@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[glass_houses]

No I sleep on Jurassic Park sheets like a civilized autist

But the JP reconstructions are decades out of date and wildly inaccurate!

You're not an autist, you're a monster!

 

[AgendaPoster]

No I sleep on Jurassic Park sheets like a civilized autist

I guess it's better than some anime pillow, but still in turboautistic consoom territory
Why are so many nerds so emotionally linked with these media products? What's wrong with your souls and minds?

 

[Shidoen]

I guess it's better than some anime pillow, but still in turboautistic consoom territory
Why are so many nerds so emotionally linked with these media products? What's wrong with your souls and minds?

You’re Romani, you don’t get attached to objects you just attach yourself to an object and run off with it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You’re Romani, you don’t get attached to objects you just attach yourself to an object and run off with it.

I can also consoom your soul through the traditional practice of reading your future *takes your hand and stares you deeply into your eyes*

 

[glass_houses]

I guess it's better than some anime pillow, but still in turboautistic consoom territory
Why are so many nerds so emotionally linked with these media products? What's wrong with your souls and minds?

Autism. That's what's wrong. Why do you need to ask?

Also, these sorts of things are something of a little trick to promote self care. Example: buying a doona cover with a design you really, really like, because you're more likely to make your bed of a morning if there's something you enjoy looking at on it.

Chronic depression is a soul killer, mate. The things you have to do to function around it often don't make sense to people who've never been there.

 

[Android raptor]

But the JP reconstructions are decades out of date and wildly inaccurate!

You're not an autist, you're a monster!

I don't care it's fun and I've enjoyed it since I was kid

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

looks kinda nasty would still hit

What’s the plan of attack? Plug your nose and power through the yeasty smell? I hope you’re at least letting your little soldier wear his helmet when you send him into those trenches.

 

[AgendaPoster]

The things you have to do to function

Can't people just do speed, valium like civilized Westoids
I'm now more convinced than ever that we need to dismantle the most popular media, Hollywood etc.
Since Droid is a progressive, she should be fine with expropriating the owners of the studios and spreading of their wealth.

 

[Android raptor]

Can't people just do speed, valium like civilized Westoids
I'm now more convinced than ever that we need to dismantle the most popular media, Hollywood etc.
Since Droid is a progressive, she should be fine with expropriating the owners of the studios and spreading of their wealth.

Ain't nobody can afford Valium all we got is fenty

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

What’s the plan of attack? Plug your nose and power through the yeasty smell? I hope you’re at least letting your little soldier wear his helmet when you send him into those trenches.

rawdog it sniff it all and if you die you die simple as that

 

[Shidoen]

Drugs are dumb, play monopoly and stab eachother over that

 

[coof coof]

As a woman she's bound to have simps, her retardation is overlooked.

How many pages of sperging and calling her retarded before it isn't being overlooked in your opinion?

 

[Shidoen]

@SSj_Ness is a top donator to the “Feed the Raptor Roaches” program.

 

[Android raptor]

I got a centipede for 5 dollars today

 

[Shidoen]

I got a centipede for 5 dollars today

How many cents per leg?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You're a nu male, a weak male though.

Oh yeah?!

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Lube is for the weak. I'll prove I'm strong and just clench with the strength of a thousand pitbull's bites.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I saw Android raptor at a local grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. That day totaly changed my opinion on her in a way that i dont think i can recover from.

Damn, this Android Raptor sounds like a Coke Zero version of Taylor Swift.

 

[Shidoen]

Damn, this Android Raptor sounds like a Coke Zero version of Taylor Swift.

What would the album be like?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Why are so many nerds so emotionally linked with these media products? What's wrong with your souls and minds?

It's not much different from being overly invested in political discussions - something people should do for fun but get overly obsessed with to a point where it's no longer fun.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Autism. That's what's wrong. Why do you need to ask?

Also, these sorts of things are something of a little trick to promote self care. Example: buying a doona cover with a design you really, really like, because you're more likely to make your bed of a morning if there's something you enjoy looking at on it.

Chronic depression is a soul killer, mate. The things you have to do to function around it often don't make sense to people who've never been there.

In the good old times people only had basic design sheets they had to share with their brothers and sisters and they were happier and tougher than everybody in 2023.