Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

To be honest, you always have the choice to cut out disruptive people out of ,our lives. You just have to make your move. Tom and Joe were given options to rid themselves of Andy, but refused all.

I'm under the impression that maybe they don't want Andy gone. The more you learn about Tom and Jan, the more you realize where Andy got his nasty behavior from.

Think of beefy what you want, but at least he holds his enablers accountable.

Andy wouldn't be who he is without his parents enabling.

I'm not sure how you come to this conclusion after viewing the endless parade of different ways that Andy forced himself back into that home, often with the explicit help of the courts, hospitals, and other authorities. It makes me think that you either haven't viewed all the info, or that you just have a vested interest in Tom and family deserving Andy in some kind of way.

Could they have tried more? Sure, maybe. The idea that they never really tried, or actively tried to keep him, is laughably off base.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

I'm not sure how you come to this conclusion after viewing the endless parade of different ways that Andy forced himself back into that home, often with the explicit help of the courts, hospitals, and other authorities. It makes me think that you either haven't viewed all the info, or that you just have a vested interest in Tom and family deserving Andy in some kind of way.

Could they have tried more? Sure, maybe. The idea that they never really tried, or actively tried to keep him, is laughably off base.

Maybe because Andy is still a legal resident od that home and Tom never formally evicted Andy? Simply asking a legal/common law resident to vacate your home is not considered an eviction.

In fact, the police offered to remove Andy via an emergency eviction order, but they refused. When Tom brought up how Andy was always coming back, the cops said it's because they actually let him back in.

If Tom really wanted Andy gone, all he has to do is hand Andy an eviction Note and renounce his status as his rep payee.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Maybe because Andy is still a legal resident od that home and Tom never formally evicted Andy?

They tried that, the judge bitched Tom out in front of the entire courtroom. For every time Andy was 'let in', there was a time he broke the new locks and ruined the house in revenge for changing them. They've been progressively broken down by various instances like that, of Andy's tard shield defying all sane legal theory and allowing him to continue tormenting them worse than before.

Again, there's always something more to try, the issue is that there's no guarantee of success through Andy's tard shield and anything they try makes Andy more unstable and vindictive. But the idea they've tried to keep him because they want him is purely ludicrous.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

They tried that, the judge bitched Tom out in front of the entire courtroom. For every time Andy was 'let in', there was a time he broke the new locks and ruined the house in revenge for changing them. They've been progressively broken down by various instances like that, of Andy's tard shield defying all sane legal theory and allowing him to continue tormenting them worse than before.

Again, there's always something more to try, the issue is that there's no guarantee of success through Andy's tard shield and anything they try makes Andy more unstable and vindictive. But the idea they've tried to keep him because they want him is purely ludicrous.

Because Tom was still holding himself out as Andy's payee and guardian. Besides, Tom can lawyer up and contest the court's decision if he was willing to spend a couple hubdred dollars into a lawyer, instead of buying fast food every day. He was offered an appointment to be removed as Andy's payee, but he refused.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Because Tom was still holding himself out as Andy's payee and guardian. Besides, Tom can lawyer up and contest the court's decision if he was willing to spend a couple hubdred dollars into a lawyer, instead of buying fast food every day. He was offered an appointment to be removed as Andy's payee, but he refused.

Yeah I'm not gonna run around this circle with you forever. We are in agreement that there are more things that Tom could do legally to get Andy out of his life. The issue of contention is still the fear that it won't stick long term, and that Andy will just break in and beat them to death for trying to cut him out, since he's been violent all his life and tried to kill them many times before. I don't buy the money motive in light of that. They're just buckbroken retards.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

Yeah I'm not gonna run around this circle with you forever. We are in agreement that there are more things that Tom could do legally to get Andy out of his life. The issue of contention is still the fear that it won't stick long term, and that Andy will just break in and beat them to death for trying to cut him out, since he's been violent all his life and tried to kill them many times before. I don't buy the money motive in light of that. They're just buckbroken retards.

If all the options are either exhausted or they are afraid Andy will pull a Joel Guy Jr. on them, the best option is to run, you do not walk away from this. Just sell the house and move out of state, maybe seek temporarily shelter with Mike or Danielle. That way, the courts can't force Andy on them again.

Tom is also not buckbroken, he just wastes all his money on stupid shit. He got 8 cars and spends hundreds of dollars a month on food. Janet herself said that she spend 600 dollars every week on Andy's eating habits alone. No wonder they have no money.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

If all the options are either exhausted or they are afraid Andy will pull a Joel Guy Jr. on them, the best option is to run, you do not walk away from this. Just sell the house and move out of state, maybe seek temporarily shelter with Mike or Danielle. That way, the courts can't force Andy on them again.

