some indie comics where they take bigger risks and have better stories?

Why the fuck would you spaz out about what people think in kiwifarms about your interests here? That's probably the stupidest thing you could do, it's like walking around a firing range wearing a big target. Why would you do this? Do you have a humiliation fetish?

 

[Mr Zhukov]

lift weights & go outside, also get a job.

Yes I'm working on it, that's why counselling and everyone is with me.
That was why grandmas trying to help me see this car restoration guy so I can go out more.
I want to, but there's nothing going on where im at.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes I'm working on it, that's why counselling and everyone is with me.
That was why grandmas trying to help me see this car restoration guy so I can go out more.
I want to, but there's nothing going on where im at.

How long have you been doing this

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Every single time I see a thread like this pop up on the front page, in my head I say "Please let this be real and not a shitpost", and by god OP delivered.

Although that said, this is at least the second time I've seen a sort of autistic person getting really worked up about the site's criticism of consumerist practices. I never imagined that would be what pushed people over the edge, being told that they're dumb for being a sheeple whose life revolves around consumption.

There's a difference between not shutting the fuck up over something to the point its the only thing you live and breathe and being generally interested in something you do for fun. We're interested in people who are extremely in the former; while some of us hate people who enjoy anything, they're a small minority and not the focal point of the site.

This is literally not true. Countless people on here have explained to you that most users only get a chuckle out of the most extreme edge cases, and that you really ought to just log off and do something that you enjoy, and you refuse to listen, just going on and on trying to understand the criteria for what makes someone a "lolcow".

It doesn't fuckin matter dude, take your meds and go to bed.

These two are lying to cover their tracks because they know you're right.
It's all pretty horrible, and there's no escape. It is indeed all your fault. Look around you at all the things in your life you know you should be doing but aren't. If you can't even do something as simple as shower and clean your living space, how can you possibly hope to deal with something like an accident or major illness? And you're only getting older and things are only piling up more and more, it's only going to get harder, the weight will only keep growing, the value of money is dropping, times are getting tougher, what are you going to do about it @Mr Zhukov? Especially when everyone you meet likes you at first but then you put them off by being weird and talking too much, just like you did here!

What are you going to do about it? You better decide now, not later, if you do it later it won't get done just like every other thing you said you'd do later but have never done. Pathetic.

Spoiler

If you aren't just looking for attention, which I feel like you are, nothing anyone here says is going to make you feel better. You're channeling anxiety into an obsessive fixation with something that doesn't actually matter. Go watch a history documentary and have a drink or something.