“Animorphs” Movie in the Works - Can’t be any worse than the Nickelodeon show

I concur with the anime proposals and they should skip over some stuff. Some of the ghostwritten stuff? Or the oatmeal one? I hate that one because of what the TV adaptation did (they fucking KILL Tobias and next episode it's like that didn't happen), so I read the book summary, it doesn't really contribute anything to the arc
 
I mean, unless you mean having it as 20 episode per year type of anime, other wise it's gonna mostly still images and PowerPoint tier animations. Sure, there'll be certain episodes that will have obvious budget put into them, but that will be like 2-3 episodes out of 50.
That’s what I was thinking, yeah. I mean, having an Animorphs anime is already a “never gonna happen” kinda thing, so might as well go full unrealistic with it.


I concur with the anime proposals and they should skip over some stuff. Some of the ghostwritten stuff? Or the oatmeal one? I hate that one because of what the TV adaptation did (they fucking KILL Tobias and next episode it's like that didn't happen), so I read the book summary, it doesn't really contribute anything to the arc
I did find it hilarious that Applegate thought the cow one was so over the top preachy about not eating meat that she literally rewrote the last chapter to have them all eating hamburgers and loving it.
 
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Come to think of it, for the time it came out on, this was actually super “progressive”, even by today’s standards. Cassie was black, Marco was Hispanic, I’m pretty positive Jake was Jewish, Rachel and Cassie weren’t coddled for being women, Rachel was one of the strongest fighters....

Oh course, they wouldn’t be considered the “right” kind of progressive, but still.
 
Come to think of it, for the time it came out on, this was actually super “progressive”, even by today’s standards. Cassie was black, Marco was Hispanic, I’m pretty positive Jake was Jewish, Rachel and Cassie weren’t coddled for being women, Rachel was one of the strongest fighters....

Oh course, they wouldn’t be considered the “right” kind of progressive, but still.
The mid-late 90's were a good time and probably the closest we are ever going to get to the kumbaya, every race is equal, MLK dream.

Very few people cared about race or gender. It was a good time.
 
The mid-late 90's were a good time and probably the closest we are ever going to get to the kumbaya, every race is equal, MLK dream.

Very few people cared about race or gender. It was a good time.
People still cared. And still pandered and put all their tokens together to make a beautiful diverse rainbow so they could feel progressive. However, the emphasis was always about learning coexistence, and seeing people for individuals. If a person tried to not be racist, and was nice, that was enough.

It was before the professional outrage victims were hunting for racism with a microagression microscope and bleaching out the shades of grey in an attempt to eradicate all 'badthink' like a hypochrondriac with OCD scrubbing her kids bloody to remove 'germs'.

People praise Animorphs for being 'dark and gritty' and showing adolescent child soldiers getting PTSD, but the bleak ending made it seem like all that darkness and grittiness was pointless. It's like KA Applegate blackpilled herself while writing it and thought all her kid fans didn't deserve a happy Harry Potter ending, and would rather read something more nihilistic than Schindler's List. I don't mind nihilistic art, but to package it as a fun 'what if you could turn into animals woah.' adventure and sell it to twelve year olds...

I mean, the Hunger Games had more hopeful and productive ending.
 
People still cared. And still pandered and put all their tokens together to make a beautiful diverse rainbow so they could feel progressive. However, the emphasis was always about learning coexistence, and seeing people for individuals. If a person tried to not be racist, and was nice, that was enough.

It was before the professional outrage victims were hunting for racism with a microagression microscope and bleaching out the shades of grey in an attempt to eradicate all 'badthink' like a hypochrondriac with OCD scrubbing her kids bloody to remove 'germs'.

People praise Animorphs for being 'dark and gritty' and showing adolescent child soldiers getting PTSD, but the bleak ending made it seem like all that darkness and grittiness was pointless. It's like KA Applegate blackpilled herself while writing it and thought all her kid fans didn't deserve a happy Harry Potter ending, and would rather read something more nihilistic than Schindler's List. I don't mind nihilistic art, but to package it as a fun 'what if you could turn into animals woah.' adventure and sell it to twelve year olds...

I mean, the Hunger Games had more hopeful and productive ending.
Yeah, I don’t mind it being dark and gritty, and I would have been fine with a. Not-so-happy ending too, but I think it ended way too bleak.

