Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

I updated the thread a while ago with this full 11 minute interaction that I stumbled across randomly while watching an Andy stream. This part in particular is so brutal and it really exemplifies how his family feels about him.


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Hopefully they don't drop the charges if he does any more funny buisness.
 
is there a way for the cops to say, "fuck it, he committed a crime", even if they don't want to press charges?
like ..fuck what the family wants
I'm sorry, but fuck them. They've gotta put Ditch away.
I can tell the Parents came from the “Be Vaguely nice Peace and Love dude” hippie crowd and that’s why they encouraged Andy so far but they have just now realized what that lifestyle has done to their son and how it worsened him. Tragic really.
 
It just saddens me. I really wish his parents, despite how hard it would be for them emotionally, to cut ties with their depraved son and get rid of him.
Eventually, you figure out that you only cling on the "what could have been" ideal version of their son, or the past of what he was, or romanticize the past of him that makes him, in their mind, greater than he actually was.
This is no longer the son they thought they had. This is someone else entirely.
 
It just saddens me. I really wish his parents, despite how hard it would be for them emotionally, to cut ties with their depraved son and get rid of him.
Eventually, you figure out that you only cling on the "what could have been" ideal version of their son, or the past of what he was, or romanticize the past of him that makes him, in their mind, greater than he actually was.
This is no longer the son they thought they had. This is someone else entirely.
I wish that there was a more concrete timeline of his accident because when you look at his online presence he's pretty normal up until like 2017 when he just goes off the rails. Like, his twitter is mostly just links to dead Facebook links and tweets about hockey and the Buffalo Sabres until just one day he goes full retard and starts claiming to have autism and a million other disorders. It's like one day something just snapped and he went from being a normal, albeit odd guy to a complete monster.

Above all else though, if I was his parents, I'd cut the cord now. Let him live out his dream of being able to live in a group home. This might make me sound MATI but I want him to experience what it's like to live in an environment where people won't just change his diapers and keep him around constantly despite his harassment. It's inevitably going to happen when one of his parents dies anyway.
 
I wish that there was a more concrete timeline of his accident because when you look at his online presence he's pretty normal up until like 2017 when he just goes off the rails. Like, his twitter is mostly just links to dead Facebook links and tweets about hockey and the Buffalo Sabres until just one day he goes full retard and starts claiming to have autism and a million other disorders.
Same here, it seems like he has a pattern of darting between low functioning and high functioning with a gradual trend of depicting himself as low functioning. Looking through his "about us" section of his old weather blog you can see the beginning of his faux-autism, but you still get a sense of who he was before, like he's trapped between his old self, and the new autistic man baby.

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WayBackMachine Archive (Feb 2020)

He mentions being a SKYWARN volunteer for NWS for the past 5 years, which would necessitate a degree of functioning. This contrasts with a lot of his later depictions when has to call up crisis services because he's scared of the microwave and not sure what a fill line is and thinks adding too much water will start a fire. Curiously however he states that he didn't talk until age 14, kinda like Chris, though it's important to keep in mind that this is from after he began to identify as autistic and may be exaggerated or fabricated.

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You can see a lot of the sensory stuff popping up here. However, something I find really interesting is that he says his favorite music includes rock and classic rock, which meshes with him going to a rock concert back in 2017. Additionally he mentions being a certified IT, which seems weird when he doesn't know how to navigate a cup noodle. The phrase "I have aa high IQ" is kinda funny.

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WayBackMachine archive (Feb 2020)

Going back to archives of his 2016 blog posts it's night and day. I intially thought this might have even been a different person writing on Andy's site. While the language is informal it's technical, this is clearly a guy who's on a decently high level of functioning, enough to understand concepts like microwaves. He's got these GIS maps and quoted statistics which show that he's not some autist playing pretend, has has a decent idea of what he's talking about.

In conclusion, I have a high level of confidence that this guy is faking, not just exaggerating or playing a little dumb, full on pretending to be a retard. He reminds me a lot of the people you see in autism communities like r/autism, who find out they're a high functioning autistic and completely decline and become a walking stereotype of autistics. It's clear this dude used to be a functioning member of society, and maybe something made him realize he can act like a retard and have an out. Maybe he really does just want to move into a group home and be an adult baby.

Edit: Section added to avoid double posting

I spent some more time looking into this guy and stuff pre-dating the thread, and stumbled upon this video which I think proves that the retard accent and the rest of his behavior is a conscious put on, and not some sort of involuntary issue. In this video you can really see how much his voice changes, particularly at 9:00 when he begins to sound so much more normal and lucid.



Original Video

This video has a real range of Andy behavior, a lot of the classic Andy crocodile tears and screams, then later some normal retarded sounding Andy, but his conversation with the dispatcher at 9:00 onward sounds much more normally paced, I think the dispatchers even try to goad him on to keep talking when they ask about his Wendy's meal.
 
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Curiously however he states that he didn't talk until age 14, kinda like Chris, though it's important to keep in mind that this is from after he began to identify as autistic and may be exaggerated or fabricated.
He more than likely has multiple lies about the age of when he was able to start speaking as well as when he started having bowel incontinence.

This clip is from a newer video @35min where Andy's claiming though multiple deranged lovely voicemails to Melanie (His APS case worker, Henry's, Supervisor) that he was mute till the age of 5 and had bowel incontinence issues at age 8. I'm assuming the paperwork he's referring to and alleged to of sent to APS mentions some form of developmental/behavioral issues but it's unlikely that it is to the degree that Andy describes it like he normally does.


