Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

He'll just smear the walls in feces.


What he needs is a good ol' taste of the American Justice System
it is uncanny that you mention this, i was going to say that he sounds JUST like the the whiny fat guy that gets the shit beat out of him, because he wont stop whining about how he doesnt belong there.
 
Another video by Andy? Dude is on a roll. Homelessness has broken him.

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Wow. I just got done listening this, and around the 35 minute mark he absolutely flips out. Pretty sure he hits his dad while yelling and his dad starts crying. I heard this is probably the incident that left him homeless.
 
Wow. I just got done listening this, and around the 35 minute mark he absolutely flips out. Pretty sure he hits his dad while yelling and his dad starts crying. I heard this is probably the incident that left him homeless.
That's scary to listen to. I remember reading how he was abusive to his young brother Joe when they were younger. For the life of me I don't understand Andy's mind when he harms his family. Like they're the only people in the world who would have his back but he fucked up and now he's homeless.
 
I'm gonna wait for the commentubers to do their reactions. I know they're not very well-liked around these parts, but I need someone to chime in periodically to give me a breath of fresh air.

I'd rather shoot myself in the balls or listen to Turkey Tom get things wrong than listen to Andy's 45-minute babytalk pity-party.
what was really enraging though, was the judge bitching out andys elderly father for not giving a shit if he comes back to NY or not...what the fuck. does anyone care about the real victims here?
Woman in Government Moment.
 
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I'm gonna wait for the commentubers to do their reactions. I know they're not very well-liked around these parts, but I need someone to chime in periodically to give me a breath of fresh air.

I'd rather shoot myself in the balls or listen to Turkey Tom get things wrong than listen to Andy's 45-minute babytalk pity-party.

Woman in Government Moment.
Here's the relevant part (where he freaks out) if anyone wants to watch it.

 
I listened to the audio again. Did the judge imply that the hospital tried to file a suit against him?
Woman in Government Moment.
Uhm, unless I'm deaf, I think the bitchy judge in the previous court audio is a man.

Research indicates it's Justice Emilio Colaiacovo. He's actually on the New York Supreme Court.

This dude is probably not aware of Andy's online footprint. I'm sure he has access to relevant documents pertaining to his recent medical history as it relates to the current case, but unfortunately we can't expect every member of the judicial system to discover all of Andy's lore. We don't like it but I'm sure many of them have since been made aware of this (the Ohio cops especially). Word does travel fast. I would love to hear phone conversations between the Ohio and New York coppers.

The judge might have sung a different tune if he was familiar with the lore, but then again maybe not. Look at his title.
 
That's scary to listen to. I remember reading how he was abusive to his young brother Joe when they were younger. For the life of me I don't understand Andy's mind when he harms his family. Like they're the only people in the world who would have his back but he fucked up and now he's homeless.
yeah, i mean if he hitting in self defense that would be one thing, but Andy just up and attacked them for no reason. and his dad and mom are actually disabled and they cannot defend themselves or run away. his brother is not in the best shape either to fend off this evil monster. that is quite scary, i mean to have someone like that in your house, riding in your car, they are a legit danger to you and others, maybe part of the reason besides the whole ' they are passive-aggressive and are miserable wallowers in life themselves; they also may have put up with him this long is because ''family, and supposed unconditional love'' , heh sorry but love has its limits, when someone is abusive, or harms others, thats the line. love, respect, trust, those things are earned, those are not blind obligations because you are blood related. having that mentality of ''well he or she is family so.....'' sets a person up to be a victim and can indeed be a very dangerous dire situation, so no, people need to draw the line when it comes to any form of abuse of them or others.
 
heh sorry but love has its limits, when someone is abusive, or harms others, thats the line. love, respect, trust, those things are earned, those are not blind obligations because you are blood related. having that mentality of ''well he or she is family so.....'' sets a person up to be a victim and can indeed be a very dangerous dire situation, so no, people need to draw the line when it comes to any form of abuse of them or others.
Unconditional love (the highest form, agape in Greek) wills the good of the other person. Sometimes, that good can only come from getting you getting away, and that person being corrected with a billyclub upside the head.
 
