Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

"Dad prevents me from hurting my head and that makes me skert"
Wiser words never said Monseigneur Ditch.
this guy is the cringiest cow i've ever seen. manufacturing discontent in his home where his parents begrudgingly allow him to stay. he calls the police because he ate 4 cinnamon rolls in a house of 4 like a pig and then goes into his parent's room when they don't want him there. his dad was ignoring him and having a nice conversation with joe about a shared interest and taking care of the cats in the house before playing guitar which he's entitled to do. Andy runs into the room shouting muh ears muh ears but he himself walked into the room with the music. he called the cops for attention and then so creepily asked the female officer what her name was. disgusting. the constant abuse of everyone around him attempting to get his way is horrible. i feel sorry for all the civil servants and first responders of buffalo. hahahaha the officer got him with the "you're hurting my ears right now". then as soon as he realizes he won't be getting his way and his dad won't be paying for an apartment for him? in one of the most expensive states? he calls the police pigs. the officers look stunned when he lists off specific sections of laws. this guy needs to be taken off the internet so he can't waste anybody's time.
 
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A pooner said this on an Andy Ditch doc : "I'm ACAB,but now I finally understand why police brutality happens,not endorsing it,but I understand now"
Yeah, that's why cops are such assholes. They have every right to be assholes.

If you had to spend most of your waking hours dealing with dud-bloods like Andy Ditch, you'd be a drunken prick, too.
 
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If you had to spend most of your waking hours dealing with dud-bloods like Andy Ditch, you'd be a drunken prick, too.
A pooner said this on an Andy Ditch doc : "I'm ACAB,but now I finally understand why police brutality happens, not endorsing it, but I understand now"
People like the Poopsquatch, families like his, and run-of-the-mill druggies are what first responders (cops, fire, EMS) put up with 90% of the time. Might as well throw healthcare workers in that mix as well. It's very mentally and emotionally draining.

I bet more than a handful of cops have unironically wished for something like a bank robbery if only to break the monotony.
 
People like the Poopsquatch, families like his, and run-of-the-mill druggies are what first responders (cops, fire, EMS) put up with 90% of the time. Might as well throw healthcare workers in that mix as well. It's very mentally and emotionally draining.

I bet more than a handful of cops have unironically wished for something like a bank robbery if only to break the monotony.
People become Cops to stop crime and keep the peace, people become doctors to heal the sick and give treatment to those who need it. Andy takes them and wants them to do the exact opposite.
 
People become Cops to stop crime and keep the peace, people become doctors to heal the sick and give treatment to those who need it. Andy takes them and wants them to do the exact opposite.
Compassion fatigue, cynicism, and developing a hefty sense of gallows humor is a real problem in those fields. I'm surprised more of them don't become vigilantes or serial killers.
 
Compassion fatigue, cynicism, and developing a hefty sense of gallows humor is a real problem in those fields. I'm surprised more of them don't become vigilantes or serial killers.
Imagine becoming the Punisher but specifically for Horrorcows with Munchausen because you can't take the abuuze anymore.
 
Compassion fatigue, cynicism, and developing a hefty sense of gallows humor is a real problem in those fields. I'm surprised more of them don't become vigilantes or serial killers.

Gallows humor becomes a necessity when dealing with the unpleasant sides of these fields. Throw in a lack of empathy/sympathy when they attempt to make demands outside of your scope of practice since it's only going to come back and bite you on the ass.
 
I wish the Larson or Cyraxx crowd would latch onto this one; if anybody deserves A-Logs it's this gaping walking asshole.
Big possibility. Nothing has been happening with cyraxx and now Larson is probably going to be gone for good. I think the only issue is. The only reason normies were so alloggy on those two was probably because they have committed the unforgivable sin of saying the word “nigger” and as we all know. If you ever say “nigger” it is totally justifiable doing anything to you for any reason whatsoever
 
I wish the Larson or Cyraxx crowd would latch onto this one; if anybody deserves A-Logs it's this gaping walking asshole.
As a Cyraxx person, Andy doesn't get on livestream panels like Raxx does, and I'm not watching him for the gross spectacle. I find listening to retards argue helps me focus on housework, and without the interaction Andy just doesn't have that.

And while Cyraxx lives in a gross house, he doesn't eat his own shit, or poop in diapers. Sometimes he posts funny things, like his dancing videos, or his "art" showcases, and Andy doesn't do that. He just shits, eats his shit, and shows people his shit diapers.

Andy deserves a-logs, but I don't think it'll be the Raxx crowd.
 
Big possibility. Nothing has been happening with cyraxx and now Larson is probably going to be gone for good. I think the only issue is. The only reason normies were so alloggy on those two was probably because they have committed the unforgivable sin of saying the word “nigger” and as we all know. If you ever say “nigger” it is totally justifiable doing anything to you for any reason whatsoever
Have no fear.
As a Cyraxx person, Andy doesn't get on livestream panels like Raxx does, and I'm not watching him for the gross spectacle. I find listening to retards argue helps me focus on housework, and without the interaction Andy just doesn't have that.

And while Cyraxx lives in a gross house, he doesn't eat his own shit, or poop in diapers. Sometimes he posts funny things, like his dancing videos, or his "art" showcases, and Andy doesn't do that. He just shits, eats his shit, and shows people his shit diapers.

Andy deserves a-logs, but I don't think it'll be the Raxx crowd.
Oh ye of little faith.
 
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