Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

Not happening because of laziness agoraphobia.

At this point, he isn't getting any media work that requires him to show his face (he's only showing his vtuber faces to the world aside from the odd selfie) in New York City (Vice has an office there), he's e-begging for rent every month, and he's shutting himself inside most of the time because "muh agoraphobia". Maybe it's time to move somewhere cheaper? The same level of begging goes much further if you're paying half the rent.

"I can't move to West Virginia, there are too many transphobes there!"
 
Not happening because of laziness agoraphobia.

At this point, he isn't getting any media work that requires him to show his face (he's only showing his vtuber faces to the world aside from the odd selfie) in New York City (Vice has an office there), he's e-begging for rent every month, and he's shutting himself inside most of the time because "muh agoraphobia". Maybe it's time to move somewhere cheaper? The same level of begging goes much further if you're paying half the rent.

"I can't move to West Virginia, there are too many transphobes there!"
Fair enough, I just hate hearing bleating about his financial situation when it's been accepted forever that talented non-sex pest creatives can expect to need a day job for the vast bulk of their careers.

Especially when so much of his situation is self-inflicted, like I'm sure it's been discussed, but Archive of Our Own is known to be free speech absolutist so why isn't this retard just publishing there and posting coy links to it? Or use any of the Patreon knockoffs or even OnlyFans to publish?
 
This year Julay's Philip is a side attraction in a low level category but the fact he's there at all means it's just a coin toss every year until he's competing with the big boys.
I did my part, I vooted. He's much more representative of the degenerate VTubing community than the Burnt Peanut.

The current thing, Venezuela:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbkbelx2x22m (archive) (mega)
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Blog post dooming about video games "journalism":
Ana Valens: What's Left for the Young Games Journalist, Critic (archive) (mega) (wayback)
I went from reporter to editor to strategist; it would be accurate to say I graced levels of the games media leadership hierarchy that are often inaccessible to transgender women. For this, I've been both parts grateful and remorseful, as my time as an editorial strategist at GAMURS involved implementing one of the greatest sins of games journalism's digital media era: Corporate directive on acquiring organic search traffic. This, more than anything, spelled the beginning of the end for GAMURS.
When I think about games criticism's future, I think about the video essayist. There is something so beautiful, so admirable, about the 30+ minute YouTube video game deep dive by a NEET trans woman VN fan, a lifelong outsider who can only calm the passion raging in her heart by opening her pirated copy of Premiere and creating, creating, creating. This is who we should aspire to be. This is who we should emulate.
As for those who wish to become reporters, I'm not sure blogging is the future. But there are models to study. Alyssa Mercante's hybrid streamer-writer style, Stephen Totilo and his work at Game File, or the advocate-journalist model I've put out in my paypros work.

Ana credits his anti-fanbase for archiving his articles:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbis7dwnr225 (archive) (mega)
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Your words form the rope that will hang you. I have no qualms about preserving them.

I did go through and rearchive many of his Daily Dot articles from the Wayback Machine, but IIRC many of them may have already been archived under original, older URL patterns. I did get lucky in archiving and triple/quadruple archiving some of his Vice articles before they were removed.

Ana vs. VTuber Tomoe Umari:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbjliu7s222f (archive) (mega)
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Still talking about VAllure and trannies:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbipapeyhc2t (archive) (mega)
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Nux Taku out at Mythos?
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbk7y34jkk24 (archive) (mega)
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He forgot to add that your neighbor was attempting to get you and your roommates addicted to several life ruining drugs and take money from you, while also neglecting all his kids.

I went from reporter to editor to strategist; it would be accurate to say I graced levels of the games media leadership hierarchy that are often inaccessible to transgender women
What the fuck do you mean? All a man has to do is to put on a dress and suddenly he's a woman. This has happened to several CEOs who were the first trans CEO for their company. The same happens to every single video game autist job.


Your words form the rope that will hang you. I have no qualms about preserving them.
I mean, he whines when people archive that sex crime carousel tweet, so I'm sure he's very happy to be a turd in the archive.
 
Phil deactivated his Bluesky account, apparently after a pile-on.
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It wasn't over his vicious attacks on others, or disgust at his relentless gooning to his many weird fetishes. It was because one person (Parker Molloy) mildly questioned a furry putting boobs on Isabelle the dog from Animal Crossing, and Phil got pushback when he got involved in the resulting idiotic slapfighting.
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Part of the original thread by Parker Molloy. He eventually deactivated his account over all this.
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Some responses, posted by Molloy.
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Phil's posts again. This is someone's image from Bluesky, there was probably more.
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Fallout.
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Edit: Of course he couldn't even go away for one whole day. His last thread before running away yesterday.
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The comeback.
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Last word.
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"Journalism" may be the only "job" that deserves someone like Phil.
 
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I still can't believe that this retard directly connected his professional identity to his disgusting nudes and freaky perversions. Then again, I also can't believed he wrote "professionally" about these things. I know Vice is a rapidly sinking ship, but why did they or anyone else hire him? That's almost as crazy as this loony troon is.
 
Edit: Of course he couldn't even go away for one whole day. His last thread before running away yesterday.

Both accounts are deactivated for now, I'll be F5'ing. It shouldn't be too long, he needs at least one account to post his low-grade smut and beg for rent money after all.

EDIT: It's that time of the month again. Who could have predicted this?!