Super optimistic, maybe the movie will give us the “actual” ending where things are a bit improved. Not to a mega happy ending, but at least a satisfying one.
 
Yeah, I don’t mind it being dark and gritty, and I would have been fine with a. Not-so-happy ending too, but I think it ended way too bleak.

Super optimistic, maybe the movie will give us the “actual” ending where things are a bit improved. Not to a mega happy ending, but at least a satisfying one.
Just my opinion here but I think given the setting and the narrative of ‘war is bad’ we got the best ending possible. Now Ax was absolutely robbed and mishandled in the finale I’ll give you that but for humans fighting a war against intergalactic beings capable of technology so advanced it might as well be magic things turned out pretty good.
Horrible for the individuals involved yes, but good for humanity as a whole.

We got morphing tech and a Krispy Kreme on the moon, what more could you want?

I also think it’s good that the ending was such a bummer, not every story ends with everyone happy even more so when war is involved. Sometimes life just sucks.
 
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Just my opinion here but I think given the setting and the narrative of ‘war is bad’ we got the best ending possible. Now Ax was absolutely robbed and mishandled in the finale I’ll give you that but for humans fighting a war against intergalactic beings capable of technology so advanced it might as well be magic things turned out pretty good.
Horrible for the individuals involved yes, but good for humanity as a whole.

We got morphing tech and a Krispy Kreme on the moon, what more could you want?

I also think it’s good that the ending was such a bummer, not every story ends with everyone happy even more so when war is involved. Sometimes life just sucks.
Maybe, but at the very least, specify if they all died or not. Downer ending, happy ending, something inbetween, at least give an actual end, not a cliffhanger cutoff.
 
I also think it’s good that the ending was such a bummer, not every story ends with everyone happy even more so when war is involved. Sometimes life just sucks.
Yeah, sometimes life just sucks. And I'm not against all art that ends with that message. But it doesn't seem like KA was trying to make some kind of artistic statement, rather that she got caught in the adolescent edgelord mindset of enjoying the emotional catharsis that comes from writing muh pains drama. Writing a gritty universe is not a sign of maturity, anyone who has ever browsed Dark!AU or Hurt/Comfort fanfic knows this.

In fiction, the author controls the narrative. And the way the narrative ends concludes everything the author was trying to say for the story. What was Animorphs trying to say? The books were written starting with, 'aren't the Animorphs cool? Don't you want to be like them?' and ends with 'if you become an Animorph you will get PTSD, lose friends to drama, and then die.' For me, making the ending of a children's book series pointless and depressing because it 'seems realistic' isn't a good enough reason. I liked Animorphs because it was funny and weird and imaginative, but I feel like Applegate by the end didn't like how she had started things. If Everworld is anything to go off of, she wants everyone depressed and edgy.
 
Yeah, sometimes life just sucks. And I'm not against all art that ends with that message. But it doesn't seem like KA was trying to make some kind of artistic statement, rather that she got caught in the adolescent edgelord mindset of enjoying the emotional catharsis that comes from writing muh pains drama. Writing a gritty universe is not a sign of maturity, anyone who has ever browsed Dark!AU or Hurt/Comfort fanfic knows this.

In fiction, the author controls the narrative. And the way the narrative ends concludes everything the author was trying to say for the story. What was Animorphs trying to say? The books were written starting with, 'aren't the Animorphs cool? Don't you want to be like them?' and ends with 'if you become an Animorph you will get PTSD, lose friends to drama, and then die.' For me, making the ending of a children's book series pointless and depressing because it 'seems realistic' isn't a good enough reason. I liked Animorphs because it was funny and weird and imaginative, but I feel like Applegate by the end didn't like how she had started things. If Everworld is anything to go off of, she wants everyone depressed and edgy.
I never looked into Everworld, was it just as dark as Animorphs if not more so?
 
I want this to work so goddamn bad.

The books are generally really well done and pull no punches as the war drags on. As others have said, it directly dealt with the horrors of war and the hard decisions that come with it.

Plus shit really pops off during the final arc of the story when everything starts paying off and the shit hits the fan.

It blows my mind the sheer scope of what they did in children books. Full scale, deep lore sci-fi setting, brutal gore and violence. Even implied sexual elements. (Ex: Rachel and Tobias totally had sex around book 25ish, but the book couldn't come out and say it.)

