Damien Thorne
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I give that staff props for making money off a market that is willing to pay.
Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.
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Governor Rocknar
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Before the switchover to selling their product to fetish customers, I'm guessing Crinkls was losing all kinds of money with their Medicare (80% paid by Federal) and Medicaid (20% paid by the State government) contracts.
It's like "Kinky Boots". It should be a damned Broadway Musical.
"Crinkls Bused"
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The only way someone can end up like him is if they have absolutely no self respect or shame. I think that's why the police and medical people can't do anything with him. They can't beat him when he falls on the ground screaming "he said i'm fake" for hours, so what can they do? Normal people have limits on they're willing to say or do. Limits on how far they'll take something, how far they're willing to pretend. But not Andy. I'm sure they could put him in jail for what he's done but they really don't want to deal with him. Even Chris had enough respect for himself to not smear feces on motel windows. You can even hear the police talking about how they can't comprehend his existence. The only thing that will work on him is a good beating.
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Fixed that for you.
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I'm by and large a soft observer of several lolcows. I don't believe in pozloading my neghole at all, but Andy is so reprehensible in his fakeness and overall shittiness that'd I'd happily participate in such an event.
As terrible and angry as the worst the world has to offer, no lolocow is as bad as the fake autist, Andy. He truly is subhuman scum.
He deserves only the worst suffering imaginable.
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I was going to post again about hoping criddlers citizens experiencing houselessness will one day give Andy the reckoning he deserves, but I wonder if he's going to stay nomadic from now on.
He's on his third geographical area, right, having moved on once he burnt all the social services in his previous area. Even if word spreads ahead of him, a lot of agencies and services can't withhold aid until he does his bad behavior to them, even though they know what he's done elsewhere.
Andy could make a slow cross-country tour if he can keep buying bus tickets and makes sure he ends up somewhere with a social safety net. Or he could take a shower, act normally for a whole long ride and not start up the 'tard act again until he's a thousand miles away. People can still find his name on the Internet, but there isn't going to be as proactive an inter-area outreach if he's not right next door; he's a poop-based conman, not the Unabomber.
He's on his third geographical area, right, having moved on once he burnt all the social services in his previous area. Even if word spreads ahead of him, a lot of agencies and services can't withhold aid until he does his bad behavior to them, even though they know what he's done elsewhere.
Andy could make a slow cross-country tour if he can keep buying bus tickets and makes sure he ends up somewhere with a social safety net. Or he could take a shower, act normally for a whole long ride and not start up the 'tard act again until he's a thousand miles away. People can still find his name on the Internet, but there isn't going to be as proactive an inter-area outreach if he's not right next door; he's a poop-based conman, not the Unabomber.
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Hobbesan Social Contract theory posits that we agree to give up our rights to violence against each other and give it to the State, on the grounds that the State, as a third party, can use a monopoly on violence to make its citizens safer, happier and more productive, as they can go about their day worrying about other things than the possibility of their neighbours making war on them and taking their things. Without it, things such as private property, industry, art and other higher functions of broader society are not possible, as we would degenerate into the state of constant tribal warfare as we were 7000 years ago before we formed urban societies.
There are problems, however. One is that the state cannot be everywhere, all the time, and we may be subject to violence by criminals. Most countries therefore allow citizens to engage in limited violence in self-defence.
The other problem is people like Andy Ditch. The solution to Andy Ditch, logically, is violence. He is the kind of parasite who has no value, and his behaviour would be corrected by a judicious application of violence. But the Social Contract forbids it. Ditch is wily enough not to break the Social Contract without breaking the law. Therefore society and the law do not visit violence upon him, and forbid others from doing so. So Andy Ditch behaves in a way that is just as disruptive to society as crime, in many ways more so, in terms of the burden that he places on others. But to make exceptions to the law to allow violence to Andy Ditch would start to erode the Social Contract. Updating the law to make what he is doing illegal is theoretically possible, but in practice people like Andy can subtly alter behaviour to stay on the right side of the letter of the law while still disrupting society.
In conclusion: Society is doomed because we cannot issue the beat-downs Andy Ditch and his like require.
There are problems, however. One is that the state cannot be everywhere, all the time, and we may be subject to violence by criminals. Most countries therefore allow citizens to engage in limited violence in self-defence.
The other problem is people like Andy Ditch. The solution to Andy Ditch, logically, is violence. He is the kind of parasite who has no value, and his behaviour would be corrected by a judicious application of violence. But the Social Contract forbids it. Ditch is wily enough not to break the Social Contract without breaking the law. Therefore society and the law do not visit violence upon him, and forbid others from doing so. So Andy Ditch behaves in a way that is just as disruptive to society as crime, in many ways more so, in terms of the burden that he places on others. But to make exceptions to the law to allow violence to Andy Ditch would start to erode the Social Contract. Updating the law to make what he is doing illegal is theoretically possible, but in practice people like Andy can subtly alter behaviour to stay on the right side of the letter of the law while still disrupting society.
