Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[A-Stump]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old. He seems to really hate Tom and Joe now for some reason. We're here to lel at Andy not his weary broken down by life senior citizen father or his depressed brother with actual autism. "This whole family is awful, they're all bad" Nigga shut up. Everyone's awful to some degree. Tom and Joe don't whack off in diapers, sit in their own shit and lure 11 yr old kids to their rooms. Their shittiness is just the everyday malaise everyone has with life. Compounded with having to deal with a autism faking feces obsessed pedophile every damn day. The 'buzin faker's channel is better anyhow.

Mr Beefy has always been shit. As for his Tom and Joe hate he basically embodies the Reddit. The Reddit is like if this thread somehow contracted a terminal case of retardation.

 

[JumpingJackFash]

Mr Beefy has always been shit. As for his Tom and Joe hate he basically embodies the Reddit. The Reddit is like if this thread somehow contracted a terminal case of retardation.

His smug voice and cringe attempts at Le edgy Reddit humor got old fast. I'm here to watch Andy meltdown and be a retard not listen to some Reddit pleb add his two cents. At this point I'm just waiting for the end to this saga when Andy does something that gets him locked away or he fucks with the wrong cop and gets his fat head blown off.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

I'm gonna try to be the voice of reason here which seems to be impossible for most Kiwis but in terms of Thomas Ditch lore he may not be the most modest citizen but he didn't deserve to deal with Andy's antics and he doesn't deserve to be excluded from his others children's lives let alone not be allowed to attend his daughters wedding or walk her down the aisle. I've seen people grow up with way worst parents than the Ditch's some were physically and mentally abusive others were addicts that couldn't stay on the right path but regardless they still involve them in their lives and if they have children of their own they include their parents in that too. You have to have a major fuck up in order to be excluded from that and I highly doubt that Tom screwed up that much that he had to be excluded from that.

Maybe Tom isn't really the main issue here, but Andy. Do you expect Danielle and Mike to bring their kids over to their dad, when their dad is being tormented by a psychopathic man child. Can you imagine Andy's reaction if Tom was diverting his attention to his underage grandchildren? Michael and Danielle have already blocked Andy on social media, rightfully so. Besides, Tom threw them under the bus pinned the SA of Andy on Mike. Do you expect Mike to just forgive his dad?

These kids don't need that trauma.

His smug voice and cringe attempts at Le edgy Reddit humor got old fast. I'm here to watch Andy meltdown and be a retard not listen to some Reddit pleb add his two cents. At this point I'm just waiting for the end to this saga when Andy does something that gets him locked away or he fucks with the wrong cop and gets his fat head blown off.

Given his parent's health and mobility issues, how long you think it's gonna take before Andy has mobility issues too. He is already 40, i figure that his immune system wont support his overweight body and bones for much longer.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old. He seems to really hate Tom and Joe now for some reason. We're here to lel at Andy not his weary broken down by life senior citizen father or his depressed brother with actual autism. "This whole family is awful, they're all bad" Nigga shut up. Everyone's awful to some degree. Tom and Joe don't whack off in diapers, sit in their own shit and lure 11 yr old kids to their rooms. Their shittiness is just the everyday malaise everyone has with life. Compounded with having to deal with a autism faking feces obsessed pedophile every damn day. The 'buzin faker's channel is better anyhow.

beefy's reasoning for not liking joe is because joe never called out andy for the 11 year old boy incident or for the pedo RPG on andys' talker. He still insisted that 'you don't really know andy' when trolls were looking for some hint that maybe Joe would cut andy off for that behavior. Instead Joe gave a limp wristed admission that he's going to go through with janet's wishes to take care of the eternal baby man.

Tom's a bit more complicated. He clearly didn't like the baby shit andy did, and Janet was the clear enabler (getting tom to drop the charges for the oil diffuser, for example) who pushed Tom to deal with Andy. even when andy turned the lights off on her, gagged her, threatened to kill her, actually poisoned her, she never did anything more than shove andy into the arms of the doctors who didn't make things better. Tom grumbled, and just moved through life with the baby. When janet died, everyone wanted tom to cut andy off. Instead Tom kept enabling andy, kept being servile, still kept doing things for him. He's likely still helping andy even knowing andy's got pedo tendencies. Yes, he's family, yes Tom likely was skimming andy's monthly tugboat, but there's a point where you lose sympathy for someone when they willingly put their hand on the burner.

In this regard, I do agree with Beefy. If both had cut andy off, I would have respected them more. They are clearly distancing themselves from him which is good, but both are making excuses for him.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

Think of Beefy what you want, at least he holds Andy's enablers accountable. The enablers shape the lolcows as much as the lolcows shape their enablers.

