An attractive individual of the opposite sex approaches you while you're at a park and asks if you want to date. What is your response? - potentially glows in the dark

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Fetish Roulette
  1. I recognize this situation to be a feminine trick to assert dominance.
  2. I enter a power squat and consolidate my body mass to make myself appear bigger.
  3. I begin mimicking the mating call of the apex predator of our location's ecosystem.
  4. After she runs away in fear, I urinate on the nearest landmark to assert my power and ownership over the region.
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If it is glowing, then

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I think this scenario might work for you because I'm assuming you're either a chick or a gay dude. For straight guys the idea of a woman walking up to you and asking you out on a date doesn't really compute.
What straight women who are interested will actually do is attempt to exist your general vicinity/line of sight aggressively trying to establish eye contact, hoping that you ask them out. If they're especially brave they might try to strike up a conversation related to something completely mundane that will quickly and awkwardly peter out.
You, of course, are walking around thinking about furniture restoration or old Chappelle Show sketches and thus will be totally oblivious to the intent behind any of this until days, weeks, or even months later when you look back on the odd incident and piece things together.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
I like where your head is at, but what do you do if it is an ecosystem where all large predators were exterminated, like in most of central and western europe?
Do you imitate a mating call of something not very impressive, like a fox, a badger or a squirrel?
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In that case, I'd go back to the most recent time period in which an apex predator was present. If necessary, I'm prepared to imitate a dinosaur.
 
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