In conclusion: Society is doomed because we cannot issue the beat-downs Andy Ditch and his like require.
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So tell me again how this man became the creature we see today? Was it because of his car accident that gave him PTSD and never recovered from it?
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And maybe his brother Mike molesting him.
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Maybe, it's just that he went from having a somewhat decent tech tips career back in 2013 (where he was the most normal we knew him) to now where he's faking a disorder and shitting in diapers making a stereotype for people that have it where it's downright offensive. He is to autism as Sheldon Cooper is to your typical sci fi nerd.
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Munchausen's Syndrome. He gets psychological satisfaction from being unnecessarily cared for by family and health care staff.
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He's either too dumb and friendless to be a regular "adult baby," or he's galaxy brained about it, shooting the moon and taking the ABDL lifestyle to a 24/7 level the weekend diaper warriors couldn't even begin to reach.
Look at those fools and cowards, writing fetish personal ads begging for a "caregiver." Through sheer force of will and social ju-jitsu, Andy will make the State itself change his diapers.
Look at those fools and cowards, writing fetish personal ads begging for a "caregiver." Through sheer force of will and social ju-jitsu, Andy will make the State itself change his diapers.
Damien Thorne
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Andy wants to make the medical system and his parents into unpaid whores to satisfy his erotic urges. He needs a flamethrower penectomy.
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What I wouldn't give to read that.
I don't know, I'd like to see some of Daniel Larson's managers discover him (not realizing he's a fake) as they richly deserve each other.
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So I've just started watching Mr. Beefy's videos about a week now and I'm starting to see patterns in the poopsquatch's behavior.
Am I wrong when I've begun to notice that Andy has the makings of the ultimate hypochondriac?
Andy is incontinent, "I must need diapers!"
Andy forgets something, "I must have autism!"
Andy feels a little stressed out, "I need to choke the entire house with my oil diffuser!"
Every minor thing wrong feels blown out of proportion.
Next is how he behaves around his family.
I've noticed he will start recording mid-way through an argument and then begin whining (as the parent's behavior suggests the whining is a sharp turn in to the conversation), or he'll be on his way to start an argument. He gets everyone mad then he 'runs away' and keeps recording so long as he thinks it looks like he's being abused. In a few videos he walks away laughing like 'ha I got proof for the cops to see I'm being abused!' Andy seems to start shit purely so he can record it. He also seems to enjoy hearing his family yell because in some videos he will try to keep the stress levels high by yelling at them from his room after things start to cool off.
I guess I'm writing this because I really can't quite tell if Andy is faking his diagnosis's so he can get treated like a baby in a group home (which I know he doesn't like it now that he has it) or if he really thinks he has them.
Am I wrong when I've begun to notice that Andy has the makings of the ultimate hypochondriac?
Andy is incontinent, "I must need diapers!"
Andy forgets something, "I must have autism!"
Andy feels a little stressed out, "I need to choke the entire house with my oil diffuser!"
Every minor thing wrong feels blown out of proportion.
Next is how he behaves around his family.
I've noticed he will start recording mid-way through an argument and then begin whining (as the parent's behavior suggests the whining is a sharp turn in to the conversation), or he'll be on his way to start an argument. He gets everyone mad then he 'runs away' and keeps recording so long as he thinks it looks like he's being abused. In a few videos he walks away laughing like 'ha I got proof for the cops to see I'm being abused!' Andy seems to start shit purely so he can record it. He also seems to enjoy hearing his family yell because in some videos he will try to keep the stress levels high by yelling at them from his room after things start to cool off.
I guess I'm writing this because I really can't quite tell if Andy is faking his diagnosis's so he can get treated like a baby in a group home (which I know he doesn't like it now that he has it) or if he really thinks he has them.
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Yeah, that's what we mean when we say Andy has Munchausen's.
He knows he doesn't have autism. Look how he talks in the fight vs out of it. He goes fwom baby Andy, who talks in thiwd person, and who don know why they don bewieve him!
To Andrew Ditch, who's able to cite laws and codes to try to guilt and intimidate his parents. And it's not random ones, they're always applicable to whatever is going down.
He knows to mimic the signs of autism (stimming, liking paw patrol, having trouble communicating), and he's eager to point them out.
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Hopefully they are just jamming them full of lead so these retards can't breed.
Bully OST by Shawn Lee
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He believes he has autism, and is burdened by a lack of clear evidence towards this. Therefore, in his mind, he is absolutely justified in fabricating scenarios that prove how disabled and abused he is because to him, he IS disabled. So the evidence points towards the truth even though he fabricated a situation to obtain it.
The most important thing for Andy at any given moment is obtaining hard, indisputable proof that he has autism and is therefore in need of a caretaker. He isn't autistic and doesn't need a caretaker, but he thinks he does because he really, really wants it. So it's perfectly fine to rile up his family to take an argument he started out of context to prove that his care is insufficient.
Shanndog
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woodchipper. a slow feed one.