Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[kazuhiro]

Phil is still arguing with Pornhub.

Phil's questions.

Their response.

 

[Mizafuginmike]

Their response.
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What if he titled it mommy-domme in minecraft?

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I have to give Phil a certain degree of credit. His dedication to gooning is truly impressive. If only he were that dedicated to finding paying employment or curing world hunger.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Phil is still arguing with Pornhub.

Spoiler: Archives

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5kkcmvg6s2r (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5oxh2u3ak2d (archive) - Response
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5kl3zhz722n (archive) - Response to their response
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5mgp3gv3k2s (archive) - pornhubhelp apologizes for "misgendering"

Spoiler: Junk that does not matter

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5krotbz4c2x (archive) - "the asmr that pornhub pulled was CRAZY tame"
https://bsky.app/profile/lejenk603.bsky.social/post/3m5lo5rhy4s2k (archive) - This is his former Vice editor.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5lyfpeww22z (archive) - "the american elite is like a big discord server"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5m7mnivak2l (archive) - ManyVids drama

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5mbbh4ges2r (archive)

Not accurate salary and putting this out with bad methodology / data pool will give the chuds a lot of ammo to act like queer & female devs + devs of color are champagne socialists

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5mbr22dkk2r (archive)

ICYMI: Pornhub says NO on mommy domme content. Even if it isn’t incest it’s still incest apparently

ko-fi is still down and buy a coffee is taking their time to verify me. best and safest way to support me rn is substar

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5mlomnglc2e (archive)

I really do respect and understand this logic but you have to trust you can get your players to pay attention through the merits of your storytelling. Deltarune does. Slay the Princess does

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5oeberxec2c (archive)

Ukrainian production company WePlay Studios proceeded to back out of the production after co-host Filian collabed with Russian VTubers, then Filian was seemingly silently dropped from Mythic Talent

To be fair one of the VTubers was SmugAlana, who is a chudtuber. My understanding is that she doesn’t support the invasion of Ukraine, but she’s not exactly someone that reflects positively on Filian (who collabs with anybody and anyone, she collabed with Kirsche recently)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5ofs5eaqs2p (archive)

VTubing is seeing a drop in viewership, QoQ. The feeling in the air in the EN side is “we’ve seen better days, people are so toxic here.” A lot of newer agencies have emerged, following in the footsteps of Hololive & Niji, but they strike me less as “Sony to Sega/Nintendo” and more Atari, 3DO, CD-i

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5ohvhh2v22a (archive) - "Sex worker Twitter is in meltdown mode this week. I won’t say much but IYKYK"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5p4cktdn227 (archive) - Eurogamer Call of Duty review
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5p66dq57c2j (archive) - AI voice actor ethics
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5pepmd3qs2h (archive) - "games journalist moment"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5plinjw6s2m (archive) - "are there any yuri nsfw (or just yuri) artists who would like me to voice their fun lewd images"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5pvwb346s2g (archive) - "One thing i wanna offer eventually is like pro bono / free VA work for queer indie devs creating small projects."

Cow crossovers:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5mjhqcr5c2s (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/transsalamander.bsky.social/post/3m5pkvdg43k2n (archive)


Gross:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5pubxdc4s2n (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5puu6uwrc2n (archive)


Now for today's feature presentation. That Throne beg page he made the other day (the account was months older)? He claims his friend tried to donate to it and got called by Bank of America's fraud detection team, who specifically knew it was for "giantess voretuber Ana Valens". This is despite not having such a description on the Throne post or the account page. Ana suspects that he is flagged by financial institutions or payment processors as a "high risk recipient".

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5px3h7nbc26 (archive)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5pxqmzt7c26 (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5py23g7qc2e (archive)


He doesn't think that a lawyer can help. A "source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard" claims that he has been automatically targeted by Mastercard Threat Intelligence (archive) AI for the ASMR lewdtubing, but also likely manually flagged for his "activism work":

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5q2dkcqac2p (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5pyo5d7b22z (archive)


THIS IS FOR NULL'S EYES ONLY

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r2mswsx22j (archive)

Maybe he'll start taking Bill Pay checks. Call it PayTroon.

AI is a dangerous, discriminatory threat to anyone who isn't a white cis straight civilian:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5q3nwyeks25 (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5q4q2skzk2p (archive)


It's making him physically ill (more than usual):

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5qzkvumls2j (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r2f6vv7c2j (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r2kdvans2j (archive)


At some points he got pushback about his focus on AI, use of the term "debanking", and what was on his Throne account:

Spoiler

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5qxlbcl6s2b (archive)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r5jol4322n (archive)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r5wwtjf22o (archive)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r3on2xjs25 (archive)

In conclusion, GIVE ME MONEY!

