Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
I personally hope not, this thread is so cozy and on point without an inflated page-count from gay retards yapping about dumb shit. Even better, Andy and his crazy family are the primary focus of the thread still. Treasure this thread while it's still in the 2 figure page count.


Myself being a negative nelly aside, Andy is absolutely spiraling and, because he is outside his natural habitat of LEOs that know his bullshit routine, it is getting worse for him. This is like watching an alternate Daniel Larson endgame play out, with way less psychotic kids and fedposting tho.



Anybody who wants to be a cool police-cam requestin' dude can hit up the City of Cleveland police public records request page here and reward us all.
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Cleveland Police Chief Dorothy Todd is awaiting your request RIGHT NOW, Kiwis.
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done and done...absolutely dying to see what it says. that said, it costs maybe a quarter, 2 bucks at most for a 3 page affidavit, so im willing to throw some pocket change towards this endeavor.
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Andy had his bond hearing and is being held on $1,000 cash or surety. I'm shocked a judge would consent to allow this fecal goblin to inflict himself on the public for as little as $100...well, not that shocked given the state of current year.

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Poogers said:
Andy had his bond hearing and is being held on $1,000 cash or surety. I'm shocked a judge would consent to allow this fecal goblin to inflict himself on the public for as little as $100...well, not that shocked given the state of current year.

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He still won't be able to pay it though, he'll be sitting in the chokey until trial time and am I happy about that!

It must have been pretty serious to be a/ a felony and b/ that they wouldn't let an 'apparent' retard out on his own recognizance.

Let's poll the audience and see what they think happnened before the bodycam footage appears!

My guess: He went to the first hospital he saw, tried to get admitted, ran into roadblocks and started tarding out the way he always did back home to get his way, only to get a rude slap of reality. He then decided to step it up and break shit before security took him down and called the po-po to come collect his shitty ass.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
He still won't be able to pay it though, he'll be sitting in the chokey until trial time and am I happy about that!

It must have been pretty serious to be a/ a felony and b/ that they wouldn't let an 'apparent' retard out on his own recognizance.

Let's poll the audience and see what they think happnened before the bodycam footage appears!

My guess: He went to the first hospital he saw, tried to get admitted, ran into roadblocks and started tarding out the way he always did back home to get his way, only to get a rude slap of reality. He then decided to step it up and break shit before security took him down and called the po-po to come collect his shitty ass.
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My guess is also hospital related but I think he threw a fit about being transferred to WV. In the last video he says they were considering about shipping him off to WV and my best guess is he became disruptive enough in the hospital to warrant the cops. Or in true Andy fashion called them himself and proceeded to throw a fit.
 
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CowPox said:
I want to see him pull this baby retard shit on a group of niggers in jail or some such.
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That's the advice they give for going to prison right? Go right up to the biggest blackest guy in the yard and fling your shitty diaper at him.

I think Ditch will get Chris Chan style protective custody on account of the deranged way he behaves.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Just leave him to rot in solitary.
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And may he be poopin himself all day and night.
CowPox said:
I want to see him pull this baby retard shit on a group of niggers in jail or some such.
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please, please, please, please, please yes.

I honestly can't belive it's gotten to this point. I figured he would torture his parents to death and kill his brother after and then just, shit himself and do nothing I guess. Does anyone think that he's gonna act "normal" in jail or is he just gonna keep trying and harassing the guards with his bullshit. I can imagine Andy now, hands around the bars and banging his head yelling "THIS IS BUSING ME! I HAVE AUTISM I WILL GET MY LAWYER!" Oh what a world....
 
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Banquet Meal said:
if i did this wrong, please feel free to delete, also the good stuff is at the bottom
he shit in the back of an ambulance...jesus christ.
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Whoever said Andy was arrested for throwing a fit at the hospital you win! Man I don't know the first responders and hospital staff were able to keep it together. To be honest I would have lost it because Andy is an asshole. But to be a fly on the wall watching this all go down.
 
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