I don't disagree that it would have been smart at some point, but they're buckbroken retards, and old to boot. Tom isn't going to flee his home at this point in his life, most people would be extremely loathe to move house in their 70s, even in the best of circumstances with minimal mental illness involved and lots of money. He's going to keep taking Andy's calls and doing his best to make sure Andy has a group living situation that keeps him out of Tom's house and limits the amount of Andy's explosive behavior that is aimed at Tom and Joe, so he can die in his own home in relative peace.

Tom is also not buckbroken, he just wastes all his money on stupid shit. He got 8 cars and spends hundreds of dollars a month on food. Janet herself said that she spend 600 dollars every week on Andy's eating habits alone. No wonder they have no money.

All of this falls under the 'retard' part of 'buckbroken retards', nothing about being bad with money and being afraid of the insane 300+ pound poop monster is mutually exclusive. This is the part that makes me think you just hate these people all on your own; you make big leaps and stretches in logic just to find a cheap personal insult for Tom. It's fucking cringe.

And I REALLY resent having to edit in entirely new arguments like this to address arguments that you edited into older replies. I didn't do that shit to you, don't abuse the 10 minute time limit on the marker for edited posts to backdoor whole new points into a post. This post I'm replying to was one paragraph when I made my quote and hit the reply button. It's fucking gay.

 

[Zirzim Raxley]

Maybe because Andy is still a legal resident od that home and Tom never formally evicted Andy? Simply asking a legal/common law resident to vacate your home is not considered an eviction.

In fact, the police offered to remove Andy via an emergency eviction order, but they refused. When Tom brought up how Andy was always coming back, the cops said it's because they actually let him back in.

If Tom really wanted Andy gone, all he has to do is hand Andy an eviction Note and renounce his status as his rep payee.

Pretty much this. They also dropped several charges over the years iirc. They are all dysfunctional, just look at the state of the home.

They treated Andy like a baby and catered to his needs some days, but got fed up and lashed out on others.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

"I'M IN A WORLD OF SHIT!"

Spoiler: FULL METAL DIAPER

Private Joe is on night watch. During one of his laps around the barracks, he hears a weird noise coming from the latrine. As he enters and examines the room with his flashlight, he notices Private Poopsquatch, standing in the middle of it. His BDUs stripped and laying on the floor, the only thing covering his obese body is an adult diaper. He looks at Joe and smiles.
"Hi, Joe..." He mutters in a strange voice.
"Is... is that a diaper?" Private Joe asks after a moment of silence.
"Triple-ply, leak-proof and odor-eliminating..." Andy smiles grotesquely.
"Andy... If Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
"I AM... IN A WORLD... OF SHIT!!!" Poopsquatch exclaims as he audibly shits himself. The soundwave shakes the foundation of the building, echoing through the entire barracks, awaking everyone inside.

"THIS IS MY DIAPER! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!" Private Poopsquatch's voice echoes through the dead-silent hall. "MY DIAPER IS MY BEST FRIEND! IT IS MY LIFE!"
Sergeant Hartman bursts out of his room and looks towards the now awake marines. "GET BACK IN YOUR BUNKS!" he exclaims towards the entire platoon. He then hurries to the latrine.
"I MUST FILL IT WITH SHIT JUST AS I DID WITH MY LIFE!" Private Poopsquatch continues as the last gruesome sound leaves his body.

Hartman storms into the latrine.
"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?! WHAT ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING IN MY LATRINE?!"
Hartman looks over to Joe.
"WHY IS PRIVATE POOPSQUATCH OUT OF HIS BUNK AFTER LIGHTS OUT?! WHY IS PRIVATE POOPSQUATCH WEARING A DIAPER?! WHY AREN'T YOU STOMPING PRIVATES POOPSQUATCH'S GUTS OUT?!"
"Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Poopsquatch has a full diaper and has stimmed and loaded it, sir!"
Sergeant Hartman and Andy stare each other in the eyes. A devious grin emerged on Private Poopsquatch's face.
"Now you listen to me, Private Poopsquatch, and you listen good. I want that dirty, crapped diaper, and I want it now! You will dispose of that undergarment in the bin and step away from it."
The grin twists into a wide, horrifying smile as Andy takes off his diaper and prepares to throw it towards. A foul stench fills the room. Hartman's face wrinkles slightly, while Private Joe covers his mouth and nose.
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!?!" Hartman screams, calmly.
"YOU CALLED ME A FUCKIN' FAKE!!!" Private Poopsquatch screeches out as he throws the diaper. It hits Sergeant Hartman right in the face. He falls to the ground, dead on the spot.
Joe looks at Hartman's lifeless body, moving away from the seeping blood and shit pooling around the corspe. Then his and Andy's eyes lock.
Private Poopsquatch is still grinning like a mad man. His right arm slowly reaches towards his behind, about to scoop up the remains of his excrement.
Private Joe quickly jumps to the nearest toilet and begins banging on the metal pipe with his flashlight. The loud clanking echoes through the room.
"OWWWW!!! MY EARS!!!" Private Poopsquatch yells as he covers his ears with his hands, giving Private Joe just enough time to flee.