You would figure Joe would have had enough of Andy after being physically and sexually abused by Andy throughout childhood, but Joe won't let go of Andy.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Ozzy and Hogan are gone, but Andy still lives on tormenting others for his pleasure. God is one cruel son of a bitch if he does exist.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

In the case of Tom, it's less the apple not falling far from the tree and more the tree not being able to get up and leave the orchard. Keep in mind, Aunt Diane only did so much enabling for Andy and coached him on how to navigate his parents and the authorities as an extension of her grudge against Tom, going all the way back to their childhoods when Tom was apparently, allegedly, a punching bag for his entire family. Yes, the Ditches are all deeply flawed people and that is part of why Andy is what he is, but it's not even close to the entire reason. Bad seeds like Andy have destroyed many families and households that were much more functional and capable than the Ditches.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

Ozzy and Hogan are gone, but Andy still lives on tormenting others for his pleasure. God is one cruel son of a bitch if he does exist.

Lolcow plot armor. I don't know how this motherfucker isn't in jail yet considering:
1. He poisoned his family
2. He cut the brakes on his dad's car
3. He showed his ass to a police officer
4. He spat on people(s)
5. He repeatedly calls cops for bullshit reasons

 

[Dr.Notzi]

In the case of Tom, it's less the apple not falling far from the tree and more the tree not being able to get up and leave the orchard. Keep in mind, Aunt Diane only did so much enabling for Andy and coached him on how to navigate his parents and the authorities as an extension of her grudge against Tom, going all the way back to their childhoods when Tom was apparently, allegedly, a punching bag for his entire family. Yes, the Ditches are all deeply flawed people and that is part of why Andy is what he is, but it's not even close to the entire reason. Bad seeds like Andy have destroyed many families and households that were much more functional and capable than the Ditches.

Aunt Diane was eventually fed up with Andy. In fact, Andy blamed her for Michael and Danielle scorning him.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Aunt Diane was eventually fed up with Andy. In fact, Andy blamed her for Michael and Danielle scorning him.

Yeah, that one definitely backfired on her. She though she could use him to hurt Tom and his family, and it worked, but Andy can't help but bite any hand that dares feed him.

 

[Ilabelle21]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old. He seems to really hate Tom and Joe now for some reason. We're here to lel at Andy not his weary broken down by life senior citizen father or his depressed brother with actual autism. "This whole family is awful, they're all bad" Nigga shut up. Everyone's awful to some degree. Tom and Joe don't whack off in diapers, sit in their own shit and lure 11 yr old kids to their rooms. Their shittiness is just the everyday malaise everyone has with life. Compounded with having to deal with a autism faking feces obsessed pedophile every damn day. The 'buzin faker's channel is better anyhow.

The only time Beefy seems to believe Andy is when Andy talks shit about his family.

I have lived with someone who was like Andy in some regards: after a time you start to shut down all but the most menial things as you let things collapse around you. It's a survival mechanism when you're constantly dealing with the stress of being put into fight or flight. Things get messy and not cleaned in that state. You're constantly worrying about when the police are going to get called again, if you're going to be able to eat in peace, or if you're even going to be able to sleep that coming night.

Beefy moralizes about the state of a house of victims of extreme, persistent abuse and believes the abuser so he can bolster that moralizing grandstanding attitude of his.

 

[Amewsed]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old. He seems to really hate Tom and Joe now for some reason. We're here to lel at Andy not his weary broken down by life senior citizen father or his depressed brother with actual autism. "This whole family is awful, they're all bad" Nigga shut up. Everyone's awful to some degree. Tom and Joe don't whack off in diapers, sit in their own shit and lure 11 yr old kids to their rooms. Their shittiness is just the everyday malaise everyone has with life. Compounded with having to deal with a autism faking feces obsessed pedophile every damn day. The 'buzin faker's channel is better anyhow.

Beefy is a shit creator. He's doesn't add anything of value. His ridiculous grifting at the beginning of every video (pretend the subscribe button is Andy's face followed by a hi-yah sound) and his random insertions of clips that add nothing to the stream are annoying.

Buzin faker needs to stop with the gatekeeping aac warning at the beginning of his streams too.

But beefy is terrible.
Just terrible.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Lolcow plot armor. I don't know how this motherfucker isn't in jail yet considering:
1. He poisoned his family
2. He cut the brakes on his dad's car
3. He showed his ass to a police officer
4. He spat on people(s)
5. He repeatedly calls cops for bullshit reasons

A lot of lolcows seem to have the teflon tard treatment.
Mostly because they don't do anything too out there, and the courts tend to prefer fining cows because they know cows can't survive in jail.
or in the case of andy: always commit the crime against your parents who will drop the charges.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN IS BOOLING ME!!!!!

