Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[The_Cranker]

A few weeks before I wrote the OP, I was checking to see if there was already a thread on him. I found the Spergatory thread and a thread request, but when I went to write it, I could only find the former. Someone ended up sharing a video in here where Andy was having a shitfit over the farms, and I realized that he was reading the thread request.

I’ve linked it at the top of the OP, and it’s actually a really insightful look into 2020 Andy. His original original channel used to be called “ozwell,” and it’s since been deleted. The majority of the videos that the thread references have been taken down, but they might still be archived (YouTube archivers have always been on top of it).

Highly recommend checking it out.

 

[Red Mask]

I honestly don’t believe he has an IQ of 81. IQ tests aren’t all that accurate anyway. He knows what he’s doing. Someone doing what he does requires at least average intelligence. Whatever the case, he’s clearly half way decent at manipulating others and since he deletes things, doesn’t that tell you something right there?

As for voting, you think a guy like this votes? Pfft. And really, voting is only impactful depending on who is counting the votes and by sheer numbers

 

[The Un-Clit]

I honestly don’t believe he has an IQ of 81. IQ tests aren’t all that accurate anyway. He knows what he’s doing. Someone doing what he does requires at least average intelligence. Whatever the case, he’s clearly half way decent at manipulating others and since he deletes things, doesn’t that tell you something right there?

As for voting, you think a guy like this votes? Pfft. And really, voting is only impactful depending on who is counting the votes and by sheer numbers

81 isn't paralyzingly retarded. The average IQ is 100 after all. It puts him well below average, but not near as bad as he acts.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I honestly don’t believe he has an IQ of 81. IQ tests aren’t all that accurate anyway. He knows what he’s doing. Someone doing what he does requires at least average intelligence. Whatever the case, he’s clearly half way decent at manipulating others and since he deletes things, doesn’t that tell you something right there?

As for voting, you think a guy like this votes? Pfft. And really, voting is only impactful depending on who is counting the votes and by sheer numbers

Stupid people can do more things that you expect. Actual retards can be quite manipulative.

 

[Not a bee]

I honestly don’t believe he has an IQ of 81. IQ tests aren’t all that accurate anyway. He knows what he’s doing. Someone doing what he does requires at least average intelligence. Whatever the case, he’s clearly half way decent at manipulating others and since he deletes things, doesn’t that tell you something right there?

As for voting, you think a guy like this votes? Pfft. And really, voting is only impactful depending on who is counting the votes and by sheer numbers

People with low IQ can still be manipulative (or try to be)

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

This dumb fucking nigger being "you are buwwying me uwuuuuu" while his parents and brother suffer makes my blood boil. And the way he acts when the police came about the oil diffuser thingy making it harder for his mom to breath.. I kind of wished for a bit of good old police brutality in that moment, ngl.

Perhaps this is BairgainBinLaden.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This dumb fucking nigger being "you are buwwying me uwuuuuu" while his parents and brother suffer makes my blood boil. And the way he acts when the police came about the oil diffuser thingy making it harder for his mom to breath.. I kind of wished for a bit of good old police brutality in that moment, ngl.

Perhaps this is BairgainBinLaden.

Andy might be the only non sex offender/murder (as we know of ) you can ethically Alog to the Nth degree

 

[WhyNot]

Founds some interesting outside perspectives of Andy from reviews on A Best PCs: https://reviews.birdeye.com/a-best-pcs-146728977945163

…which shows that Andrew was acting “normal” and presenting as a functioning adult to outsiders as recently as 5 years ago (2019), at least to the people he was fixing PCs for.

But even at this time, he was developing his autistic/disabled/incontinence persona, as evidenced in his “Able, Disabled Yet Incontinent” blog from 2017. He also called the police 480 times in 2018. That police report where he got in his Mom’s face and threatened her was in 2018. He was spiraling at this point but still “functional” enough to maintain his business and get glowing reviews.

So this would imply that Andy was basically living a double life. He was acting like a normal person to his clients but started harassing his family the second he got home. No wonder they call him on his hypocrisy and “faking.”

The address listed on his website is his home address, which begs the question if customers ever actually went inside. I highly doubt it or they would have been waaay turned off leaving their property with him. I imagine they probably met at a public place where Andy picked up the PC for fixing and then returned it to them at Dunkin Donuts or something.

Everyone in the reviews talk about what a kind, professional and competent repairman he was. He had the capabilities to take this business somewhere and make a living off it instead of mooch off social security and his parents. He could have moved out and lived independently while still indulging in his diaper thing. Why did he opt for this life instead? What could possibly be that appealing about living in an extremely cluttered, dysfunctional environment where there’s a ton of tension?