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbuqygfybc2f (archive) (mega)
https://ko-fi.com/acvalens (archive) (mega)
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Skeet archives I N C O M I N G:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbnxywbt2k2w (archive) (mega) - "A lot of people on the left fail to reckon their role in making all the paypros stuff worsen"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbnzub6vi223 (archive) (mega) - "much zoomer / millennial queer stuff is also a history of departure from pre-existing community"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbooodrkc227 (Skyview failed - Bluesky archive) (mega) - "I do think folks took things WAY too far toward Parker"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mborzkhlok2h (archive) (mega) - "A bit depressing left & liberal media figures immersed in online culture fail to grasp why, for example, furries might take offense to having furry stuff put on blast"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbouj5jpxs2c (archive) (mega) - "I think a lot of this discourse has also devolved into any trans woman with an opinion getting this aggro treatment"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbovy3efvk2e (archive) (mega) - "Hasan was right lol"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbowmm5uik2z (archive) (mega) - "This entirely and it’s why a lot of games journalist consistently dropped the ball on censorship discourse"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mboyzy43ok2d (archive) (mega) - "a site where 75% of the userbase was shoved into a locker in high school for being weird"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbpgbrxpdk2e (archive) (mega) - "meanwhile as the isabelle discourse happens on here, vtuber twitter is having a mini-discourse about whether vallure accepts trans women... go back in the box 2026, we're right back to 2025"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbpmknxuok2l (archive) (mega) - "seeing people trying to get a pound of flesh out of me now"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbpmpm6y7k2l (archive) (mega) - "IMO the Isabelle mod discourse has spiraled way out of control. Put it to bed and let it go."
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbptdc7xn22f (archive) (mega) - "Twitch suspended a VTuber after incorrectly assuming she was 'under the minimum age required in your region.' As she wrote, Twitch has her 'tax information as an affiliate,' so the false age flag makes zero sense"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbpzdn4d5k2t (archive) (mega) - "I've been dealing with a lot of weird and aggressive comments"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbrknbzsps2j (archive) (mega) - "Btw, Kate [Katelyn Burns] and I had some incredibly respectful and meaningful convos on what happened to Parker — even tho we find ourselves with some differing opinions"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbrk4y5z622j (archive) (mega) - "I’m going to reactivate quickly to say something, then I’m out again"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbrm2v3rt22j (archive) (mega) - "One final point I’ll add here, I’ve considered wrapping up my journalistic content entirely and officially moving on to adult content creation only"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbryxn5mm22x (archive) (mega) - "yuri-themed giantess ASMR stream tonight"
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbuxlznw3c2z (archive) (mega)
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He's double dipping:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbuztveemc2b (archive) (mega)
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I decided to archive this because someone tried to archive it 4 days ago, unsuccessfully, due to the age nag.

https://linktr.ee/acvalens (zipped MHTML attached)

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Part of the original thread by Parker Molloy. He eventually deactivated his account over all this.
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Some responses, posted by Molloy.
I never thought that I'd see the day where Parker Molloy was unambiguously in the right. I figured he'd get himself canceled at some point, those who live by the sword and all, but I really wasn't expecting it to be over expressing very mild condescension to someone who wanted boobs on a dog in a video game.

Still though, no sympathy from me. Lie down with (big booby) dogs, wake up with fleas.
 
Wow, I'm speechless:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbwawfyzjs24 (archive) (mega)
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He is continuing to indicate that he will ditch activism/journalism in favor of full-time smut production:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbwhew4drk2h (archive) (mega)
I’d like to move away from providing as much analysis and journalistic work. Will do sex ed streams, zatsu with political discussion, highlight major events in online censorship. But I think the climate on social media (on and off Bluesky) is very hostile to journalists for unsustainable reasons

I’m comfortable with being a polarizing figure, but I would like people to be a little less weird about me on here. People are very weird. The only path forward to accomplish that is to become an adult creator and VTuber in entirety and say goodbye to doing journalistic work in a dedicated capacity

It’s a lot easier for people to have no opinion if you don’t share an opinion — a wise girl once said nothing at all. It’s not great that it’s come to this but I think a decade of hard work has been put it and it’s time to retire from my tour of duty. Not a surprise, I’ve talked about this lots
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But less than a day later, he expresses interest in joining a new video game journalism hellsite:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbzcohfd7k2u (archive) (mega)
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https://www.mothership.blog/board-the-mothership/ (archive) (mega) (wayback)
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Blessing 404 Media (news for Internet Karens), and throwing some more shade at Aftermath:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbwlrai2k223 (archive) (mega)
404 Media remains one of the few outlets to actually protect and defend adult devs with zero self-consciousness. Bless Sam Cole

I don’t think I need to mention the fact that, you know, Aftermath ain’t touching this

The remaining games journalists really are failing you, like even if their editors would reject stories on this… telling they aren’t talking about it on here
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mbz2vcr7js2c (archive) (mega)
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Ana is second place LOTY on the Vtuber category above every actual Vtuber :'( I'm so proud of all you faggots I'm literally gonna troon out and cosplay as Garth to celebrate!

this retard directly connected his professional identity to his disgusting nudes and freaky perversions
Philip was riding fully that era from 2012 to 2020 where trannies could do no wrong and you couldn't say a word even against those that turned out to be actual school shooters or convicted pedophiles.

If you did, you'd catch a permanent ban in every platform and banking service in the world for your sin.

Never forget these people were this close to absolute cultural control of society and they couldn't wait to use it to gleefully kill you, rape your family and laugh about it for years later after the fact.

Never forget Ana's breeding camp fantasy isn't a quirky fetish but their actual vision of a perfect utopia worth killing for.
 
Phil wants the money and the gooning from sex work, but for some reason, he thinks his opinin as a manwhore is worth something. He wants to be an influencer in that respect, something which other people call him smart and insightful while jacking off to him ( :cryblood: ) but unfortunately the audience that takes men pretending to be women prostitutes is incredibly small. Happy second place, Valens!
 
Congrats on placing, Phil! You've finally felted Kirsche, hopefully someone lets him know he finally has something classier to show off than his futa breeding farm asmr. :optimistic:
 
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