It's fucking amazing they allowed it to happen in the 90's. Even the filler in the middle was enjoyable.
 
Not just Ax deserved a better ending, at least give Marco a break and Tobias should have gone back to human because Rachel would have wanted that, and walked into the sunset to an unknown future like some disheartened ronin looking for a new purpose saying "psshh... nothing personnel... kid". I mean, it was a 90s book saga!

The PTSD was dark enough, the ending was never gonna be happy. A cynical outlook was enough.
 
I didn’t read these books as a kid but I do know that as an adult I find the Andalites fucking disgusting for reasons I can’t adequately explain. Maybe it’s because they don’t have mouths and their noses look like vaginas.
 
My favorite memory of this series was when they had to time travel. Essentially some random big bad decides to fuck up history to make the earth easier to take over and the morphs get sucked into it.

At first, they succeed in preventing him from changing history, but then they end up at Washington crossing the Delaware and all hell breaks loose. The British are warned, Washington dies and Jake gets his head blown off!

From then on they start randomly jumping across points in history that look more and more unrecognizable as the big bad just randomly starts fucking around. They go to D day to witness some anglo british soldiers getting slaughtered by the alien aided Germans, and they even meet Hitler!

There's a huge moral argument the morphs get into as to wither they should kill him, because he's not a dictator in this timeline, he's just random fucking jeep driver. and then one of them just gets up and slits his throat!

It all culminates in them figuring out how to travel back in time and prevent the big bad from even being born. Which undos everything that happens, but they still remember it and are traumatized of course.
 
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My favorite memory of this series was when they had to time travel. Essentially some random big bad decides to fuck up history to make the earth easier to take over and the morphs get sucked into it.

At first, they succeed in preventing him from changing history, but then they end up at Washington crossing the Delaware and all hell breaks loose. The British are warned, Washington dies and Jake gets his head blown off!

From then on they start randomly jumping across points in history that look more and more unrecognizable as the big bad just randomly starts fucking around. They go to D day to witness some anglo british soldiers getting slaughtered by the alien aided Germans, and they even meet Hitler!

There's a huge moral argument the morphs get into as to wither they should kill him, because he's not a dictator in this timeline, he's just random fucking jeep driver. and then one of them just gets up and slits his throat!

It all culminates in them figuring out how to travel back in time and prevent the big bad from even being born. Which undos everything that happens, but they still remember it and are traumatized of course.
The megamorph books were always fun to me. There was the one where they accidentally got sent back to the time of the dinosaurs and Tobias is literally responsible for killing the dinosaurs. Or the one where Jake makes a deal with the alien devil to where they never became the Animorphs. Almost everyone dies, but the actually win the war in like a month and a half.

With the one you mentioned, both alien Jesus and Satan realize how bad it is having someone go around fucking with history is, so they let the Animorphs go after the guy to stop him(alien Satan requires one to die though, but alien Jesus twists that to be “since one has to die, the others cannot“, so they get shot and blown up and stuff but immediately heal).

The first two chapters of that being in the alternate reality and seeing how they act was unsettling as hell, especially since you had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Also the Hitler killing was made to “maybe but probably not” be an accident.
 
I've been reading the books over the past few days and visser three is either a shit tier morpher or earth's animals are much stronger than those aliens he acquired from gods know where.
He almost got them multiple time when he let his underlings do the fighting and everytime he morphed he just get fucked, especially under water.
 
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I've been reading the books over the past few days and visser three is either a shit tier morpher or earth's animals are much stronger than those aliens he acquired from gods know where.
He almost got them multiple time when he let his underlings do the fighting and everytime he morphed he just get fucked, especially under water.
It’s pointed out in a later book that Earth has an enormous amount of animal species compared to other planets. Like the Andalite’s home planet only has like three types of birds total. So he probably has way less adaptablity than he thinks he does.
 
I've been reading the books over the past few days and visser three is either a shit tier morpher or earth's animals are much stronger than those aliens he acquired from gods know where.
He almost got them multiple time when he let his underlings do the fighting and everytime he morphed he just get fucked, especially under water.
I think Visser 3’s biggest downfall is he vastly overestimates his own abilities. If he’d actually listen to his crew instead of killing anyone who dared to disagree with him he could easily move up the ranks to become Visser 1 or higher. The problem is he’s not really a leader, he’s just a glorified bully with power.
 
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