💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[PeachSmoothie]

my personal prediction is that she will divorce him only once the money's run completely dry and they're actually, unironically forced to put the fries in the bag to survive. then she'll try and take whatever's left of ian's savings and monkeybranch to some unkempt tattoo artist. she's already testing the waters!



i wonder if they're both on the deed to the house.

i've been here for years out of a morbid curiosity to see what their rock bottom would look like, and i think we're finally getting there. inshallah the kino casino, h3, and everyone else never speaks of them again. it's been real jomhasisters. pretty soon we'll be back to the days when this thread only moved a page a week or so, lol. we've been so spoiled!

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

they slept on a mattress in the basement where it was cool instead of getting the A/C fixed. They are just now getting their A/C fixed in time for this summer

Unironically poor/hurting for money. There is absolutely no way this is just laziness.

With her now failed and defunct streaming arc (for the fifth? 20th? Time) they would 100% have moved back to LA if they had the money in order to “save” Anisa’s streaming career. She would have convinced him they NEEDED to go to LA so she can do streaming events and collab with other creators in the “just chatting” streaming space. And she NEEDS to start doing OF collabs with other cool alt girls filled with tattoos that also wear punk rock shirts. But instead she will continue to uhhhhhhh brag about everyone that hates H3 in uhhhhhhh….. Edmonton? Alberta?

Grim. But I don’t expect many lolcow antics over the coming summer months. It’ll be a milder climate, they can go out and about as needed, see the beautiful sunshine if they desire. At least Anisa, the main catalyst, won’t be cooped up inside. This next winter though? If she doesn’t have another online outlet for regularly scheduled attention by that point, I’m forecasting a content heavy few months.

Slow summer, lolcow winter.

 

[James Brown]

Here's a full clip:

>because were married, we can speak telepathically
NO bitch. You are a Cluster B maniac, Ian mentioned "streaming" and saw the look of demonic, bubbling hatred wash over your face like the tides running out in preparation for an ensuing tsunami. Thats how he knew.

>Ian took it well
She 100% told this nigger that once they moved to Canada she'd stream and make more money for them. She said this part as if she was quitting a job that keeps the lights on.
He's stuck with a complete femcel neet, wouldn't be surprised if he initiates a divorce eventually - no one ever talks about how exhausting it would be to deal with a childless, stay-at-home girlfriend that only gets out of bed to CONSOOM. Actually think about how she justified buying the reptiles and spending countless hours building and painting le handmade climbing walls to decorate her epic streaming OFFICE...just to quit 13 streams in. Id be smashing her head off the bathroom tile.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I'm not saying that streaming is easy or a good career path, but you can't just half ass it for not even a month. You have to have a regular schedule and actually put in the hours. You have to do more than a full time job to make it work because you're competing with so many other people for a very limited pool of viewers. But Anisa and I don't have a work ethic.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I have to give Anisa some credit, this cycle lasted a little longer than usual. 13 streams shatters her previous record. Don't worry Anisasisters she will restart her streaming career in 2 months.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Anisa claims they're having so many fan interactions in Edmonton, and it's become a bonding thing with these fans to talk shit about H3, she says it's a nice moment to connect.

Replace edmonton with reddit and this sentence becomes infinitely more believable

 

[Kakkerum420]

Replace edmonton with reddit and this sentence becomes infinitely more believable

It might actually be true, the average Canadian and the average redditor are basically the same.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I was actually shocked at how small the H3 snark reddit was (might be because of Lex Juthor suing their jannies) it has 8 contributions in the last week and seems to have a core membership of like 3-4 dozen people mainly interested in defending Hasan Pikers Izzat imo . Ironically I think it was actually Ethan ignoring her for the cornering that set her over the edge as she quit getting attention from this e community she clearly really likes .

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

No Jomha april has destroyed Anus to the point she is quitting streaming.

Shame, she was more entertaining than Ian. They both still suck, though, so it was always gonna be this way, I guess.

 

[mars]

View attachment 8952693
View attachment 8952694
No Jomha april has destroyed Anus to the point she is quitting streaming. Enjoy the Alberta sunshine!

This is a huge improvement, if she isn't felting Ian she may as well fuck off. Ultimately she's a boring bum, even more than Ian.

Anisa half-assing something for a few weeks then giving up because she got bored, tired of failing at it, or it's too hard?! Wow I never would have imagined that. Anyways I hope she has a good time going to the gym, taking care of her lizards, reading books, learning how to play an instrument and making content for her onlyfans!

 

[Kill Mitts]

I'm imagining a horror outcome where she and her gimp husband actually bring a child into this world.

two negatives equate as a positive number, please expect the child to be 200iq Einstein type individual

 

[TokiBun]

I was actually shocked at how small the H3 snark reddit was (might be because of Lex Juthor suing their jannies) it has 8 contributions in the last week and seems to have a core membership of like 3-4 dozen people mainly interested in defending Hasan Pikers Izzat imo . Ironically I think it was actually Ethan ignoring her for the cornering that set her over the edge as she quit getting attention from this e community she clearly really likes .

It use to be bigger before Ethan doled out the lawsuits. The original community locked itself and splinter subreddits followed.
I use to follow the original snark sub (this was around 2022 iirc. When Ethan was interviewing homosexuals and showing guests prolapsed assholes. So before the Skulls in the mail,) forgot about it, then got yelled at in the official H3 subreddit for a post I made years ago.
ANYWAYS the current snark sub being barren makes sense. The Ethan and Hasan divorce arc is old news now. That along with the unmasking of the Jannies is probably making people move onto harassing other Internet personalities.

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

Anisa half-assing something for a few weeks then giving up because she got bored, tired of failing at it, or it's too hard?! Wow I never would have imagined that. Anyways I hope she has a good time going to the gym, taking care of her lizards, reading books, learning how to play an instrument and making content for her onlyfans!

You forgot that they were also learning Chinese, and that she was learning glass cutting while Ian learned woodworking so that they could team up together. They’re pretty busy!

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Can I get a QRD as to why she's quit again? I imagine it's just from the run-of-the-mill criticism she receives because the only thing interesting about her is the multitude of ways she alogs Mr. Jomha, but I'm hoping there was some silly sort of silly catalyst that only bothers her.

anus only shot at fame was being a part of the zhoie burger thot squad and when she first got the BIIIIG ASS TITTIEEEES. she is too ugly, boring and stupid to be a streamer or honestly anything really. these idiots would legit be happier outside the interner flipping burgers

 

[Mgs2 gamefaqs guide]

she is absolutely going to get pregnant within a year so her husband doesn't question her disinterest in working. It's the failgirl playbook.

Idubbz looks like he's slowly giving up on streaming. But at least he did it for months and kept a schedule. A work ethic despite how unlikable he is. Anisa can't even do that. 13 streams. That's it? How popular were her streams when she was rainbowkids? Surely this is comparable or even more popular compared to that.

 

[Kill Mitts]

also, the kid is 100% going to be trans

 

[mars]

she is absolutely going to get pregnant within a year so her husband doesn't question her disinterest in working. It's the failgirl playbook.

You think Ian would dare question her about anything? I don't think he has enough testosterone left.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

You think Ian would dare question her about anything? I don't think he has enough testosterone left.

That may be his saving grace, his fertility is probably in the negatives. When they put a sample under a microscope, they found he's not merely shooting blanks, he's shooting "Immigrants welcome" posters, not a single white swimmer in sight.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

also, the kid is 100% going to be trans

And not Ian's but he will raise that kid.