I guess his desire to be coddled, treated like a toddler, and be the constant center of attention supersedes his desire for any semblance of an adult life. And he’s making everybody miserable for it.

Andy has made it very clear in recent videos is that his ultimate goal is to not having his father take care of him like he whines about, but to move into an assisted living home. But if you listen to recorded discussions with mental health service providers, it’s obvious he’s not going to get it because they refuse to give him an autism diagnosis. And it’s like he’s under the impression the “crazier”, obnoxious and unhinged he acts, the more likely he will get the “care” he desires. It’s not going to happen. And the more desperate he gets, the more things are going to escalate. I genuinely worry for his family. The only full time supervision he’s headed toward is prison.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Stupid people can do more things that you expect. Actual retards can be quite manipulative.

I would go as far as to say it's extremely common. Retards can catch on to the fact they get away with everything because they're "special" pretty quickly. The preferential treatment they receive does not go unnoticed, and they take advantage of it. I witnessed this a lot in school.

So this would imply that Andy was basically living a double life.

Some men lead a double life by having a second family with a mistress or by running a drug ring for side income.

Others pretend to be literal pants shitting retards. Computer whiz by day, diaper fetish sped by night!

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I honestly don’t believe he has an IQ of 81. IQ tests aren’t all that accurate anyway. He knows what he’s doing. Someone doing what he does requires at least average intelligence. Whatever the case, he’s clearly half way decent at manipulating others and since he deletes things, doesn’t that tell you something right there?

As for voting, you think a guy like this votes? Pfft. And really, voting is only impactful depending on who is counting the votes and by sheer numbers

I believe it. All things considered, 81 isn't that low. Mental retardation starts at 70, and even at 80 Andy's score is higher than around 10% of the population (and 40% of the black population lmao). It's not like he's subtle or clever about what he's doing, and if you listen to him speak for any extended ammount of time it becomes pretty obvious that the guy can't hold a coherent thought for longer than a few sentences.
The same medical report that doxxes his IQ also says that he disagreed with the score and thought it should be "much higher". He still seethes about it occasionally, which is not what he'd do if he intended to use it as yet another crybully extortion tool.

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ANDY'S DAD IS HOSPITALIZED (according to the stinkditch)

Apparently, he broke two ribs and puncutred a lung (4:40). How or why this happened remains unclear, though Andy's mublings imply that he fainted and fell. Andy of course only mentions this to argue why he (Andy) should be intitutionalized, and just minutes later chastizes his dad for not helping test his blood sugar. He follows this up by complaining about Joe for similar reasons.
He also claims to have visited his dad once in the hospital to prove that he does in fact care about his family.
Immediately after, he says he shouldn't be required to do this because he is the one who actually needs help, as opposed to his severely injured elderly father.

Anyways I hope this faggot chokes on his own shit one day

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Founds some interesting outside perspectives of Andy from reviews on A Best PCs: https://reviews.birdeye.com/a-best-pcs-146728977945163

Archive
I don't even know if you can delete a Birdeye page, but just in case. The Google Maps listing is completely gone from what I can tell.

Also, these are legit reviews. For the three ones with full names on them, I've been able to find LinkedIn accounts for all three of the people in the Buffalo area. So it wasn't just Andy sock puppeting.

(edited for minor spelling mistake)

 

[Desire]

Yk, out of the most disgusting horrorcows I've seen. This asshole is up there with Cyraxxx and the Gigglygoonclown (do not look up his thread here, it's not for the faint of heart).

 

[Bobuno]

ANDY'S DAD IS HOSPITALIZED (according to the stinkditch)

An update to the situation. Andy just uploaded a new video that starts off with how happy he is that his Dad gets to "take a break and have some rest" (hospitalized) saying it's "nice to see my Dad in a comfortable zone" (ICU). Andy thinks this is a totally sweet situation where no one is messing with him by stomping around the house or arguing with him, however it also SUCKS and is Scary for Andy so he won't be spending the time like a vacation (he had to point that out) and really does love his Dad. Andy says he went to see his Father in the hospital today but uses the visit to lightly bash his brother for not visiting him or their Mom. He then tangents into his medical appointments he had today in an attempt to reinforce his fantasy that the "professionals" he's seeing are helping and for sure aren't a way to express his fetishes.

Speaking of, Andy gives a 4 minute long (6:30-10:30) diaper/shit talk stemming from the idea that he's dehydrated which Andy believes to be the cause for him not wetting the bed last night. He doesn't forget to mention he did however shit himself in his sleep that night and had "no idea!" he did until he went to the bathroom in the morning. He also mentions shitting himself 2 times during the day yesterday as well as while at the Hospital visiting his Dad today while "on the way to the bathroom". He goes into gross as fuck detail about the shit in his diaper in a way only a dude getting a boner to it could. By the end of the details Andy admits to going to BJ's (a wholesale store) still with his same soiled diaper from earlier today claiming the new brand of diapers he's using allowed him to not stink up the place and or cause a scene.

