An attractive individual of the opposite sex approaches you while you're at a park and asks if you want to date. What is your response? - potentially glows in the dark

Solution
Fetish Roulette
  1. I recognize this situation to be a feminine trick to assert dominance.
  2. I enter a power squat and consolidate my body mass to make myself appear bigger.
  3. I begin mimicking the mating call of the apex predator of our location's ecosystem.
  4. After she runs away in fear, I urinate on the nearest landmark to assert my power and ownership over the region.
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I would apply the same rules I do for anyone else.

"Can we have a 5 minute conversation without me getting bored?"

"If the answer is yes then you have achieved the level of not boring needed for me to want to spend an hour at a table with you"

If the answer is no "You are lame and boring shut up and go away."
 
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Michael Pemulis said:
Pick-up artists don't just ask people on dates without talking to them, are you retarded?
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Do you seriously not know what a pickup artist is?

A pick-up artist is approaching someone and asking them out. Talking. That thing normal healthy people do that you seem to be unaware of.

Go back to Reddit if you don't understand what it means to be social.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Do you seriously not know what a pickup artist is?

A pick-up artist is approaching someone and asking them out. Talking. That thing normal healthy people do that you seem to be unaware of.

Go back to Reddit if you don't understand what it means to be social.
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I specifically said "without talking", that's exactly what I'm saying is not normal or practiced by almost anyone.

Pick up artists aren't normal either, by the way. Everyone thinks they're a joke.
 
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