Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[Autistic Nonetheless]

It was touch and go there for a moment, but the great battle of gaming vs gooning has not yet produced a victor.

 

[FBI Neighbor]

hopefully someone lets him know

He has used a post in this thread as a profile background and mentioned KF users by name. He's with us.

Hi Phil! How are your career prospects for 2026? Going hard on the Julays again this year, my man?

When this thread was created he said "I have a person monitoring this thread for me". All paying any attention to the last 100 pages know this has to be the stereotypical Phil doublespeak.

He wants to read his thread but he also wants to give an impression he's above it and it means nothing to him. Phil has made a career out of putting words together than only conceal his true intentions to people scrolling through his throwaway "today on Twitter" articles while on the shitter, barely reading.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Phil has made a career out of putting words together than only conceal his true intentions to people scrolling through his throwaway "today on Twitter" articles while on the shitter, barely reading.

My favorite is when he directly lies that cis lesbians have slept with him. No dumbass, lesbians don't like penis! She's bi at the most, and if not, I'm surprised you managed to guilt trip over 2 lesbians into pityfucking you over the cotton ceiling. I am certain they tell tales about how creepy you are to others, too.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

New PFP from here: https://bsky.app/profile/ravinelux.bsky.social/post/3mc4lzslops2q (archive)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mc2cbrjz4226 (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcagj7vokc2y (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcbhst7a6s2m (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mc5xscd77s2l (archive) (mega) - "Give yuri anime recs"

 

[ICraveDeath]

New PFP from here: https://bsky.app/profile/ravinelux.bsky.social/post/3mc4lzslops2q (archive)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mc2cbrjz4226 (archive) (mega)

Idk how to tell Phil this but the average lesbian is already reading amazing lesbian media with sexual themes, they just aren't interested in listening to him jerk his tiny little cock whilst describing in intimate detail how he'd like to rape them between belches.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

VR game devs are suffering because Meta didn't cater to the gooners:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcprwabtys2n (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcpsmjbcq22n (archive) (mega)


Hyperscrupulosity BAD:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcqxpw7a2k26 (archive) (mega)


More Yuri anime recommendations: https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mcqslldd3s2c (archive) (mega)

He has kept to his word and slowed down the pace after being BTFO'd on loli/Isabelle or whatever:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mctaujwu3k2l (archive) (mega)

 

[Snow Miku]

"Nowhere do I see it being friendly to white middle suburbia."

Appending "white" to random unrelated shit is one of the more annoying linguistic quirks of the white SJW. Does this troon really believe that black middle suburbia is ready and waiting for VR anime sex shows? No, I don't think even he is that ignorant, adding "white" is just one more way to make this group sound baaaaaad. Just say "normies" next time, loser.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Soon, learn 2 Bluesky VTuber with Ana:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md4mgz45ac2n (archive) (mega)

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Recognize when a VTuber fetish subgenre is your "primary industry":
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md5zn6sbok2r (archive) (mega)


This is the Bluesky VTuber guide he mentioned writing:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md7wcrjpsc2t (archive) (mega)

Ana Valens: Bluesky & VTubers: A Guide to Growth, Long-Term (archive) (ghost) (mega)

Bluesky has a bustling NSFW scene complete with adult models, NSFW artists, erotica writers, ASMRists, and lewdtubers. Algorithmic censorship does not impact adult creators on Bluesky, although users are asked to manually label material considered "suggestive," "adult," or featuring "nudity." Otherwise, Bluesky is well known for hosting a lot of pornography, although account-level moderation settings allow users to (mostly) avoid it if they'd prefer not to see it.

Many adult creators rely on Bluesky financially.

"It is fine to dress like a mom":
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md6zhvowac2f (archive) (mega)


ICE shooting aftercare:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md6wfk6of22f (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md6wkxtwg22f (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3md7onmsaxk2b (archive) (mega)

Careful saying that word, "gridlock". He might record ICE Sissy Hypnosis Giantess ASMR [TF4Congress] [Sexual Congress].

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

*Rattles a giant-sized tin can with coins uwu*:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com (archive)


Don't make unfair assumptions about "women" in activist movements:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mddclno6s22e (archive) (mega)

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

A porn comic was very formative, shocker:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdng4ijjqs2p (archive) (mega)


He enjoys being out of the journalism industry (and begging for next month's rent):
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdnncjhal22w (archive) (mega)


Rev says desu getting dropped victory lap, biggest political milestone in ENVTubing since Hogwarts Legacy:

Spoiler

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdrowxy5lk2y (archive) (mega)

Re: Epstein:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdsm5zgd7c2y (archive) (mega)

this is why it's so easy to predatorjacket trans women.

Article he was reskeeting a lot:
Mashable: Adult creators are still getting debanked — but it doesn't just impact them (archive) (ghost) (mega)

 

[Surfin Terf]

A porn comic was very formative, shocker:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdng4ijjqs2p (archive) (mega)

I bet that Phil’s the kind of guy who goes on about “media literacy”. The implication of The Invitation is that the main characters are being brainwashed into submitting to a hedonistic demon god and that the woman, before submitting, left a warning for the world to try to defeat this menace. Even if you do jerk off to the comic, it’s pretty obvious that you’re not actually supposed to think it’s a good thing, people are losing their loved ones to it and then those loved ones, if they are even allowed to retain that much of their mind, then try to invite them into the home where they are quickly brainwashed and lose years without knowing.