Also the start of the video here made me lol with how honest he's being. So here's a clip of it if you can't stand viewing his stuff unfiltered. (The black bars on the clips are from him btw)


EDIT: Another discrepancy with the timeline Andy mentioned in the video above.

I was searching for more instances of him changing his start dates for illnesses/disabilities and found a document within a Baby Andy video where he shows off A 2019 statement (same as in OP) from Andy's Mom where she states that his Incontinence started around 20-22 and was "just urine" until he found pleasure in shitting himself in diapers. This goes against Andy's statement earlier today (first clip in post) when he said he started having bowel incontinence at age 8. I'm not sure if Andy has tried to discredit the 2019 statement (probably) but I believe it more than his word given his other claimed age within the clip is also contested.

Mom's statement from mentioned 2019 document
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Screenshot of the document's date from Baby Andy's video (Full doc/Andy video with doc isn't in OP or vid description so not able to link)
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@SaltyFanta While I was researching I assumed that he went back in the later years and updated his blog to have the autism stuff, but this very well could go back to 2015. I think the violent and entitled autistic Andy persona became a thing in 2018, but I could be wrong.

I've speculated that his perception on his "autism" has changed over the years. This is probably because a. he wants to ham it up because people don't believe him and b. he has a shit fetish. I've said this many times over already, but he literally gets off to acting like a baby. Most of you probably didn't look in the shit section of the thread, but I included that he accidentally slipped up while screen sharing and he was revealed to have had a picture of Wendy (the Wendy's mascot) shitting into a cup saved on his computer.
 
I was searching for more instances of him changing his start dates for illnesses/disabilities and found a document within a Baby Andy video where he shows off A 2019 statement (same as in OP) from Andy's Mom where she states that his Incontinence started around 20-22 and was "just urine" until he found pleasure in shitting himself in diapers.
If the incontinence started when he was 20, that would mean it started sometime between 2005-2007, which is weird because he's really not talking about it online until 10-12 years later. We also don't know how old he was when he had his own apartment which would explain how functional he was over time.
@SaltyFanta While I was researching I assumed that he went back in the later years and updated his blog to have the autism stuff, but this very well could go back to 2015. I think the violent and entitled autistic Andy persona became a thing in 2018, but I could be wrong.

I've speculated that his perception on his "autism" has changed over the years. This is probably because a. he wants to ham it up because people don't believe him and b. he has a shit fetish. I've said this many times over already, but he literally gets off to acting like a baby. Most of you probably didn't look in the shit section of the thread, but I included that he accidentally slipped up while screen sharing and he was revealed to have had a picture of Wendy (the Wendy's mascot) shitting into a cup saved on his computer.
One theory I've heard put out is that the accident occurred a long time ago (think the mid-2000's date I mentioned earlier) and the worst effects of it didn't kick in until like 2017-2018. His self-injurious behavior isn't helping either, even if it didn't start until the babyman persona came around. Head injuries tend to add up over time, especially if they're repeated.
 
I can't even explain the amount of top hats that this man generates. This is an individual that needs to be in a padded room and away from his elderly parents as soon as possible. Man hours and time that was wasted over frivolous calls to social services that could of been ALOT better utilized. The fact he could call over 400 times in a single year that was mentioned in this thread, and yet he still wastes such resources is disgusting to me. I am glad that he finally has a solid thread because my first exposure was during his 2020 meltdown set of streams. Completely by accident and the fact that he was able to escape any form of consequences regarding the poisoning of his family is something else in itself. Watching his elderly mother struggle when he laid in the chair was enough to me to say the least. This depraved person really thinks that he warrants a million subs just so he can eat his own feces. Any sort of setting beyond a padded cell is nothing but a waste of time. I just watched this video from Christmas out of all days, and I think that this says enough for me to have my top hat. This guy is going to end up killing his entire family it seems like, genuinely. Fucking nutcase.
 
There was a comment on the first video I watched about this guy that read something like, "Closing the asylums was not a mistake, closing them without a better alternative was."

I agree, but I also think we need to bring asylums back. The old school ones, unethical practices, the Nurse Ratchets, zero sanitation and all. We need those for exceptional individuals like Andy.
 
I can't even explain the amount of top hats that this man generates. This is an individual that needs to be in a padded room and away from his elderly parents as soon as possible. Man hours and time that was wasted over frivolous calls to social services that could of been ALOT better utilized. The fact he could call over 400 times in a single year that was mentioned in this thread, and yet he still wastes such resources is disgusting to me. I am glad that he finally has a solid thread because my first exposure was during his 2020 meltdown set of streams. Completely by accident and the fact that he was able to escape any form of consequences regarding the poisoning of his family is something else in itself. Watching his elderly mother struggle when he laid in the chair was enough to me to say the least. This depraved person really thinks that he warrants a million subs just so he can eat his own feces. Any sort of setting beyond a padded cell is nothing but a waste of time. I just watched this video from Christmas out of all days, and I think that this says enough for me to have my top hat. This guy is going to end up killing his entire family it seems like, genuinely. Fucking nutcase.
the worst thing for me is that he could easily get group home gibs for his schizo atypical disorder. But adamantly refuses all mental health diagnoses except autism. Its actually infuriating. "I'm NOT A schizo! The reason I shit in diapers and let my elderly parents suffer is due to autism thats why"! Like just call yourself a schizo dude cummon.
 
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