Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

The greatest punishment he could recieve is to live as long as possible and continue suffering while we laugh at him.

Some of the worst lolcows here don't deserve death. Not because the world would be better without them. But because their actions and the self-inflicted misery they endure is often the only justice they'll ever experience. The law won't stop them but reality will as their degenerate behavior goes too far, or they've burned all the bridges they had to the ground.

I'm a casual enjoyer of Mary Barone Woods (Adrasdea/Laviotar) and the misery she causes to herself with. She often wishes she was dead but is both too much of a coward to try and hurt herself that way, but is also so isolated and alone because of how she has used and abused everyone she knew. Even pushing a man to kill his disabled wife just so she could have him to herself. (And was not prosecuted for it though the court has pointed to Mary's involvement led to Roberta Law's death.)

Andrew here is a man who's experiencing his misery finally. It will take time, and he'll see true isolation as he destroys his ties to even the tax funded support systems. He made his family miserable when staying with them, and strangers will not have the same tolerance for some fat fucking shit-worshiping maggot like him. And unless he drops the act, he will lose everything and end up in a Ditch just like his surname suggests.

 

[slungus22]

Even pushing a man to kill his disabled wife just so she could have him to herself. (And was not prosecuted for it though the court has pointed to Mary's involvement led to Roberta Law's death.)

?????

 

[anliteralidiot]

But if I run him over my car is doing all the work.

I worry that hitting him would be like hitting a deer, where his legs immediately give out, and he's going through your windshield. And he's so fat, he's going to take you out with the impact.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

I worry that hitting him would be like hitting a deer, where his legs immediately give out, and he's going through your windshield. And he's so fat, he's going to take you out with the impact.

Andy got that mutant car crash survivor physiognomy. I wouldn't hit him with a vehicle unless there was 0 value left in it.

 

[Racist Parrot]

I worry that hitting him would be like hitting a deer, where his legs immediately give out, and he's going through your windshield. And he's so fat, he's going to take you out with the impact.

Hahaha, then he's unhurt but the accident fixed him and he lives a normal life.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Hahaha, then he's unhurt but the accident fixed him and he lives a normal life.

TBI giveth the 'tism, TBI taketh away. That would probably be the single most surreal ending I could imagine; sane Andy after another hit to the head, politely explaining what was happening in his brain and appologizing for his bullshit.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

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A hard offtopic segway in this post, but used as an example of some of the shit Mary Woods has done.

I honestly feel sometimes the justice that people experience against them is their own mental torture and isolation. Mary was an accessory to murder and wasn't prosecuted for whatever reason.

Andrew tried to poison his own family and has abused emergency services for so long. Now he's just about to the point where he has nowhere else to go. His actions are reaping the rewards of him being isolated and unwanted by everyone and everything.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

A hard offtopic segway in this post, but used as an example of some of the shit Mary Woods has done.

I honestly feel sometimes the justice that people experience against them is their own mental torture and isolation. Mary was an accessory to murder and wasn't prosecuted for whatever reason.

Andrew tried to poison his own family and has abused emergency services for so long. Now he's just about to the point where he has nowhere else to go. His actions are reaping the rewards of him being isolated and unwanted by everyone and everything.

Societal amputation is the final stage of the lolcow life cycle.

They either end up orbiting society by somewhat serving some low end function, on rare occasions they straighten up and fly right, or they end up living in their car with no one willing to help them.

It feels like Andy's speed running this process

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Andy got that mutant car crash survivor physiognomy. I wouldn't hit him with a vehicle unless there was 0 value left in it.

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The accident could as well morph him into this.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

Societal amputation is the final stage of the lolcow life cycle.

They either end up orbiting society by somewhat serving some low end function, on rare occasions they straighten up and fly right, or they end up living in their car with no one willing to help them.

It feels like Andy's speed running this process

Adrasdea lives in denial of what she did to Roberta Laws, her grandma and her mom.

Andy fully embraces his degeneracy and wants to spread it everywhere, literally and figuratively.

 

[VientreGordo3000]

Societal amputation is the final stage of the lolcow life cycle.

They either end up orbiting society by somewhat serving some low end function, on rare occasions they straighten up and fly right, or they end up living in their car with no one willing to help them.

id be lying if i said i didn’t feel in some way bad about the way these peoples lives turned out, but its not a sympathetic kind of feeling bad. its more of a pitying feeling. that they weren’t able to overcame the nastiness they (in most cases) experienced in their formative years and instead preferred to sink deeper into abusiveness and degeneracy than to do the work to become a normal, relatively well off person. they can’t help themselves but burn every bridge they touch until there are none left to burn, and no more to be built. they, quite deservedly due to their fucked lolcow ways, end up outcasted in society and die alone, miserable and in mediocrity. some life.

I don’t mean to moralfag in regards to that childhood experiences bit, but honestly I just find it fascinating to explore the origins of genuine monsters such as Andy, because they are generally created rather than born. but no excuses, you cows are grown. own it.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

id be lying if i said i didn’t feel in some way bad about the way these peoples lives turned out, but its not a sympathetic kind of feeling bad. its more of a pitying feeling. that they weren’t able to overcame the nastiness they (in most cases) experienced in their formative years and instead preferred to sink deeper into abusiveness and degeneracy than to do the work to become a normal, relatively well off person. they can’t help themselves but burn every bridge they touch until there are none left to burn, and no more to be built. they, quite deservedly due to their fucked lolcow ways, end up outcasted in society and die alone, miserable and in mediocrity. some life.

I don’t mean to moralfag in regards to that childhood experiences bit, but honestly I just find it fascinating to explore the origins of genuine monsters such as Andy, because they are generally created rather than born. but no excuses, you cows are grown. own it.

I'm there with you.

Andy's been a fascinating case since we normally don't get Munchhausen autistics of his type. And I might've felt a bit bad for him if it weren't for the poisonings, the alleged tampering with joe's breaks, and the way he treats his parents. But even with all of that, the way he treats others just makes him plain unlikeable. He's smart enough to be able to memorize police and medical procedure to the letter and mimic autism, but not smart enough to know how to keep up the act and get what he wants.

But the shit that he does to his family puts him in the evil category. I normally don't label people that, but Andy's so selfish, so numb to the effect he has on others. A good example of this was the oil difuser incident. How it was affecting his mom, and when the cop asked him to stop Andy spat at him, called him a pig, and forced the cop to arrest him, and afterward Andy did everything he could to get the cop fired.

The mere fact we know he's faking all his symptoms, and just wants group home so he can engage with his fetish 24/7 is beyond reprehensible. If these symptoms were real I'd feel a little bad for him, but if he was really so incompetent that he couldn't find his own ass he'd be vegetable and not the poopsquatch.

 

[Troonos]

Societal amputation is the final stage of the lolcow life cycle.

They either end up orbiting society by somewhat serving some low end function, on rare occasions they straighten up and fly right, or they end up living in their car with no one willing to help them.

It feels like Andy's speed running this process

There is no final stage. Lolcow existence is a cycle. The step that follows is usually their loved ones being too gullible to cut them off, because lolcows always have families of retards too oblivious to understand how bad things really are, so they accept their adult child back home and continue enabling them because they have Stockholm Syndrome from decades of being used and abused.

It's Chris' Barb, Daniel's Bob, Chantal's Peetz, Chelsea's parents, Cyraxx's Sally, Ratdad,

Andy will be back home to poison his parents and get his diaper changed after a while, I guarantee it.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Some of the worst lolcows here don't deserve death. Not because the world would be better without them. But because their actions and the self-inflicted misery they endure is often the only justice they'll ever experience. The law won't stop them but reality will as their degenerate behavior goes too far, or they've burned all the bridges they had to the ground.

I'm a casual enjoyer of Mary Barone Woods (Adrasdea/Laviotar) and the misery she causes to herself with. She often wishes she was dead but is both too much of a coward to try and hurt herself that way, but is also so isolated and alone because of how she has used and abused everyone she knew. Even pushing a man to kill his disabled wife just so she could have him to herself. (And was not prosecuted for it though the court has pointed to Mary's involvement led to Roberta Law's death.)

Andrew here is a man who's experiencing his misery finally. It will take time, and he'll see true isolation as he destroys his ties to even the tax funded support systems. He made his family miserable when staying with them, and strangers will not have the same tolerance for some fat fucking shit-worshiping maggot like him. And unless he drops the act, he will lose everything and end up in a Ditch just like his surname suggests.

This, the best punishment he can receive is karma and it will fuck him in his fat shit encrusted ass

 

[anliteralidiot]

Seeing talk of other cows made me reflect and think:
Does Andy feel any guilty for what he's done?

I can only really speak for Cyraxx's grandma, and his beating of her in 2012, but he (seemingly) learned from it. He says he's learned, says someone else made him do it, and that he wouldn't do it again... But does Andy feel the same about his parents and brother, about poisoning them? I remember listening to something from MrBeefy, and his dad mentioned everyone getting a text from Andy, telling them they would need diapers...

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

There is no final stage. Lolcow existence is a cycle. The step that follows is usually their loved ones being too gullible to cut them off, because lolcows always have families of retards too oblivious to understand how bad things really are, so they accept their adult child back home and continue enabling them because they have Stockholm Syndrome from decades of being used and abused.

It's Chris' Barb, Daniel's Bob, Chantal's Peetz, Chelsea's parents, Cyraxx's Sally, Ratdad,

Andy will be back home to poison his parents and get his diaper changed after a while, I guarantee it.

At which point all sympathy for them will be revoked and the parents will deserve what they get. Any sane parent would have kicked him out the first time andy poisoned them.

Seeing talk of other cows made me reflect and think:
Does Andy feel any guilty for what he's done?

I can only really speak for Cyraxx's grandma, and his beating of her in 2012, but he (seemingly) learned from it. He says he's learned, says someone else made him do it, and that he wouldn't do it again... But does Andy feel the same about his parents and brother, about poisoning them? I remember listening to something from MrBeefy, and his dad mentioned everyone getting a text from Andy, telling them they would need diapers...

From what I've seen of Andy? A hard no.
The way he tells his parents 'Fuck you' to their faces, the way he picks fights, the multiple times he's tried to kill them (no sugar coating it, he's tried to murder his family multiple times) and the way he will call the cops to try to force them to give him what he wants, and when he doesn't magically get it he starts calling them pigs and gets antagonistic or tried to go the 'give me what I want or I will kill myself!' route just screams psychopathic behavior.

No joke, at age 7 he was hospitalized for threatening to kill his mom, and at 16 he tried threatened her with a knife and was again hospitalized.

Andy feels zero empathy for anyone. If something gets in between him and what what he wants, Andy hates it.

 

[Desire]

I worry that hitting him would be like hitting a deer, where his legs immediately give out, and he's going through your windshield. And he's so fat, he's going to take you out with the impact.

Worth it

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Worth it

Honestly, it'd be funny if after years of claiming he needs diapers and that he can't do anything for himself if he tried playing in traffic again and became paralyzed from the neck down. He'd go from pretending to actually needing the help he claims he needs.

 

[Shanndog]

Honestly, it'd be funny if after years of claiming he needs diapers and that he can't do anything for himself if he tried playing in traffic again and became paralyzed from the neck down. He'd go from pretending to actually needing the help he claims he needs.

hed need help physically but hed still be an abusive asshat who would abuse, berate and gaslight caregivers at every turn.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

hed need help physically but hed still be an abusive asshat who would abuse, berate and gaslight caregivers at every turn.

He might be able to gaslight people in that situation, but would it really be gaslighting if really couldn't do it?

plus he'd lose out on the pleasure of intentionally shitting is pants and making staff do it. he'd also lose out on the tactile sensation. The best he could be is the same old andy who tries to exert control over everything. The benefit here in this situation is that the staff can just close the door and let him scream at the walls. No tantrums, no breaking doors, no poopsquatch playing in traffic.