Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[MMX]

The great CWC himself (the Bluespike saga)

Until an prepubescent boy makes dobbie shove something up his ass for love then hes always slightly more aware than chris.

 

[Ruin]

He's literally complaining about being called names by nine year olds.

he'd have a fucking heart attack if he ever saw some of the vitriol that gets thrown around in COD or DOTA.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Until an prepubescent boy makes dobbie shove something up his ass for love then hes always slightly more aware than chris.

Dunno. If the all powerful Wu told him to jam something up there, he'd probably do it.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Dunno. If the all powerful Wu told him to jam something up there, he'd probably do it.

If she would ever see him as anything other than "gross shitlord that makes bad comics", maybe.

 

[MMX]

Dunno. If the all powerful Wu told him to jam something up there, he'd probably do it.

The difference is chris didnt enjoy it.
Dobbie is such a beta he would beg for more.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Man, Andrea Dobson getting made fun of by kids? That's pretty funny. Even more sad when they have better punchlines than a so called "cartoonist".

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Andrea Dobson

Is that going to be Dobson's tomgirl name? He's becoming so much like CWC he might as well go the whole way.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Jesus Christ. What did the kids even say? That he is not good at making Mario Maker Levels? Okay, some of these posts also just being some legit trolls older than 9, but come on, Dobson. As much as you do not want to hear it, grow a thicker skin. Cause when a person that doesn't even grow pubic hair at this point in life manages to get laughs out of you, you are seriously pathetic. At least BlueSpike had to pretend for a couple of weeks to be a woman to fool Chris, these kids only have to tell him that they don't like his Mario Maker levels or Splatoon skills.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Grow a spine, Dobbo.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

He's literally complaining about being called names by nine year olds.

"Time of the Month"? What, is he easier to troll when his hormones are acting up?

 

[Kabobs]

His knights in autist armor are there to pat his ass at least.

 

[MMX]

Jesus Christ. What did the kids even say? That he is not good at making Mario Maker Levels? Okay, some of these posts also just being some legit trolls older than 9, but come on, Dobson. As much as you do not want to hear it, grow a thicker skin. Cause when a person that doesn't even grow pubic hair at this point in life manages to get laughs out of you, you are seriously pathetic. At least BlueSpike had to pretend for a couple of weeks to be a woman to fool Chris, these kids only have to tell him that they don't like his Mario Maker levels or Splatoon skills.

Look at how far dobbie has come
He was held back creatively as a child by children and now hes been held back creatively as an adult by children.
And whats worse is some of those children have access to water guns.

 

[Foltest]

this beyond pathetic. The beta level of Dobson has reach new heights.

 

[Count groudon]

He's literally complaining about being called names by nine year olds.

The fact that a 30 year old man is blocking comments made by 9 year olds on a children's social media program is just fucking sad.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The fact that a 30 year old man is blocking comments made by 9 year olds on a children's social media program is just fucking sad.

I am just waiting for the day he starts complaining about MLP towards a seven year old girl. It is coming.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Dobson finds new ways to be punchable every day.

 

[MMX]

The fact that a 30 year old man is blocking comments made by 9 year olds on a children's social media program is just fucking sad.

Im curious at what a nine year old girl could say that would trigger dobbie bear so.

Even at that age i guess they are old enuff to understand that they dont need fedobear as their moral guardian.

 

[MayMay]

"Mister, you're kinda creepy..." *blocked*

Really it says a lot that even little kids are giving block-worthy comments. Heck it's not like they're checking his twitter so how obnoxious do you have to be to inspire hate on Miiverse of all things!

Also in OPL's defense, Bluespike was like, thirteen right? Sure they're weeny and such at that age but that's still several steps above nine year olds.

 

[Belvedere]

He's literally complaining about being called names by nine year olds.

Why does he even play online? Clearly he doesn't have the skills nor the emotional fortitude to withstand what competitive online interactions with other players entails. And I can't believe I have to use the term "online competitive interaction" to refer to a WiiU game.

Just when I think Dobson can't get any more pathetic, he tweets that even elementary school children are capable to get under his skin. Dobson has made perfectly clear that he hates it when people tell him to "grow a thicker skin" but in his case for that to happen he has to have a skin to begin with. Fucking seriously man?! Nine year olds trigger a blocking spree?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why does he even play online? Clearly he doesn't have the skills nor the emotional fortitude to withstand what competitive online interactions with other players entails. And I can't believe I have to use the term "online competitive interaction" to refer to a WiiU game.

I think he gets away with it on Splatoon because he's bad, but not so bad he causes his team to lose. He's just kind of the idiot running around doing his own thing instead of working with the team. Mario Maker though... I think he earnestly thinks he's good at it and his levels should earn him some level of accolade. The problem is he wants to make stupid gimmicky levels instead of interesting, challenging ones.