(Time stamped to shit talk)

Andy spends the rest of the video yapping out about his medical situation, most of it consisting of the usual attempts to portray himself as a completely helpless baby who needs everything taken care of for him. Specifically Andy's trying to get his primary care doctor to write a letter stating Andy is unable to properly care for his behavioral,medical,social and personal needs (@16min). Obviously Andy is just trying to get benefits though the state but can't due to his 20 something doctors inability/refusal to all agree with the Autism diagnosis or really any diagnosis that would qualify him for opwdd claims. Because of this I think he's forced into now pivoting to hamming up his mental health issues rather than developmental ones in an attempt to get help from mental health services/organization now that opwdd refuses to give Andy any benefits or the time of day. He says in the video his plan is to go through the mental health system to get a similar diagnosis as he got as a child so he can argue it's legitimacy to opwdd in an attempt to force them into acknowledging him as the disabled manbaby he wants to be making him eligible for services.

TL: DR Andy is still his manbaby poop fetish self even with Dad's in the hospital. Andy is also trying to get benefits from mental health services by now claiming his "developmental issues caused his emotional/behavior issues."

Anyways I hope this faggot chokes on his own shit one day

 

[Buttercream]

People with low IQ can still be manipulative (or try to be)

Intelligence in one domain tends to directly correlate to intelligence in another. Resultingly, a lot of people who are low IQ also lack social intel and thus empathy. It's why retarded people seem to do so many selfish and puerile things, unable to comprehend nor care for the harm caused to others. Andy falls into that category it would seem.

 

[sixuglymidgets]

What makes Andy even more disgusting is even when his family is suffering he has to make it all about himself and his fucked up diaper fetish. It really makes you think when his parents do eventually kick the bucket at their funeral he will make it all about himself.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

>video claims to show Officer Bently getting owned by facts and logic about why he is a big meanie
>in reality it shows Andy getting bombed with Trvth Nvke after trvth nvke by Bently
Every single time.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I don't understand how this man has to spend multiple hours a day babbling about his mental health problems. The biggest favor anyone can do for this man is to revoke his internet privilege's, because he is by far one of the worst advocates for his own case. The fact he has gotten turned down by 20 something doctors and he is still seeking one out that is going to validate his insanity is an absolute monumental waste of time. The state should not have to pay for a perfectly functional and able bodied man to sit around in a bed all day shitting himself. If he wasn't perfectly functional then he would not be able to make 3 hours of YouTube videos and monumentally tldr posts about his delusions. I will be totally honest I didn't watch this most recent video because I can't listen to his nigger babble for more than 30 seconds without shutting the video off. But that just proves that he is perfectly capable of doing things. Even though he is retarded he is not retarded enough to not be able to do some type of job. Even if he doesn't want to get a conventual 9-5 at least spend that time doing something that is actually productive. The computer business was actually something that a guy like him could do and the fact he just gave up on it to pretend he is a man baby is insane.

I can say that this man is a genuine liar and a fake and the Kiwi Farms has done its duty to prove it. I think anyone that encounters this man should out right just call him a fake just to make him seethe. This man deserves to be mocked and he deserves to be bullied because of how he treats his elderly and sick parents. After seeing his selfish rant about his father after being admitted to the hospital because of his various medical problems. Makes me almost want to like I have said in previous posts, punch out the display on my monitor. Almost would be better that they give him his wish and put him in some form of a group home so his parents can have their final days be somewhat peaceful. Only because once they pass on if Andrew doesn't get his group home wish, he is going to be babbling to himself on the streets. This man isn't like Chris or any of these other cows that some orbiter will wrangle them and monetize their faggotry as some sort of side show. Andrew can't even be entertaining like any of the adjacent cows. Or he'll do something horrifying that will land him to be locked up in a prison cell for the rest of his days. I absolutely do not hope it would come to that and for the sake of all the parties involved, he gets immediately removed from the proximity of his family ASAP.

 

[SaltyFanta]

non sex offender

Andy's diaper fetish gives me the belief that he has some attraction to the childhood element which could manifest physically, which I think a lot of other people also believe and sort of see him as a default pedo.

murder

I'd argue that's less because he's unwilling and more because he's unable. He's poisoned his family a bunch, but his dad he allegedly poisoned with anti-freeze and sleeping pills.

I agree with you as, alot of the anger at Andy seems to come from his social relationships and manipulative actions.

 

[Meat Target]

He has the name, looks, and behavior of a character from a raunchy Adult Swim show.

 

[Red Mask]