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5r6wdgw6k2d (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5sf4ahwac2a (archive)

 

[majorplayer]

Every time Phil opens his mouth he just sounds worse.

It was the same with the Kirsche drama. He's such a narc that when he speaks he has to hear the sound of his own voice as the loudest in the room.

If he really wanted to win the argument, he would mod his content to get it published instead of publicly feuding with PornHub. No one really cares about his content anyway, so this is another grift but regardless, this gives him a minute amount of narc supply, which is why he's throwing around Kirsche and Asmongold. He's hoping to bait them into another feud but they aren't paying attention.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So incel, you have two choices.

Give your money to Ana Valens in exchange for:

• Dommy Mommy Porn spoken in the least sexy voice possible.
• Personalized ASMR Content spoken by someone with a boring voice and a poor writer.
• Knowing Valens isn't contaminating fast food or interacting with the general public.

Or, give your money to Joshua Moon in exchange for:

• A place to gossip on the internet without walking on eggshells.
• Being able to feature posts on a site with thousands of viewers.
• Giving people stickers to make them mad as hell then laughing at them for getting mad.
• Knowing Moon is filled with quality cheese and able to fight legal battles. He will still berate you in a nonsexy way, but you know where you stand.

Tough choice, gotta say.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Ana's Buy Me a Coffee has been suspended:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tc44zwsk24 (archive)


Lots of accounts gone, Ko-fi not looking good:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tdtgbly22y (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tf37vpc22f (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5thym2co22r (archive)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5ti3m6bdc2r (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tikqavjk2f (archive)


If you want a vision of the future, imagine a giantess stamping on your face - forever:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tjcxgdws2f (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tkjazat22j (archive)


I love my "job":

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tswvaijs2i (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tueu53ts2n (archive)


Some thunking he did in his Discord by the looks of it. Confirms that his bank account is under his deadname:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tuz2lgqc2k (archive)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5tyye24g22g (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5u23w6tck2n (archive) - Sora fetish content, including vore.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5u2pjj4b22p (archive)


He claims a second source says he's been blacklisted by payment processors as a creator, and it could escalate into debanking. He will "likely" look into legal options:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5ubi2cm5k2d (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5uc7xtkik2i (archive)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5ucqfuhss2i (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5uv4l2hd227 (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5uoqaj3kc2f (archive)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This was the internet people like Phil advocated for, so it's a bit about complaining about the bed you've just made.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

This was the internet people like Phil advocated for, so it's a bit about complaining about the bed you've just made.

It's a matter of (financial) life or death now.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's a matter of (financial) life or death now.

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You know who else has been debanked?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The acvalens.net Bluesky account has been renamed to acvalens.com, frist archive, with the acvalens.net account recreated for just the ASMR smut:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5xcrszzjk2p (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3m5xd4quqxs2o (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5xcwhpwhc2p (archive)


I don't think that's going to fool any payment processors, but it's yet another Nullo-approved move (like the separation of KF and MATI funding sources).

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5vso4szgc2v (archive) - Ko-fi reinstated.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5w25hajzs2g (archive) - Reiterating that no bank accounts or "payment processing account"(s) have been closed.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5wqvwgchs2c (archive) - VTuber Twitter has the craziest shit.

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5xeglntz22o (archive)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5xfrt47es26 (archive)

a lot of my career is a story of maladaptive perfectionism

sadly the people who engage in this kind of behavior are not very sympathetic to the human impact and just start moaning and groaning the moment you argue that maybe part of transmisogyny is demanding inhumanity from a human.

YouTube clip of stream, "Paypros Are Blacklisting Ana Valens?!", did not watch. Audio-only attached:

He has reskeeted many messages of support in recent days, cluttering his timeline. This is just one I found funny:

https://bsky.app/profile/charredasperity.bsky.social/post/3m5uqllitvs2x (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/charredasperity.bsky.social (archive)

 

[Precious Bodily Fluids]

I don't want him to be banned by payment processors for making his disgusting fetish porn. It is a slippery slope. Not that he would return the favour towards somebody like Null, we already know what a self-serving hypcrite that Phil is. This is only a problem to him because it's happening to him.

A related but separate point are his denials that he's trying to make money from porn. He's obviously cycling through payment vendors because he was banned from earlier ones for making porn.

His best argument is that we should oppose it happening to him because it's a slippery slope. He should just say "I'm being discriminated against by payment vendors for making porn and society should want payment vendors to be politically neutral". The truth would serve just fine yet he keeps lying. You can see he's trying to make the first argument but also can't help himself. There's obviously no meaningful way in which it's possible to distinguish between people sending him money to pay for his porn content vs supposed good Samaritans who are just helping him pay rent out of the goodness of their hearts. If you sell a product or service then it can be reasonably assumed that the money you regularly receive from random strangers is for that product or service.