Fade to black...

 

[pooterino]

I live for the day he pisses off either the wrong cop or gets an abusive black male nurse named Luther.

Yea verily, we all pray for the day that Andy gets the trio of "black boys" (Warren, Washington, and Williams) from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest as his aides and they proceed to scrub his sensitive and cystic bottom with only the coarsest of washcloths dunked in the iciest of waters.

 

[Ilabelle21]

Pretty much this. They also dropped several charges over the years iirc. They are all dysfunctional, just look at the state of the home.

They treated Andy like a baby and catered to his needs some days, but got fed up and lashed out on others.

It's a real psychological phenomenon: in instances of extreme and prolonged duress your executive functions (the ability to plan and organize, as well as a whole lot of other functions necessary for keeping a tidy environment), are switched off after a time: here's an article talking about, "depression rooms," which is kind of the same thing. When you're constantly thrust into the equivalent of survival mode, your brain focuses on survival; not the cleanliness of your environment.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Royal workers after walking into Andy's shit smeared room after he "runs away"

 

[anliteralidiot]

If Tom really wanted Andy gone, all he has to do is hand Andy an eviction Note and renounce his status as his rep payee.

He did try to legally evict Andy, but the judge wanted to talk to Tom and Andy privately, instead of doing a formal eviction. The judge seemingly bought the retard act, and didn't feel right letting his dad evict him, but Tom didn't have the money to talk to the judge privately, so it never went forward.

 

[hect0r]

I'm going to other content creators for Andy news. Mr. Beefy and his smug sermonizing about the other members of the Ditch household is getting old.

like almost every other lolcow youtuber, he's guilty of never shutting the fuck up and always trying to be funny when he's not.

 

[Ilabelle21]

I finally had to move on and find other content creators when that piece of shit called Joe evil and started saying he was just as bad as Andy. Fuck you pal. Joe is legit autistic and wasn't he fighting prostate cancer???

I thought it was colon cancer.

But because he doesn't want to constantly poke at the festering scab in his mind that is his time with Andy, that must mean he approves of every single thing Andy has done.

 

[Danger]

like almost every other lolcow youtuber, he's guilty of never shutting the fuck up and always trying to be funny when he's not.

Which is almost as bad as being Andy Ditch.

 

[JumpingJackFash]

I thought it was colon cancer.

But because he doesn't want to constantly poke at the festering scab in his mind that is his time with Andy, that must mean he approves of every single thing Andy has done.

My bad, yeah I think he was fighting with colon cancer for awhile. Joe is fighting cancer while a fat retard berates him and won't leave him the fuck alone because "I need to express myself" Naw dude you need to shut the fuck up and go die in the woods somewhere. I don't now how Joe hasn't killed Andy. He couldn't even go to his room for peace half the time. There's Andy standing in the door with that stupid thing with the Steven Hawking app fake stimming and looking like a ham with human features at 2 AM babbling about his keer.

Mr Beefy clearly doesn't understand when you live in a dysfunctional household with an abusive pervert who makes every single day an exhausting melodrama you eventually get numb to it all and stop caring. The last time I saw Joe really mad was when Andy was having a tantrum and told Joe and the cops he was going to go piss in the living room to punish his parents.

 

[Moar Krabs]

If Tom really wanted Andy gone, all he has to do is hand Andy an eviction Note and renounce his status as his rep payee.

Since Janet was moved into the nursing home and eventually passing away Andy hasn't lived in the Ditch household full time IIRC he only went back once for the funeral and Tom drove him right back. It's obvious that their demeanor towards him has changed so what's your excuse for that if you even have one

 

[Statix_Shark]

The threadban was not long enough, it seems.

Anyone seen this yet? This fat tard is eating foods that he knows will get him gastric distress.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

The threadban was not long enough, it seems.

Anyone seen this yet? This fat tard is eating foods that he knows will get him gastric distress.

Media's dead nvm.

Also I think someone confirmed he was constantly on laxatives