Which does actually sound like trans goals, but as is so often the case, also sounds like an extremely transphobic description of the trans community. The main difference between transphobic propaganda and the trans community’s collective vision for the world is that in their fantasies they aren’t ugly. Of course, in the comic the woman does catch a glimpse of the god’s true form and is disgusted and distraught, so I guess that they don’t even get that part right all the time.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Which does actually sound like trans goals, but as is so often the case, also sounds like an extremely transphobic description of the trans community.

I think the lolcow sees it as being able to express things openly without fear and the power of being mind controlled as freedom to give into depravity. In Valens' mind, it might be framed as pushing others to freedom whether they want it or not. This means Valens sees everyone like Valens sees himself: always horny. And in his mind, they are too repressed to enjoy it or need to be "forced" to enjoy it so they can have true freedom of jerking off.

Had Phil Whyte been born in another time, he'd be forcibly converting people to Christianity or Islam (and committing rape of course). Maybe if he found a physical new age religious cult, he'd be that high ranking cult member that other higher ups would make take the fall once they got investigated by someone. But since he was born and exists in modern day America around the time of the great internet porn access, he's converted to goonerism and just THINKS really hard about raping and converting everyone and anyone.

He's currently too agoraphobic to groom outside of his small IRL troon circle at least. I would not be surprised if someone comes out and accuses Phil of sex misconduct one day, and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it is another person of gender. What a despicable, retarded sex addict.

The main difference between transphobic propaganda and the trans community’s collective vision for the world is that in their fantasies they aren’t ugly.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I found this on the funny images thread and thought it sums Phil's journalistic career quite well.

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[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Happy 32nd birthday, Phil! (It's tomorrow, on Feb. 9.)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdvemvakws2l (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: How about a gift?

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mebsmnywus2h (archive) (mega)

Thoughts on journalism:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mdxtbenod22s (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3me27vi2u7c2e (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3me2asfj3i22e (archive) (mega)


The right wing wave is coming for Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3me2c63fotk2e (archive) (mega)


He weighed in on the Phase Connect Jelly/Clara VTubing drama:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/genera...youtubers-vtubers-chuubas.69525/post-23646095
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/genera...youtubers-vtubers-chuubas.69525/post-23651102

Here's some more of his VTuber bloviating:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mebptmus3k2h (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mebrfjimks2h (archive) (mega)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mebrn2dufk2h (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mebs5uxz222h (archive) (mega)

I love my job.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Someone is being mean on his birthday:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mehnmgqdgk2s (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: lexlophii.queersplaystuff.org

https://bsky.app/profile/lexlophii.queersplaystuff.org/post/3megpbceq4k2l (archive) (mega)



https://bsky.app/profile/lexlophii.queersplaystuff.org/post/3megyfs4gys2z (archive) (mega)



Here's an extra one:

https://bsky.app/profile/lexlophii.queersplaystuff.org/post/3megpwfk46s2l (archive) (mega)



A funny aspect to this is that the religious use of alt text makes the screenshot reply searchable:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mefeuvka6c2o (archive) (mega)

Can't believe how close I am to Partner numbers ; W ;

He is skeeting a lot about Discord, but thinks not many will switch away (including himself):
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megpeot5tc26 (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megwpybg6c26 (archive) (mega)

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megyhfo2a226 (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megyqcnkh226 (archive) (mega)


Mixed in are a couple potshots at Aftermath:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megr6dkcvk26 (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3megxbpb4sk26 (archive) (mega)

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mehzm2jjok2e (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meki6uyi6c23 (archive) (mega)

Hello acvalens,

We have removed the following video because the content violates Pornhub's Terms of Service.

[ASMR] Devoured Again & Again By A Giantess Succubus [Giantess Vore] [Looping] [Soft Vore] [Burps] [Stomach Sounds] [F4F] [Yuri]

Reason for Removal:

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No one is playing Relooted, and it's the fault of games journalists for not shilling it harder, and the readers for celebrating the marginalized voices but not buying the $15 game:

Spoiler

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3melpc5gfh22v (archive) (mega)

Right-wing political extremism is here to stay in ENVTubing:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3melvec5sec2e (archive) (mega)


https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meo4ak7auc2c (archive) (mega)

Spoiler: ☪️

A picture of Ana’s tummy while she’s wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, lying in bed

Fanart: https://bsky.app/profile/sapphicfawn.bsky.social/post/3meni5xjn6c2d (archive) (mega)

Spoiler

 

[AMHOLIO]

"But pornhub it is JUST fantasy cannibalism there's never been a documented consensual internet muder on a cannibal form before!"

Also, Valens, consider the following:

The dev team is also awfully white for a studio that prides itself on being black, but hey what do I know, maybe they're otherkin that identify as a black looter or some shit.

It's whitey's fault.

 

[Nobody Important]

Ana's stomach double:

 

[kazuhiro]