 

[DragoonSierra]

How do you specialize in gooner content creation yet not know what you can and can't get away with?

 

[clipartfan92]

The acvalens.net Bluesky account has been renamed to acvalens.com, frist archive, with the acvalens.net account recreated for just the ASMR smut

Attached archives of the account data gathered with skeetbeaver (a).

edit: also updated this thread archive at archive.today

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Spoiler: Trans Salamander sighting and 'rapehon'

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5ymyxuo4s2i (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5yvkffkq22v (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Stealth trans vtuber question

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5yxadi6k22l (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: AI trashing

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m632m5ylyk2e (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Giantess vore single

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m63gi4e73c24 (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: F1NN5TER gender mutilation clinic and other tranny stuff

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m63kxygs6k24 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m63lqtxra224 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m64c265i2s2g (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m64dwlpujs2g (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Twitter/Bluesky echo chamber

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m66euhwrtc2p (archive) (mega)

Summary of "paypros censorship": https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m5zik7v7j22a (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m64euxpe2k23 (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m62w2eo62c2e (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m633d7dut22e (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m63kcev6ps24 (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m63kgks3vs24 (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m664xh2qns2q (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m665kvivjc2q (archive) (mega)

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If you can't think of something to be thankful for this year, I've got you:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6kaouqzak25 (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: General degeneracy

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m66tepzqis27 (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6a2wx5mlc2g (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6a7isthmc2o (archive) (mega)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6aggtjvi22z

(archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cwt6m2f22b (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6d3o55swk2j (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6d46dfgpk2j (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6f3pdgdr22u (archive) (mega) - "Everyone transsexual discord needs beegirl"

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6gkjlwgns2s (archive) (mega) - He played Giantess Playground before it was cool.

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6hhj6ywdk2t (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Olivia Nuzzi, followed by KotakuInAction sex murmurs

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6chita3lk2q (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cikwumfs2q (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: It's hard to get cancelled, and VTuber lolicon stances

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6clvg6r6k2c (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cnezglw22c (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cmohxgu22c (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6dp5ylhr22m (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Bluesky talk

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cxbdwocc2b (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6cxteqshc2b (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6d3bfnhw22j (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6jvwsuuzs2n (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Grifting paranoia

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6dmpg2zhc2s (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Shurelia / Leaflit

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6fuq3j6622l (archive) (mega)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6fcpiu5j22u (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6juas24vs2n (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Throne follow-up

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6hwxt3bm225 (archive) (mega)

 

[AMHOLIO]

One of those tweeter said that the bank itself is targeting Ana. I wouldn't put it that way - someone is calling/emailing the banks and telling them Ana should be flagged. Maybe it's by charge report, maybe it's something else. The point is, Ana has made so many enemies over the years that one or more of them got pissed enough to campaign for this. This could be anyone, from an ex-friend(s) at one of the hundreds of online journalism jobs Ana ran through like toilet paper to Kirsche fans who are still salty. I'm kinda impressed at how deep the well of disrespect is going that someone/some people are actively petitioning banks about it.

My last guess is that of all things, someone was using someone else's charge cards to subscribe/donate to one of Valens' stuff, got caught and canceled, then did it again and again until the banks decided to flag any "Ana Valens" related content as a red flag. ...which would mean someone is so pornsick that they might have tanked some of their most donated to streamers, likely another troon.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

AHAHAHAHAHA. If everywhere you go stinks of shit, you should check under your nose, Phil.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6mvzqj3tk2o (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Americanophobia blocklist

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6mlhemsvs2u (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Gooner piracy helps the Ana Valens brand

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6mpotd2h22g (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Mastercard call ops

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6ncduxn5s2e (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6ncsz2gac2y (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rio7vbvc2d (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rla7gtks2d (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rn3ca5ic2p (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rxnmc7522v (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Cancel culture

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6nmx365b22k (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6nnlyag622k (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6no23mk3c2k (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6plllosjc2h (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Zentreya VTuber Nazi-chic controversy

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6ulzp7bb223 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6umuqhav223 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6un7dkcbs23 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6unqvz37s23 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6unulliok23 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6uo4ejyg223 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6uoftewrc23 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6upcrcyus23 (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6usgvg7vk2t (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6utovapts2t (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: Misc.

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6p53gq6rs2e (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rkgb6yo22d (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rm2c3n7c2d (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rnuscfqc2p (archive) (mega) - Aftermath (video game news)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6rvhmv3uc2v (archive) (mega)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6pp6arzp22h (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6sromte422z (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3m6t42ca2bc2j (archive) (mega)

 

[AMHOLIO]

ANA!
WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR!