Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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The Un-Clit said:
Poor bastard. He's taking it better then I would have. I'd be a fucking sniveling wreck for weeks after one of my folks passed. I'm glad he's gotten a few thousand bucks from people at least.

The fact that fucking dying puts a financial burden on the people left behind is fucking cruel.
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Well that's what happens when you end up with a low trust society run by jews. Endless mind numbing cruelty.
 
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Kyle Parson said:
It still baffles me that they thought this guy had Down Syndrome,
And on a slightly related note:

How did it take until 1862 to first document "Distinct face and way of acting disease"
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Childhood mortality for those with Down Syndrome is still high, I can't imagine they were really faring well back in the days even normal children dropped like flies. Maybe there just weren't enough around to call it a thing or try to classify it.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
He looks 10x better with a shave and haircut. It’s actually amazing how presentable he looks now.
He should Nathan lane maxx
Hope to find his troon channel that would be funny. Also you seem really single mindedly obsessed with David Nguyen I think you’re his alt?
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He'd look better if he got skinnier. The hair though is pretty bad. Good god, people need to stop with the bald top and longer sides. Shave that shit off, it looks retarded.

That said, his personality is what really matters. Andy is Trash and he's nothing like him. Genuinely a good guy, I think.
 
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A-Stump said:
I know everyone here is trying to be nice to him because he seems like an OK guy but he looks like a guy who'd get arrested for touching women's feet in public
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Looks more like Carl from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force this way to me.

I'm phonefagging atm so it's a pain to find an link a suitable pic to show what I mean, but I know someone will come through. 😉
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Looks more like Carl from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force this way to me.

I'm phonefagging atm so it's a pain to find an link a suitable pic to show what I mean, but I know someone will come through. 😉
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JumpingJackFash said:
Well that's what happens when you end up with a low trust society run by jews. Endless mind numbing cruelty.
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Average cremation (literally just the cremation) is like $2000 in the US.

They watched Hitler doing it for free and the wheels immediately started turning.


On the brightside they'll save on costs for Andy when they just kick his worthless corpse out of the back of a truck in a ditch (get it?) somewhere
 
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Life has been to good to our boy Andy.
- his negleful mother died (how dare she not be capable of changing her autistic™ 40 YO son's diapers and take attention from him by being sick and dying?
-he found a home where people must engage in his copro- I mean change him, and god knows what else.

What 40 yo autist doesn't dream of this life?

Hope one of the nurses makes sure to give him an airy syringe to the neck
 
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Goochmaster5000 said:
WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?!??!


This confirms that royal home health Care is a bunch of bitches!!!!
They're getting straight up played by this man! Yet they're still housing him!?
No person with a disability on the caliber that Andrew claims would HAVE THIS STUFF!!! Wtf is going on over there!?
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yeah, any reasonable person would look at Amdy's "I need someone to tuch my poopy butt because I can't find it" routine, then look at this set up and go "nah waitaminute."

I think andy found a group home where the workers go home and ignore the chirping ceiling birds.
 
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McSneaks said:
Average cremation (literally just the cremation) is like $2000 in the US.

They watched Hitler doing it for free and the wheels immediately started turning.


On the brightside they'll save on costs for Andy when they just kick his worthless corpse out of the back of a truck in a ditch (get it?) somewhere
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You really want that bloated corpse polluting the land as he takes a decade to full decompose?

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yeah, any reasonable person would look at Amdy's "I need someone to tuch my poopy butt because I can't find it" routine, then look at this set up and go "nah waitaminute."

I think andy found a group home where the workers go home and ignore the chirping ceiling birds.
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mister davenport said:
Hope one of the nurses makes sure to give him an airy syringe to the neck
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That fat bitchboy should get a nice, big shot of 10x more insulin than any human should ever receive at once. Bonus points if it's done by a ditchpig of a nurse like Elizabeth Wettlaufer, who claims she orgasmed after killing people with insulin. And who farts wetly (in a tiny room) several times while telling this all to investigators:


It would be just.... so perfect if this lady was still free and sat down next to Baby Amdy, farted wetly at him, dosed him up, and then busted a nut right as he passes on. Only her weird fetish is powerful enough to conquer his. So puzzle piece or rainbow me if you must but I have to say - FREE ELIZABETH WETTLAUFER
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
They can't cremate him, he'd start a grease fire. And possibly spread diseases previously unknown to science through the smoke.
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Wait. This gives me an idea. Can we crowdfund a trip for Baby Amdy to India?

Not only will he fit right in with all the street-shitters (depending on where we send him), if he dies they can just toss his corpse into the Ganges River. Hell, he might become a kind of guru for those crazy fuckers that worship the "evil" gods/goddesses of the Indian Pantheon and who eat corpses and shit, drink piss and all that (Aghoris?).

Anyway, IF his bloated, corpulent ass is somehow able to make that waterslide of filth even one iota more disgusting, I say he's earned it. Even if it creates a kind of end-of-days norovirus that sweeps the world killing millions.
 
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