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Looking at the amount of weight Assblasted Jose gained over the last ten years his dumps are surely not small ones.On the side note, he pronounced huge like he is taking a huge dump
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Looking at the amount of weight Assblasted Jose gained over the last ten years his dumps are surely not small ones.On the side note, he pronounced huge like he is taking a huge dump
If there was, then we wouldn’t have young teenagers taking hormone blockers to turn themselves into barely-disfigured women with chest hair.Is there a world where Joe becomes Jane a la Jim Sterling?
A lot of people don't know who Aronofsky is unless your a movie buff Joe ain't he is a reviewer of video games who got tired of reviewing video games so he reviews movies but sucks at it because all he knows is the big blockbusters. Stick to Transformers Joe when i want to see a review of Amadeus i will go to someone who knows what the fuck there talking about granted most of the big movie reviewers on Youtube don't so i rely on my own instincts and watch the movie myself and form my own opinions.He really needs to realize gaming is the only thing he has going for him.
I tried giving his movie reviews a shot as background noise but they're abysmal. Very much the 15 year old mentality where they insult or praise a band's guitarist when knowing absolutely nothing about how to play a guitar. At one point he even says someone is "a great cinematographerist" because he doesn't know it's cinematographer.
During his 'Mother!' review he had no idea who Darren Aronofsky was until that movie. I'm not even a fan of Aronofsky but if it took you all the way to fucking Mother! to know who he was then you do not have opinions on cinema that should be shared.
What? Are you kidding me? His videos are mostly his fat ass sperging about a game in front of a camera, some unfunny skits and footage from his streams.because how much he edits
Oh god he really did turn for the worst i haven't watched him since the vacation scandal. How can anyone still watch him when he hates his fans and clearly doesn't care about his reviews anymore not to mention his oppinions being what the masses agree on rather than things he comes up with on his own so he doesn't piss off his fans.What? Are you kidding me? His videos are mostly his fat ass sperging about a game in front of a camera, some unfunny skits and footage from his streams.
To be completely honest I've been playing the same 4-5 games in rotation for the past decade and I'm totally content. I understand that its where his content comes from but if he hates gaming he should just retire. It used to be funny watching Joe seethe in anger but if he's gonna end up committing suicide over the state of gaming then it's time to stop.Joe is getting as fed up and bored with gaming as Jim Sterling is.
Guess the retard didn't think he would ever age and want to do something besides play and read about videogames for the rest of his life. I bet he still resents people not liking his board game endeavors.
Is there a world where Joe becomes Jane a la Jim Sterling?
I am not a troon whisperer, but I think it's unlikely. Pablo is not nearly as woke as Sterling and I can't remember a single instance of him acting like a sexual degenerate. He also is not a cuck or angoloid.think joe will ever tron-out like jim?
Don't say that too loud joe might start sperging out again like he did in 2017 and refuse to do angry reviews.He really needs to realize gaming is the only thing he has going for him.
I tried giving his movie reviews a shot as background noise but they're abysmal. Very much the 15 year old mentality where they insult or praise a band's guitarist when knowing absolutely nothing about how to play a guitar. At one point he even says someone is "a great cinematographerist" because he doesn't know it's cinematographer.
During his 'Mother!' review he had no idea who Darren Aronofsky was until that movie. I'm not even a fan of Aronofsky but if it took you all the way to fucking Mother! to know who he was then you do not have opinions on cinema that should be shared.
That image sums up the whole debacle with the CA films
Joe got old without realizing it. He doesnt get the game because he has not played it. Pretty much the same boat I have been in. The only game I have played with any regularity for years now is Stellaris, and that is because I can imagine my own stories and act them out, pausing as needed and going for days at a time without progressing because I have to work for a living. Occassionally an RPG may come along that I can get really invested in, like Horizon Zero Dawn, but beyond that the gaming landscape is a field of infinite toys for people below my maturity level. Not a dig. simply an observation.So I'm sitting here watching his Outriders Review. Unlike most games reviews of his I've seen. I actually played this game before his review came out. I'm on the based Xbox One... and I'm listening to him and just like... I have no idea what's he's talking about.
Then I realize... like all the reviews I've seen of this have been like this. Did only the reviewers get the shitty problems? Was I just lucky playing it on literally the weakest platform possible? Does Joe just not fucking like games? Help me out here.
I don't know if it's even that. Like... I can understand that somehow I've had an almost issue free experience on what is literally the weakest platform possible to play it on. (Seriously, base Xbox One. Not even an OneX). But like... even his story analysis is... factually inaccurate. It's like watching Bennet the Sage do his anime reviews. He just comes off as a fucking retard who paid zero attention to what the fuck was happening.Joe got old without realizing it. He doesnt get the game because he has not played it. Pretty much the same boat I have been in. The only game I have played with any regularity for years now is Stellaris, and that is because I can imagine my own stories and act them out, pausing as needed and going for days at a time without progressing because I have to work for a living. Occassionally an RPG may come along that I can get really invested in, like Horizon Zero Dawn, but beyond that the gaming landscape is a field of infinite toys for people below my maturity level. Not a dig. simply an observation.
Should also be pointed out Joe is still not married. By any metric he should be a catch. Succesful business, employees, not "terrible" looking. His failure to seal the deal has to be immaturity at an emotional level. Even the ham planet Jeremy has a wife. At this point its very sad. Dude has not grown up and EVERYONE can see it. Including himself. But he's just too stuck in the mud to change.
So I'm sitting here watching his Outriders Review. Unlike most games reviews of his I've seen. I actually played this game before his review came out. I'm on the based Xbox One... and I'm listening to him and just like... I have no idea what's he's talking about.
Then I realize... like all the reviews I've seen of this have been like this. Did only the reviewers get the shitty problems? Was I just lucky playing it on literally the weakest platform possible? Does Joe just not fucking like games? Help me out here.