@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[RACISM]

Can't help it. I hate spiders.
Call it arachnophobia, whatever. Thinking about a pet tarantula turns my stomach

Well you know what is going to happen now.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

A joke right? But its real.

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god i wish that were me

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Can't help it. I hate spiders.
Call it arachnophobia, whatever. Thinking about a pet tarantula turns my stomach.
The lizards and frogs are fine. I can understand that. Never would hurt them. (Reminder, some cultures eat them).

Not fucking spiders. Never. That's really weird.

I struggle seeing spiders, too*. But @Android raptor really loves hers, and it's not weird to love something. It's healthy, and good, and brings her happiness and purpose. Where's the problem?

*It's the legs. There are too many. And the molting, ohmygod, the molting (my difficulty with shed skin/skeletons is not limited to spiders). And, as with my aversion to olives, capers, and Bleu cheese (fight me), I just can't get past it, not for lack of trying. But, from a little distance, I am happy for those who can. And it's really sad to maybe lose something you really love.

And also, all you bitches dunking on her are insane. Objectively, she's lovely and can pull off those outfits better than most, by far. And abortion sperging aside (sorry, raptor), she rolls with a lot of shit. I actually think a lot or even most of you agree, even if you like razzing her or getting into it.

Earnest post over.

 

[Johnny Salami]

(only here due to your public suggestion in the Epstein thread
Don't like it? Then don't seek attention in a front page thread)

I would smash your tarantula without a thought.
Which would be a proper end to an animal suffering.
Imagine spending money on caring for something so insignificant.
Similar to me paying for your welfare and medicare.

Please. As a favor to yourself, this site, and the world...
End all our suffering.

nigga kill yourself

I love how Android is an active participant in her Hate Thread.

Tell me how much you crave attention, without telling me how much you crave attention.

Because she's not an over-socialized faggot and can keep up with the boys

Are you the head of the ANDROID RAPTOR DEFENSE FORCE or what?

Yes

 

[MMS-China]

god i wish that were me

Which one?

 

[AgendaPoster]

And also, all you bitches dunking on her are insane. Objectively, she's lovely and can pull off those outfits better than most, by far. And abortion sperging aside

She's not honest about many other things, and her ideology is riddled with inconsistencies like a Swiss cheese. Also she uses her autism as an escape and crutch so she can avoid discussion of said inconsistencies.
I still like her cause I have a weakness for shitlibs, but they need to be forced to be honest. Just as conservatards need to be forced to do the exact same thing.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Desiring to kill human babies (not fetuses, BABIES) but extending love towards a spider is insane.
She is not a member of the human race. Only the lowest of animals murders it's young (like SPIDERS!).

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Anthropomorphizing something with a brain smaller than a tic tac is utterly retarded behavior.

Don't be so mean, A&H regulars are people too!

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Which one?

I will not elaborate

 

[Shidoen]

I struggle seeing spiders, too*. But @Android raptor really loves hers, and it's not weird to love something. It's healthy, and good, and brings her happiness and purpose. Where's the problem?

*It's the legs. There are too many. And the molting, ohmygod, the molting (my difficulty with shed skin/skeletons is not limited to spiders). And, as with my aversion to olives, capers, and Bleu cheese (fight me), I just can't get past it, not for lack of trying. But, from a little distance, I am happy for those who can. And it's really sad to maybe lose something you really love.

And also, all you bitches dunking on her are insane. Objectively, she's lovely and can pull off those outfits better than most, by far. And abortion sperging aside (sorry, raptor), she rolls with a lot of shit. I actually think a lot or even most of you agree, even if you like razzing her or getting into it.

Earnest post over.

I like how they’re fuzzy and put their legs in the air like they just don’t care. Also if you hear closely you can hear the thumps their legs make as they crawl.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She's not honest about many other things, and her ideology is riddled with inconsistencies like a Swiss cheese. Also she uses her autism as an escape and crutch so she can avoid discussion of said inconsistencies.

None of which has anything to do with her pets or her appearance.

I still like her cause I have a weakness for shitlibs, but they need to be forced to be honest. Just as conservatards need to be forced to do the exact same thing.

We agree. Being pushed on opinions is good, and it's a part of debate. Facts are important, reflection is important, learning is important, and context matters, too. That's my general perspective, and why I write treatises (with citations!) on dumb shit like copper theft that get me tophats. But that wasn't what I commented on itt, except as a side note that referenced her strong opinions on one particular topic.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I like how they’re fuzzy and put their legs in the air like they just don’t care.

Aw, that's endearing! If I can keep that in mind, maybe I'll get over it.

Also if you hear closely you can hear the thumps their legs make as they crawl.

Annnnd...I hate you for this.

(Worth the DP faux pas to say.)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Can't help it. I hate spiders.
Call it arachnophobia, whatever. Thinking about a pet tarantula turns my stomach.

Avoiding something you don't like or are repulsed by is fine. Seeking it out to kill it, yeah, a bit niggerish.

 

[Shidoen]

Avoiding something you don't like or are repulsed by is fine. Seeking it out to kill it, yeah, a bit niggerish.

He has become moid; destroyer of sensibilities.

 

[MMS-China]

The weird thing is, after how long this thread has been going I can't believe Androids secret admirers haven't asked for nudes. Oh maybe they did in PM's. Tell us what creepy PM's you got Android. That would be fun.

 

[Shidoen]

Is it true that The Last Stand asked you to step on scrambled eggs Android Raptor?

 

[Coelacanth]

Well you know what is going to happen now.
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I'll do you one better!

Not really to do with @Android raptor but I can at least explain why people like me keep spiders. A lot of people actually do it because they want help dealing with arachnophobia. It's usually jumping spiders because of their high intellect and size. I wouldn't worry about the comments about how some Kiwis want to kill spiders either. It's something hobbyists have to take into account when they post their collections online and you have to learn to take it in your stride.

 

[Android raptor]

Desiring to kill human babies (not fetuses, BABIES) but extending love towards a spider is insane.
She is not a member of the human race. Only the lowest of animals murders it's young (like SPIDERS!).

I mean yeah I'm a raptor

 

[Begemot]

The last girl I talked to that kept a bearded Dragon, had deep cut scars on her arm.

Did Xi Jinping give you good head?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I struggle seeing spiders, too*. But @Android raptor really loves hers, and it's not weird to love something. It's healthy, and good, and brings her happiness and purpose. Where's the problem?

Disclaimer: I actually kinda feel bad about shitting on AR too much because while i disagree with her on probably most things, someone actually has to like, cause harm in some way for me not to feel a moral restraint regarding trying to make their day suck with words.

That out of the way, the problem with non-warm blooded pets and feeling affection towards them is that they don’t reciprocate. It’s an exercise in projection.

“Oh look at my cute fluffy snake, it loves to cuddle me” no, no, no. Your snake, spider, etc don’t experience emotion as recognizable by us. Thinking they do is a weird glitch.