0:00 Andy says the video will be "concise"
1:30 Andy was picked on in school
2:30 Andy reminisces about beating the guy with his lunchbox, apparently blood came out
4:30 Andy explains his fatherless behavior (they had a divorce)
6:10 Andy talks about how nothing can emotionally affect him

6:50 Andy talks about how he's a God-fearing Christian
7:10 Andy explains that he now cares about this stuff... because it affects his public image
8:20 Andy says he's a good guy because he donates to charity
10:10 Andy talks about how much he hates being clipped
11:10 Andy compares people disliking him to bigotry
12:50 Andy claims that audios are edited to make him look bad
14:30 "I've now become the #1 villain of Earth"
15:10 Andy brags about being the #1 googled person
15:30 Andy claims he received 5000 death threats per day
16:20 Andy puts in his clip, where he claims depression is bunk
17:20 Andy claims that people defaming him are selfish grifters
18:40 Andy wonders how people think he's a bad person, when everyone he meets is sucking him off
21:10 Andy wonders why people don't believe him
23:10 "I have been nothing but a net positive for the world"
23:50 Andy "only blames myself", hilarious considering the contents of the video
26:00 Andy claims that the human brain cannot possibly avoid making embarrassing clippable statements
28:30 Andy claims that he's a woman respecter... Romanian police raid notwithstanding.
30:10 Andy complains about kinkshaming
30:30 Andy talks about how he champions women. In particular, he loves how they're attractive and can give birth and need to be protected.

He continues sperging about women until 36:00 or so
37:00 to about 40:20 he complains about how unfair his ban was and it doesn't help him
40:30 to 42:50 he explains that he's a peerless role model for men, and that banning him is hurting men as a whole
42:50 to 44:30 he complains that nobody is praising him for some charity thing (he says he will make the donation soon)
47:20 Andy shills The War Room
49:20 Andy talks about "The Tate Foundation". A quick google says that the Tate Foundation has nothing to do with him.
52:40 Andy addresses the Romania sex trafficker stuff. Claims that it's racist against Romanians to say that. His real reason for moving there is that he just likes the country, honest!
53:40 Claims the police raid was essentially a swatting
1:10:40 Andy asks people to please email him, thanking him for everything he's done
10:50 16:10 34:30 49:50 50:30 51:30 1:04:30 1:06:50 1:08:10 1:10:10 1:12:10 Andy reminds you to subscribe, despite this supposedly being his last video
He goes on repeatedly about several points in between. I've ignored most of this. In particular he says that social media has changed, people are taking him out of context, he's totally unaffected emotionally, etc etc.