Well shit, this thread just made me lose my appetite. So basically his mother just looked at random blogs on the internet, thinks she professionally diagnosed his son, and now tells her son that he's autistic while further encouraging his delusional belief? It's so Ironic how she thinks she's a professional but instead of treating his mental illness she keeps encouraging it, but she "loves" him, doesn't she? (After OP posted evidence about his mother allegedly molesting him through out childhood) Kind of like one of those various "psychic healers" scammers on those "spiritual connection" websites promoting useless products to gullible idiots.
What? His mom didn't diagnose him with anything. She's the least combative, but she's aware he's not autistic.
 
“They told me point blank that I have nothing wrong”
Andy,I’m stating to think that if you can set up a wireless router you can wipe your own ass without a diagram sheet for toddlers…
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This is the first time listing to Andy from start to finish without turning him off. He's too annoying. It's insane how he's like two people talking: toddler Andy and lawyer Andy. No person with sever autism would talk like Andy. And he wonders why no one believes he has autism. Also did he say he had help changing his diapers at McDonald's? Super Don't Me!
 
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I listened to the audio again. Did the judge imply that the hospital tried to file a suit against him?
That indeed appears to be what he said. His wording implied it was contingent on Andy's own suit in order to exist, so a countersuit. It's wild how serious the law system takes all plaintiffs, even if they're walking in homeless, smell like shit and have delusions of grandeur like Daniel Larson or Andrew Ditch.
 
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Fuck man right in the feels when his dad started crying. Does Andy want to fuck his dad? He acts like a jealous girlfriend about his mom.

Do autists frequently use sarcasm? Or understand it? The fedpost urge intensifies when he starts blathering with his “guess whaaat?” “Hmmmm?!” “Woooow, ‘magine that” bullshit. I can’t believe he pivoted from “I wanted to apologize to my dad” to “as you see I did nothing wrong” ugh. Fuck this guy.
 
Fuck man right in the feels when his dad started crying. Does Andy want to fuck his dad? He acts like a jealous girlfriend about his mom.

Do autists frequently use sarcasm? Or understand it? The fedpost urge intensifies when he starts blathering with his “guess whaaat?” “Hmmmm?!” “Woooow, ‘magine that” bullshit. I can’t believe he pivoted from “I wanted to apologize to my dad” to “as you see I did nothing wrong” ugh. Fuck this guy.
brother i felt that too, yeah same here, that hit me deep in the feels to hear that defeated old man just cry in despair and helplessness, as far as sarcasm goes, yes autistic people can and do get sarcasm, if they are raised around it, and if they have it explained, and if they just happen to process it, it is common for them tp not get it, but many of them do.... to be fair though there are normal people who just dont get sarcasm no matter what. that being said: Andy dont got the 'Tism, that has been proven many times over so yeah, fuck this fool.

My worst fear is having to live with a guy like this.
why would you even have to worry about any possibility of living with someone like Andy ?
just dont go looking for roommates/renters on craigslist and you should be okay LOL
 
The fedpost urge intensifies when he starts blathering with his “guess whaaat?” “Hmmmm?!” “Woooow, ‘magine that” bullshit.
i feel you on that. he is such a goddamn menace, and normally i cant stand reddit faggots, but honestly im kind of glad he has all this attention on him these days. i hope they sent that stupid judge a link to his bullshit too, that was absolutely enraging, hearing this obviously younger man berating a senior citizen for not coming to retrieve his idiot child..the judge had to have read the affidavit, no way he didnt see that hes not some innocent special olympics retard.
i have heard talk about a possible facebook page opening soon about him too, and i personally think its a great idea. like an online neighborhood watch i guess. :lol:
 
why would you even have to worry about any possibility of living with someone like Andy ?
just dont go looking for roommates/renters on craigslist and you should be okay LOL
I'd be more worried about getting my bell rung and turning into him. Though I hope and pray I'd have the willpower to not develop a diaper fetish.
 
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