An attractive individual of the opposite sex approaches you while you're at a park and asks if you want to date. What is your response? - potentially glows in the dark

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I would say yes and get some dick, niggas.

 

[King Fructose]

I would probably wake up at that moment

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Pick her up like Wario and start shaking her until her valuables fall out like that Wii game.

Is this a stealth GOTIS post?

 

[Skitarii]

Steal her car and flip it for fentanyl

 

[Divine right to rule]

Hold onto my phone and wallet, and ignore her.
She obviously tries to scam or rob me.
Women don't approach men they don't know and ask for "dates", especially not if she is attractive.
It is more likely that a woman approaches you and asks you to straight go to fucking than asking you out on a date.

 

[Crazedking]

like any other ugly fat nerd out there, ill assume im just being punked and tell her to fuck off.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Is this a stealth GOTIS post?

Is this a stealth implication that you are the aforementioned attractive individual of the opposite sex in question?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I run in fear of such a radiant being.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Is this a stealth implication that you are the aforementioned attractive individual of the opposite sex in question?

I've never been an individual in my entire life.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Good looking people don't hang out at parks, only failures cruising for sex and I would not sex them.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Women don’t exist. It’s impossible.

 

[STN]

To preserve you from the evil woman, from the smooth tongue of the adulteress. Do not desire her beauty in your heart, and do not let her capture you with her eyelashes;

Proverbs 6:24-25​

 

[Some JERK]

In a park??? What are two single people doing alone in a park? One of us is 'bout to wake up in a trunk.

It is more likely that a woman approaches you and asks you to straight go to fucking than asking you out on a date.

This is pretty accurate. Most women are total cowards when it comes to approaching men and the ones who scrape up the guts tend to go big or go home. I've been asked if I want to fuck a lot more than I've been asked for my number.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Call the police.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I like dates. Have no problem sharing them with a kind stranger, either.

So we'd sit down and eat the dates right there and then.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Stand my ground, reload, and stand my ground again.

 

[Retink]

I'd ask why she feels it's ok to play such cruel jokes on autistic people.

 

[SandyCat]

I would autistically screech at them and run away screaming. I'm very close to achieving Wizard status, I could never let a semen demon try to sap me of my precious magical powers to be

 

[Fetish Roulette]

1. I recognize this situation to be a feminine trick to assert dominance.
2. I enter a power squat and consolidate my body mass to make myself appear bigger.
3. I begin mimicking the mating call of the apex predator of our location's ecosystem.
4. After she runs away in fear, I urinate on the nearest landmark to assert my power and ownership over the region.

 

[Divine right to rule]

1. I begin mimicking the mating call of the apex predator of our location's ecosystem.

I like where your head is at, but what do you do if it is an ecosystem where all large predators were exterminated, like in most of central and western europe?
Do you imitate a mating call of something not very impressive, like a fox, a badger or a squirrel?