 

[Danger]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old.

Lately its been annoying enough I am almost rooting for Andy to get his shit together and become functional member of society, just to spite Beefy.

 

[Star Classic]

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN IS BOOLING ME!!!!!
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"I'M IN A WORLD OF SHIT!"

 

[Lord Of Shit]

He is going to have the hammer dropped on him one day. It hasn't happened yet but the law is a funny thing and can sometimes take years for anything to happen as they build a case on you.

"The millstones of the gods grind late, but they grind exceedingly fine."

And some ancient shit from... Laozi, I think:
天網恢恢疏而不漏
"Heaven's net is vast, vast, and coarse, and lets nothing escape".

This cow is interesting for multiple reasons, but I think that the main circumstance for his coming to our autistic attention is that he is not only a sociopath, but also juuuuuuuuust smart enough to avoid being designated a TrueTard™ and getting stuffed into an institution, whether he likes it or not, but not quite smart enough to achieve anything more than this low-cunning fakery.

Kinda like good ol' ADF, now that I think about it:

Stupid enough to qualify for TardBux, but just a bit too smart to require a guardian/wrangler to spend them responsibly.

Man, when Amdy finally gets what's coming to him, this thread is gonna explode with tard cum.

 

[Danger]

If Nick Bate were a Pokemon, he'd evolve into an Andy Ditch when you give him a poop stone.

 

[JumpingJackFash]

Andy is one of the lolocows you need to occasionally take a break from because he just inspires this visceral loathing. Andy is one of the only ones I have come across that inspires genuine rage. Its why they warn you not to get too involved with these mutuants. Its hard with Andy because its like God made him to be the most hated creature on earth. Its his whiny bitch voice, his big meaty man baby face. His vile body, his sickening fetishes, his demands and uselessness. The child lusting. The shit obsession. Quoting lawbooks worth of legal knowledge while he insists he's basically a retard. Calling his dad and brother abusive because they won't clean his asshole for him. While he is genuinely the most abusive person in the family. His whiny voice repeating "I need my KEER! I need that KEER!! I'M SKEERED" as he melts down. Then he gets his group home and the state is willing to give him that "Keer" and he just fucks it all up in a week and has to go back to his father and whines about it and runs away like a spoiled child. "Cancel my benefits, fuck you I'm gonna get hit by a car, you say I fake!" Then the local police have to waste time and resources wrangling a shit smeared retard while he runs through traffic and scares people. God almighty, I live for the day he pisses off either the wrong cop or gets an abusive black male nurse named Luther.

The only time Beefy seems to believe Andy is when Andy talks shit about his family.

I have lived with someone who was like Andy in some regards: after a time you start to shut down all but the most menial things as you let things collapse around you. It's a survival mechanism when you're constantly dealing with the stress of being put into fight or flight. Things get messy and not cleaned in that state. You're constantly worrying about when the police are going to get called again, if you're going to be able to eat in peace, or if you're even going to be able to sleep that coming night.

Beefy moralizes about the state of a house of victims of extreme, persistent abuse and believes the abuser so he can bolster that moralizing grandstanding attitude of his.

I finally had to move on and find other content creators when that piece of shit called Joe evil and started saying he was just as bad as Andy. Fuck you pal. Joe is legit autistic and wasn't he fighting prostate cancer???

 

[Dr.Notzi]

The only time Beefy seems to believe Andy is when Andy talks shit about his family.

I have lived with someone who was like Andy in some regards: after a time you start to shut down all but the most menial things as you let things collapse around you. It's a survival mechanism when you're constantly dealing with the stress of being put into fight or flight. Things get messy and not cleaned in that state. You're constantly worrying about when the police are going to get called again, if you're going to be able to eat in peace, or if you're even going to be able to sleep that coming night.

Beefy moralizes about the state of a house of victims of extreme, persistent abuse and believes the abuser so he can bolster that moralizing grandstanding attitude of his.

To be honest, you always have the choice to cut out disruptive people out of your life. You just have to make your move. Tom and Joe were given options to rid themselves of Andy, but refused all.

I'm under the impression that maybe they don't want Andy gone. The more you learn about Tom and Jan, the more you realize where Andy got his nasty behavior from.

Think of beefy what you want, but at least he holds his enablers accountable.

Andy wouldn't be who he is without his parents enabling.